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Viva France !

my wrists are weak but my mind is buff

lived in thailand for a year, want to go back, the living standard in my little bubble was FAR superior there

im 6 ft 2 and look like pete doherty

Don't return next time, paedo guy

this weathers got man feelin blessed init.. nang times my guy

watched half of the first episode of the sopranos and looked like typical pretentious yank shite so i turned it off

grim grim grim fucking pathetic can't cut in a real country so goes to a shithole

thom

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Don't want to live around non whites

Favourite MMA fighter, past or present?

lads what would you rate thom yorke's looks out of 10

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>buff mind

yet constantly contemplates suicide
lol

not even a pedo, lived in a little bubble, just money goes a lot further there

don't need to hear this from a 5'3 loser who can't even kill himself

two of my mates have had a foursome with two peng druggie girls

What are you supposed to eat when abroad apart from American fast food?

4/10

fridaynight isn't one poster

Jow Forums is not social media

would unironically see this picture in a modern art museum in 30 years time
and I would appreciate it

5

Female doctor found an excuse to make me lift my top up lol, cheeky

friday night dinner

4/10

only rational conclusion to this insanity #notanabsurdist

>bluepilled
diego river was an ugly cuck who couldn't control his whore socialist wife
>redpilled
he didn't give a fuck about his appearance, had a 8/10 qt nympho gf and fucked on the side. he lived life to its fullest

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all australians should be ______

this just in: homealoneeveryfridaynight comes out as an absurdist

she wanted to check you weren't stealing coats from the cloakroom

Vile Jewish subhumans

If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

my mate has a 9/10 petite gf and it drives me insane

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who's going then?

Tell him

wrong aburdists say it's even more absurd to end life than to continue it, i disagree

Does look truly awful doesn't it
I keep seeing that picture of a sopranos character in the red room from twin peaks and I don't understand how anyone could like both shows

sucking a willer

literally me but 5'6 and without the caveman eyebrows

i think he's about that height anyway but still

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same
couldn't even get through the first episode

Lads let's be honest here
Our souls can be saved, but ONLY by embracing the love of Jesus Christ

just bc i'm a pathetic loser doesn't mean you're not as well you pathetic copelord

would you say new-absurdist?

Watch it

this.

may Jesus come in your boipuss x

got extreme nausea today and it's fucking 30c and I want to die

mate and his croatian gf are visiting the UK so he can see his family, offered them my spare room for a week to keep their travel costs down and all they do is shag the entire time. come home from toil and my house smells like sex, go to sleep and all i can hear is him ramming her

is this disrespectful or am i being unreasonable?

gonna do it lads
just try and stop me

shouldn't have offered them the room then you fucking retard

no i am a loser, that is my philosophy: "to live is to suffer" is my moto

t. Has a giant Ballon of trump in a diaper floating across London

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i have a pale english body

Can’t wait for this tech-house fad to die down

that is literally absurdist philosophy though

didnt think they'd use it as a shag pad did i retard

watch what

they all look like grim slags

awks

*btfos all of you with his italian model gf*

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well you thought wrong, didn't you, like a retard would

Your Rx la:
cool water x 500 ml
fruits and vegetables x .5 kg
cool water as needed

no you wouldn’t
be quiet

no absurdists, as the name suggests, relish the absurdity of it all and realise that it's better to sustain what is already absurd than move into something potentially even more absurd

32C in Suffolk

put your foot down mate, plain disrespectful that

Why does York look to be 70 when he's actually 51?

you tacky thing

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wow extremely rich guys can pull good looking women, who would have thought that would be the case

please don't blaspheme

meh, our political parties finally have some ideological differences, what with labour being quite openly marxist. The US system is different shades of a right neoliberal ruling class, trump and hillary ran in the same circles, trump and clinton both went on jeoffry epsteins private jet 'the lolita express' where he whored out underage girls.

20c in newcastle

just be like "i can hear you shagging, can you do it in my bed please? im a virgin freak also i'm a big mongy cunt, can you steal my money and personal possessions?"

Full of lefty rage & also lost his wife

You’re not being unreasonable but due to social conventions you can’t do anything about it without revealing yourself as a virgin freak.

just fuck off and leave me alone yeah?

remember that time it was hot dad?

watch it chrissy

Fucked it lads, pretended to be interested in a girl just to shag her. Now I’ve shagged her she won’t leave me alone and wants to meet up every single day

just ghost her lmao

Alright

eh just keep shagging her mate, maybe you'll actually like her after a while

font

nah not unreasonable at all
*mumbles virgin freak under my breath*

wish neurotypicals like you would just leave, who do you think you're kidding

You’ll fuck it up at some point just let it run it’s course

dont like porn vids with guys in them. simp as

Who cares

did all your problems dissapear when you lost your v?

*follows you around* retard retard retard

Albanians are subhumans

stress

based and redpilled

to want to watch girls you find hot get fucked is literal cuck behavior

theres a 16 year old girl at toil who keeps doing the touching hair thing when she talks to me

yea I grew to 5’11 overnight

how would you rank these albums?

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what does sex smell like?

nasty little bender

Tranny on girl is the thinking man’s choice