/brit/

moving to bedlington

imagine trying to become a "/brit/ personality" by putting a name on but you're still such a boring cunt that no one notices lmao

*phones GCHQ*

>doing something productive
whats this got to do with working?

pedophile

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underrated

what were your english teachers in high school/secondary school like?

why do girls love cocaine

anal sex is better than vaginal sex

not a bender btw

At this point I think I'm just gonna invite her for a drink

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not a commie but marx's theory of labour alienation was spot on

I'm a funeral director so I'm somewhat doing a bit of a community service

only ever took spanish in school mate

frumpy lesbians

makes them horny and turns their already extroverted personalities to overdrive

youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_988927497&feature=iv&src_vid=9PSbgxtOeZo&v=-OWsRC6E8-o

One year we had a substitute for most of the year. The prevailing theory amongst the class was that he was gay and got bummed too hard, and was off sick because his arse got torn open.

need anymore link with that one lad?

they don't, it's men who abuse substances when they have problems, women instead ruminate about them and become anxious

EXTREMELY attractive blonde woman in her mid-20s with a posh accent. loved growing up in the south.

because cocaine is amazing

>you had a prostitute for most of the year

fuck off

most of them were homosexual/possibly pedo

angry yank manlet

it's fun. get horny as fuck and can wake up feeling fine next day and go to work.

fat feminist pig

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is this how women actually talk on text? goodness me

>I went on a holiday with my mate to Jamaica and was taken back to some guys apartment where all his mates ended up fucking me; I was so embarrassed the next day but it was the most amazing experience being fucked by 4 big black guys
corr

>homosexual
>pedo
bit redundant lad

it is when they're completely turned off and/or distracted

take the hint she's not interested

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been on hold with the police for 10 minutes waiting to report all the neurotypicals here

i'm an ugly virgin that's too pussy to kill myself

based tell them i (the good yank) said yehaw

best post you've ever made

>depression

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and obsession

remember those minty strips

dont mix well

the blonde used to be a qt with big tits, what happened to the hosts

love ignoring my girlfriend when she's on her period
always spams me and makes an effort to talk to me, its cute

Any mbokobike man in?

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yeah
stuck to the roof of your mouth

I honestly can't imagine a funeral director coming home from a day of providing comfort and dignity to a family in morning and switching into /brit/ mode

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nigeria

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reddit.com/r/tightpussy

We all have a pretty dark sense of humour, m8. You need to otherwise you won't last long

black coffee and cigarettes are the patrician breakfast

g l a s s y - e y e d

cant wait to be killed

yeh
bought a 125 pitbike last night for $300AUD

>having someone come kill you because you're too pussy and retarded to do it yourself

loool

Nice1 m8. Pics x

just paid noseberg $12 for the EXCLUSIVE feature of being able to lock my phone while listening to youtube music videos

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neurotypicals UNITE

I like it at this time of the day, when Americans aren't here.

hate being NEET lads

fuck off hate every last one of you

>"Take the money. The next day - kill him! And if he says 'But I gave you money?!', tell him, 'You idiot, why did you give me the money!'" *sniff*

>I like it at this time of the day, when Americans aren't here.

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found an interesting and amusing side of the internet lads, middle age twitter

hey france, just letting you know i hate you

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>leave blinds up, get breeze, but have to sit in direct sunlight
>put blinds down, get no breeze, but can sit in shade

I love her and I want to smell her farts.

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grim

doxxable information

anticipating a complete and utter rat-arsing session tonight

DROPPED

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is it anything like village facebook groups?

huh?

>over 50% of Brits have a micropenis

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been really enjoying femdom JOI videos lately

>hey france, just letting you know i hate you

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ah yes, a privilleged upper class white female telling me what its actually like

The Big Narstie Show is on tonight lads clear your plans

nah its conceptually different

Have to get a haircut. Dreading this t b h.

>that 55 year old boomer that spends all day on facebook sharing inspirational quotes juxtaposed on a semi-relevant image

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remember when i was out at a club and the lad pissing in the urinal next to me had a ltieral micropenis

Mühsal kommt kameraden

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Is it only the ones that get killed by someone who is white and male that matter?

France is known for:

Good wine
Good cheese
Good vagina
Shitty food
Losing wars

wow delete this mate you said you wouldn't tell anyone

>looking

*crack*
*pssshhh*
>Ahh the poll tax. Now THAT was a tax worth rioting over

chuck us an amusing limerick