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my thread edition

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Hello not-norway

I miss nigger and I miss his bbc

enough

hi not-USA

Are you Danish?

Do you see my flag?

Rolling over like a great big cloud
Rolling over with the big sky

Ssshh.

I got pictures of naked ladies
Lying on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a-Swelling inside my head
I'm making artificial lovers for free
I start to howl I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I fuck like a Beast

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*smiles and keeps touching*

;-;

watching this weird anime person touch a leaf's stuff without asking

VERY rude

Alright update so I wasn't screamed at surprisingly enough.
And I'm not an assistant, but an summer intern, which is to say the same thing.

And the boss is a banker.

Nice dude. So you're a student then I presume?

Yes, sophomore to junior in American slang.

I'm going to have a 2-day vacation… Hmm… Such is the life in investment banks.

Nice, enjoy your time off I guess. Do you study finance then I assume?

Thanks, you too if it is the case. Yes, have my exchange in the US soon. Very cool.

Where will you be attending? I study finance to btw

Boston but don't want to get to get doxxed by saying any further than that. Rhymes with ern.

And ah brother. It's better to be a finance student in the U.S. than in France.

>all the wagies at work so /cum/ is slow as fuck

fuck cana

Are you Arab?

I dreamt that I was purposefully humiliated for the size of my peenor

Describe your state with one image

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reckon i could be a normie if i tried hard enough

got a phone screen with dow chemical buds

>Boston
Nice. Should be a good time.

Yeah, I suppose the best countries to study the subject in is the US and Britain.

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i jumped an old man this morning

what good deeds have you done today /cum/?

let’s have a girls’ night out

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redbubble.com/people/generalgrievous/works/15058268-get-in-the-robot-will?p=t-shirt

thoughts?

I want this on a t shirt

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like an interview or a physical smartphone screen?

i'll bring the beandip

not worth the price

also it's shit

kinda a preinterview interview i guess

i like it but i don't know if i would ever wear it since it would just confuse normies

o-oh

i worked on a grant project with them not too long ago, they're pretty cool

they also make neat phone screens

He put the gun into his face
Bang!
So much blood for such a tiny little hole
Problems do have solutions you know
A lifetime of fucking things up fixed
By one determined flash

test

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maybe i can bhopal some niggas

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going to be getting on one of these types of trains soon

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Putting my dog down in 2hrs

loving all types of transport, buses are so cool

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sorry to hear that , go spend time with here instead of posting here

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...

Wtf why?

sexy train

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what the fuck is with this plastic straw meme that appeared out of nothing? what about the cups and the lids? why straws?

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the FUCK are you talking about retard

a bunch of companies, states, cities, countries etc are discussing banning plastic straws

People strated to complain about straws and are trying to ban them. But still not doing anything about the rest of the plastics we use, only straws

yeah hyper liberal shitholes where its illegal to cough in the wrong direction

Straws will be illegal
Resistance is futile, shitlord

if they really cared about plastics they should sort their waste instead of putting everything into a single blue bin

only single use straws, which will open market demand to hand-carved artisan straws

youll have to pry them from my cold dead hands

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that stuff gets sorted at a sorting facility

also developed countries dont dump their garbage in the ocean so it's irrelevant

>hand-carved artisan straws

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>that stuff gets sorted at a sorting facility
this also PSA, don't recycle plastic bags they can get caught in the machine and do much more harm than good

Give the straws and we MIGHT just give you life

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I don't think you know what free means, it means all or nothing

idea: learning about the the use of imprisonment throughout human existance for the next 2 1/2 hours until i go to work

it's not enough, sorting facilities aren't supposed to (and can't) sort everything

china said just this year they won't accept our recycling because it's all fucked up, so we put it in landfills

Where do you guys do illegal drugs?
>at my parents' house (when nobody is home)
>at the dorm bathroom

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it poo'd on the carpet

>china said just this year they won't accept our recycling
true

>because it's all fucked up,
false, it's because they already produce a fuck ton of plastic waste and they don't want to import it (plastic waste is the main focus of the ban they will still import other kinds of waste for recycling)

so we put it in landfills

we import their waste, they don't import ours, sad

youtube.com/watch?v=G-NoOdYKidw

drumpf is the biggest piece of waste that needs to be exported

i dont think we import foreign waste or at least not a lot of it

>home
>car
>friends house

landfills are fine, theyre quite efficient and safe these days

unfortunately there's not much you can do with plastic, i don't take issue if people want to go back to more basic packaging, packaging these days is fucking obnoxious

>box wrapped in plastic
>bag inside box
>bag inside bags
etc.

i think he's referring to people

wow canadians are RACIST

>he doesn't burn kush with his dad
lmaoing @ ur life

that was the joke, yeah

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>familial degeneracy
disgusting

gonna do a withdrawal fap
honestly blow such huge loads

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He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him

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i jerk off like a madman when going through withdrawals. feels so fucking good

OMG SO FUNNY

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For me, it's 3