Why do Americans eat bacon with mountain dew?

Why do Americans eat bacon with mountain dew?

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Because there was no surge in the fridge

???

That's fucking disgusting. Maple syrup belongs on bacon.

>Why do Americans

is there anything we do (or 1 american) that there hasn't been a thread about?

it is their kultur

no we all do this

>boogey didn't end up dying of a heart attack despite the state of his health for all these years up until the weight loss surgery
The guy was bound to burst into treats any day now, then he went and fucked it all up.

t. home country of epic meal time

Why they eat food?
Because building a house out of it would be silly.

if you would just answer the questions truthfully it might stop

I've seen Coke unironically being used to cook some good plates. The sugar caramelizes and the other ingredients add some sting apparently. /ck/ probably knows more about it

>bacon
>doritos
>soda
>boiling cereal (???)
What in the actual fuck kind of diet do these """""people""""" have.

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this

Do Americans really do this?

was just there, can confirm they all do this

>'bacon'
>it's 98% fat
Pic related is proper bacon

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I refuse to believe this is supposed to be serious. This must be some meme video

Why do Americans do this?

Were those marshmallows in the pot?

No one cares if we answer anything truthfully, lad.

go back to jungle and bananas, faggot

It's a pride thing. They feel it's a celebration of their individual freedoms. Freedom from decency. Freedom from a well-maintained diet. Freedom from exercise... They are a very prideful people.

Are Americans really like this?

Absolutely. See:

im literally laffing, americans are so goofy some times

I am the top burgerology expert in Estonia. Their unique and sometimes appearently misterious behaviour is actually an advanced mating ritual. By pouring mountain dew on bacon they signal to female burgers that they arent afraid to take risks with their health and that they can always innovate when there arent necessary resources available. It may at first seem puzzling to an untrained euro eye, but by lurking /int for long enough you learn more about these majestic creatures.

>Ugh, you mean people don't have anything but vegetables and water all day everyday? Disgusting!!!

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Even if you posted this ironically, I still unironically hope you die today.

woah, calm down Cleetus

t. fatso

t. Major audience of Epic Meal Time

This but unironically. People wonder why birth rates are so low, maybe it's because "men" the biggest fucking faggots possible now.

Jow Forums here. this shit makes me feel physically ill. i dont know why people do this shit but i hope they enjoy their diabetes and heart failure

why

Why are you even asking it's the same reason as always:
Americans are retarded

Kys.

reminder that lifting won't make you 6'0

Sorry, I'm just a monkey nigger, not as smart as the people from the land of Mozart and Willhelm

>Implying that the ones who get butthurt at seeing someone having a soda aren't usully fatties with a complex

I don't know I'm too poor to afford soda lol

>Tall people don't go to the gym