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disagree, every little helps

1st for Harry Kane to RM

great edition!

lads what are your email addresses, wanna send you all something.

imagine the smell...

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Buy an s13 and go roadracing

Got an OLED TV, what should I watch that would look amazing?

I sexually identify as a ready meal
I'm ready in 5 minutes but I look nothing like my pictures

HATE postwank penis moisture

Mad how its literally impossible to be depressed after worshipping at the temple of iron

buy a mustang or camaro. now THAT'S a real car

Wine aunts are shite
The fact that there are girls who aspire to become such a person is pitiful

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sent ;

god I wish that were me

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try to drift your car

So where did you end up after Imperial?

yeah??

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alright ALEX

watching panda videos on youtube

stealing this

stop this meme
literally lifted for shitloads, was still depressed
depression can be an existential problem as well as a physical brain chemistry one

*blocks your path*

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having a magnum
god this is heaven on earth

Yes. The lad who originally posted her knows who it is.

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nothing sadder than hearing a 30+ year old woman talk about her nieces or nephews

imagine actually chopping off your willy to try and cure your mental illness

well, I just graduated now
it looks like I'm join some bland corporation that accepts 2.2s and end up moving to the midlands

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days of being wild?

magnum 500 straight to the dome

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got an oled tv to watch my cardoons

Gonna fire up the ol ps3 and play some modern warfare

BIG KHAZAR MILKERS

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snap

Weren't doing it right then were you you plonker

nowt wrong with the university of bolton tbf

idiot

yeah

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Being depressed is very un-British.

not illegal

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Actually upset lmao

There were a couple mustangs at the last trackday I went to but they’re heavy so you have to pull every bit of weight you can out and the older ones especially need suspension work to hook up competitively and they’re kind of a mess on a roadcourse. I saw a zl1 out there hauling ass and there was a charger hellcat in my division but he was running the stock shitty tires and brakes and it was heavy so it was only quick in the main straight and it scared the driver because he was still paying on it and insurance doesn’t cover racetracks.

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Mum called me a retard and I am autistic how do I report a hate crime?

A university compsci lecture is the place with the highest concentration of virgins on this earth

Also competition for the stinkiest alongside anime expos

ah yes
"do thing and get thing"
*does thing but doesnt recieve thing*
no it's not a problem with thing it's your problem
how many obese people are happy

Call the police lad

delete my number baby leave me like a dumpster baby

actually it's /brit/

The religious upbringing he had had had had little effect on his worldview

call the rozzers and ask for the armed diversity enforcement tactical team

prom night dumpster baby

most people here aren't virgins
it's just you and a bunch of other narcissistic freakazoids

I have made shit progress.

Started May 2017 and can only 1RM
80kg bench
55kg OHP
115kg squat
and around 152kg deadlift

bet you came dead last in your jap scrap tin tan. come back when you have a REAL american car with a v8, kiddo.

I'm a virgin

For you, I cut my wings, throw the phone, cut the SIM

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makes no sense will probably cost literally £75m

I'd be happy with those lifts lmao

Y-yeah b-but f-f-font...

Got offered a full time toil position at the place I've been temporarily toiling for the past few weeks

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>only a few more hours left of unbearable heat before temperatures drop for a while

HURRY UP!!!!!

lads...

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I really do like todays spoken word artists

>depressed
>australian

Literally a bare faced lie and I shan't be entertaining this nonsense any longer

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Don't think this Homealone character is real.

Went round to his address for a chat and I couldn't find him

I want higher bench and ohp and smaller squat and deads. My thighs and calves are fucking thick

Chelsea have had the worst window out of any European club 2bqh

Pickfords based

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How can I be so naive
I can't believe I'm catching feelings
Freezing, I can't feel my teeth
Got snowflakes all over my keys
I'm bleeding from my nose
My heart is beating too fast
Shallow breathing
See you baby you need to leave

You'll be fine by next summer lad
Takes time innit

bizarre face
>hurr durr you should be looking at the tits you homo!!!
FOY

i'm just using rym for films now

agreed, would honestly not be surprised to see hazard, courtois and possibly kante leave on top of some glaring holes in the squad

he's a good keeper but everton will ask for silly money surely, especially this close to the end of the window

A traditional surgeon has been jailed for carrying out a botched and unauthorised circumcision.

decent numbers tbqh ngl famazam
x

I came to your house last weekend, if you didn’t give out your address than someone didn

your street begins with a K

>honoring an agreement made with a monarchy that transformed into a communist dictatorship and a separate democracy each in opposition to the other

2 gay blokes moved in next door, all i can think of whenever i see them is of them fucking. which one is the top/bottom which one has the nicer looking bumhole/fatter dick etc etc

Start the new toil on monday lads

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Whatever gets it up for you brothamang

Been in every mustang with from ‘98-2010 (excluding the cobra r) and none of them were really made to be driven hard. The back end just wants to break loose and rotate which is fun when you’re doing burnouts with your teenage friends but spinnin ain’t winnin. It’s all about low weight and traction