Which Spanish accent is the best to learn? I've heard some people say Castilian, Mexican, and Colombian Spanish before

Learn Puerto Rican Spanish. It's so advanced and sophisticated all other spanish speakers besides Canarians, andalusians and carribean spanish speakers complain that ''it's too fast my brain can't process it'' or ''my brain can't fill in gaps on missing consonants or vowels''.

It's not the only retarded thing they have come up with.

X-men
>Patrol "X"

Fast and furious
>Full gas

Kamehameha
>Vital wave

SpongeBob Squarepants
>Roberto Estropajo (yep, Robert Scourer)

Beverly Hills Ninja
>The hairless sausage

Spaniards often get bullied by this on normie media. But seriously, what were they thinking?

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>hairless
peleona Paco, no pelona lmao

Oh no, we mistranslated the title of the cinematic masterpiece Beverly Hills Ninja, whatever we shall do

I remember being told the best Spanish in terms of language resources was the Peruvian one. Ironically, their southern Chilean neighbors speak the worst Spanish.

It's Bob Esponja in Spain, what's that Roberto Estropajo shit?

Did you know that Mexico has DUBS?

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>Spanish

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>the inferiority complex Brazilians start showing up and point out how they don't actually speak spanish because they deeply fear other countries won't give them the respect they think they deserve
like clockwork

Mexican probably will be the most useful for you

>SpongeBob Squarepants
>>Roberto Estropajo (yep, Robert Scourer)
¿Qué dices?

>coping sudacas with literal indio accents
Castilian accent übermesch reporting in, sudaquillas are incapable of resisting the urge of chasing my dick just from hearing me speak.

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>this thread again
Fuck off.

I learned Castilian accent because that is what the resources I had used. I didn't know the differences at the time.

I've come to like it the best and I find it funny the comments latinos leave on music videos by Spanish singers saying their accent is stupid.

i liked the "white" cuban version, which i assume is the best in the caribbeans and closest to spain.

Perú dará su mejor esfuerzo!

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Colombian is pretty neutral indeed. Mexico wouldn't be far behind. Spain is easy to study because a lot of ressources teach you this one, but they do have some weird expressions and pronunciation.

Just avoid Chile and Argentina like others said. Carribean too.

*snap*

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i laugh at that like everyone else, but the translation was proven to be fake

Very close to the Canary Islands

>vosotros
cringe

Costa Rican, of course

Like most Americans, I learned the same way. My accent was heavily influenced by a dominican exchange student I tutored while still learning to speak in conversation though, so it can sound very odd at times. Anyone else like this?

user, tienes que seguirles la broma, esa es la gracia.

Canarian is one of the most simple, neutral and available accents. Castillian is exactly what you should avoid if you want to communicate clearly with everyone. Mexican has too many slangs. Colombian is beautiful and it's quite neutral in the "commercial" form heard on TV but still not that neutral and has some slangs. The most neutral accents are canarian, andalusian, the one some Cubans speak and Puerto Rican (avoid listening to puerto ricans from the US and focus on daily shows from the island if you want to try this one). Canarian I think is the most available one online from what I've seen on You Tube and can be found in clean non trashy versions easily.

Andalusian

For the girls

youtube.com/watch?v=stC_LSekh4w

Superior Andalusian accent is a pussy magnet

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>Cubans speak and Puerto Rican
This must be bait

>Puelto Licans

que wea porotero qliao, por culpa de tu cagaa de idioma me oblige a dejar de ver memes en español. eri la peor wea le ha pasado a esta cagaa de lengua

Of course if you take Cubans from Miami, newyoricans and reggaetoneros as an examples they're trashy as fuck. The same as taking some norteño ranchero as an example of the mexican accent.

>archentinos

Thats fake macaco propaganda

I love your dub on world of Warcraft. it such better than beaner dub

>It's so retarded and mutilated that all other spanish speakers besides Canarians, andalusians and carribean spanish speakers complain that ''it's too fast my brain can't process it'' or ''my brain can't fill in gaps on missing consonants or vowels''.

I used to live in Puerto Rico for a couple of years, the accent is shit

This is the truth.

¿Dónde?

unironically, if someone learns our spanish he'd be able to understand every other form of it

When they say Colombia, they refer to "p*isa" accent (Pablo Escobar and Medellin's accent) or "rolo" accent (Bogota's accent) only.

Hey user, I'm someone that's actually into linguistics and knows about this stuff. Colombian Spanish is indeed pretty neutral like some have said so you in the end won't have that much of an accent. B Mexican is alright if you're focused on dealing with latinoamerican people, if Europe is your thing go with Castilian, however only people from Spain like that accent and it kinda feels forced to talk with if you're not from there.

>Canarian I think is the most available one online
I really really doubt it

There's no neutral accent

This
When will people learn?

Some dialects/accents use way too much slang or outright change verb conjugation and are quite niche to the point that trying to communicate with that accent means half the message will go over the other person's head. There might not be a neutral accent, but some of them are more broadly understood than others.

“Latino” dubs are pretty neutral

Costa Rican spanish, no joke, the most neutral and pretty you can find.

educated peruvian or mexican, they pronounce every word

Castillian is good because you learn to distinguish the s and z sounds, but Mexican will probably be the most useful for you.
Fake.
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomberman_(videojuego)
>Erróneamente se le atribuyó el nombre de Don Pepe y los globos a una supuesta versión española cuando en realidad este juego era una versión «no oficial» de un juego llamado Balloon Hopper, distribuido por la revista británica Your Computer en 1983. Sin embargo, su relación con la saga Bomberman procede de una versión pirata llamada simplemente Pepe y los globos distribuida en diciembre de 1985 por una revista italiana, Load 'n' Run, que se dedicaba a vender copias ilegales de juegos alterando sus títulos originales.

Wolverine
>aguja dinamica
¿quieres una fruta?
youtube.com/watch?v=W5jEBDinXaM

They still sound mexican despite removing their slang

El ejpañol pueltoliqueño ej lo que pasa cuando tieneh dañoj celeblaleh.

Sssnap

Limeño accent

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Venezuela

Indeed.
I'm just sick of that horrendous, vomit inducing mexiorc screeching on Spanish speaking YouTube.
It's like every 2 out 3 videos in Spanish on YouTube are uploaded by Mexicans and they are speak like that and sound horrible.

>Indios zambombos have to come with such cheap fakes and subterfuge tactics.

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Central american
It's pretty similar around the 5 ca countries. Neutral

Why do you lie?

youtu.be/VlK-neOypDM

Why can't latin americams accept the fact that their accents are fucking disgusting and pleb compared to their leaders

Argentinian/Catalan

> not lisping is disgusting!!!!!11

There, there, Portubro.

CATALAN IS CATALAN NOT SPANISH REEEEEEEEE

Catalan Spanish unironically sounds pretty good

ok Paco Smith

Does Catalan have th sounds?

Honduras, El Salvador and Nicaragua speak the same. You talk like Mexicans and we talk like Colombians with less rithm

Castillian. You should learn that, also if you want to start with learning spanish go to the RAE. There are worlds that only in castillian spanish exist. Learn castillian.
no lol they even can't pronunce ''Wey'', they talk like other CA

MEXICAN is the AMERICAN Spanish if that makes sense. Otherwise if u go Caribbean Spanish you’ll sound like an Aussie. If you go South American you’ll sound like a Brit. Mexican is the “cleanest”

>mfw literally teachers here will only teach mexican accents
>literally never do vosotros conjugation

We own everything now, stick on our side or the cartels will get to you.

what do you need vosotros for?

To sound cool.

Catalonian Spanish, because it sounds a bit like French/non-Iberian/white.

I'm planning on studying international law after undergrad with a focus on Europe. I would like European Spanish so I don't sound retarded when I visit

if you use it you'll sound retarded even in Madrid, you've been warned

Well, in any case we speak different, that's what I'm sure

Cringe
Suena a que teneis una polla en la boca metida
Los guiris deben aprender español araguones

To not treat everyone like someone you don't know or with respect.

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French spanish accent

Meh, respect formulas are mostly useless nowadays

Vos and vosotros are ear cancer that immediately tell you someone is from Argentina/Spain.

Tu and Ustedes should be the standard, global and neutral Spanish you SHOULD use. Discard those shitty DON QVIXOTE era pronouns.
Makes you sound like you use "thou" in English

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Wow now I especially want to use vosotros

try hard desu.

Because your opinions don't matter, portunigger!
Starting with the fact that brazilians unironically speak better and, in comparison, pleasantly your joke of a language better than you

Vos is faggy shit, vosotros is ok

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Mexican spanish sounds like a whining faggot, learn madrid spanish, you will sound like an idiot probably, but at least you are educated, learning any other spanish is worthless