/brit/

overrated: mozzarella

underrated: feta

THE RAINS ARE HERE

CLENSE THIS HELLHOLE

Stopped being an anorexic with zero self esteem and they/we lost interest

he's a nigger, probably not got much in there of value to begin with

feta's shite

small willy baby dicked losers need to die

why do people act like "this is america" is some profound piece of art?

It's just some guy repeating what everyone else has been saying for decades

Alt-right youtubers are the Plato and Socrates of our time.
I hope it feels good to be part of the single most embarrassing era in human history.

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love the dole

not really

are you cute?

god i wish that were me

Made a fool of myself lads

Took mdma with my friends, lost all self control and went on for ages about how I hate myself and how I tihnk I'm ugly and how I'm a loser freak with no gf haha oh dear what a mistake

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Any political statement by a black is considered "art" these days?

Magical Mystery Tour was The Beatles' last bad album

no i am a disturbed subhuman creature, i need to die in a concentration camp

snap

ouch
maybe they were too monged out to care or wont remember

Shame, was one of the all-time great weapons in /brit/ history but seems to have been largely forgotten now

not really

oh I do this all the time
'cept I just need alcohol to do it

Same lad
open.spotify.com/track/4iwAzK5KQY6QhCcF3N0HCa?si=YRSQPCCJR4mmZTo6l9mkdQ

let it be exists

Underrated U2 songs
>In A Little While
>Bullet The Blue Sky
>God's Country

Genuinely surprised that we've not had any happenings this summer. Jow Forumstold me the heat gets the pakis' blood boiling.

no they took me pretty seriously and turned it into some weird bonding therapy session and also spilled a ton of their secrets. was pretty bent iah

Shut up twat, I fucking HATE him. Would heem him with my knee given the chance

there's loads of water falling out of the sky what's going on?

If you don't train core as a part of EVERY workout ur fucking insane

twitter.com/pseudonymjones/status/1022862870185422854

oh no no no

Magnolia

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Sounds gay

will i ever recover from this ruthless small willy hating world?

...

cant wait for people that who like that rule the world

SPLHCB was too self-indulgent. MMT was too but more self-aware.

Magical Mystery Tour it is.

I think our ancestors called it "rain"

yeah it was quite bent but at least I found out my mates stunning gf used to have a thing for me

based drumpf and breggsit have fixed the world

who is this "him"?

If you prefer magical mystery tour you're wrong simple as

Lad... he probably said that to make you feel better

And who am I? I'm the defender of mother Evropa. XXO BOOM.

wish Jeff would stop with the self-hate

makes me sad

best way to kms? no pain and i want my body to be somewhat intact?

Come down off your throne
And leave your body alone
Somebody must change
You are the reason I've been waiting so long
Somebody holds the key
Well, I'm near the end and I just ain't got the time
And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home

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Nah m8. Tbh you're right about cock size.

But being ethnic is worse

This song captures our similar prison well youtu.be/qUP2LRqVHP4

mmt's second disc literally destroys sgt pepper

bit of a weird thing to make up

don't tell him there's been a fucktonne.

not really

dog bless

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jeff reminds me of my nigerian friend from uni who'd always complain about white women expecting him to have a big dick and then they get really disappointed when they find out he's got a below-average dick

youtube.com/watch?v=HO0svGjVEP8

Hahaha lol the joke where we pretend that we've forgotten what rain is ahahah so funny
totally not seen that joke during my time on the big at toil on reddit

blasting the fan at my bollocks is the only way out of this mess

tim > jeff

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Haley's a freak, she'll fuck anything walks
>tfw used to live in Columbia SC
>tfw missed my shot

im a fucking joke is best to just leave this crual insensible world

it's not even funny, most of the skits fall flat. it's just left wingtards trying to reinforce their shitty ideology

>Michael Antonio wrote: 'Rip Justin he was a good man he was just celebrating his little brother's graduation who was filming him from the next car and unfortunately this happened he will be missed.'
>Danny M. Greene corroborated Antonio's comment by writing 'He's dead. Killed on impact. He was so hype cause his brother was the first in the family to graduate high school. #RIPJUSTIN'.
thoughts?

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would be funnier if it were actually raining but
*pulls back blinds*
*sunlight streams into the room*
it is not

better with sound

nigger monkeys and their niglet apes have spilled onto the street and are making lots of noise

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Legit.

When you're outside count how many people are holding their phone when walking, especially women. It's mad.

Needed a reason to post a forlorn tune

dumb n'wah

dat boi dindu nuffin
racist white crackas takin good black folks out the community befor they time

genuinely laugh at people who are middle class and end up at shit universities

i came from a council estate and have done better than you without even trying lmao

mum and dad live in a nice neighbourhood but it's fucking hell on hot days like this, we live in a £350,000 4 bed new build, but it's the classic "cram on as much as you can neo-habitat"

Means that despite everyone being upperclass, there's non-stop noise of lawnmowers, people's runty kids crying etc

If almost half a million can't buy you peace? What can? I see why the correlation between the price of a service is how much privacy is provides you, rich people pay more to insulate themselves from people. Kind of a disturbing theory considering we're supposed to be social creatures

>black "people"

The midge twat, Warwick Davis.

mmm females

going to university is not an achievement
FOLC

hmmm don't think you meant to reply to me you sad twat

i mean what can i do? there are not much options i am born the way i am and people expecting unreasonable things

if you're listening to music or a podcast in this weather where else are you meant to store your phone?

Had to move to Mexico to get away
You reap the seeds you sow, or so they say
I spend most nights hangin round a place called Rainbow Bar
Drink cervezas all night long, singing Mexican love songs
Gettin all the words all wrong, not givin a damn
Hopin that my luck might change, feelin crazy and actin strange
Never worryin bout the danger I was in
I had a mighty bad run of luck since you left this town
Sometimes you hit the brakes but you can't slow down
I know what I want on my damn tombstone when they put it in the ground
Tell em to write it big and tall or not at all
Just put I'm good now
I'm good now
I'm good now
I'm good now

youtube.com/watch?v=_3g5-8yYJSE

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Willing to donate organs.

India: 74%
Turkey: 72%
Spain: 72%
Brazil: 70%
Canada: 69%
Australia: 68%
UK: 67%
Italy: 66%
US: 65%
China: 62%
France: 57%
Germany: 53%
South Korea: 39%
Japan: 33%
Russia: 30%

(Ipsos)

this definitely gives me permission to rape them haha

battycrease

stupid dumb porch monkey

should be out picking cotton and doing something useful

in these hot times, nothing gets me hydrated and going again better than an ice cold Monster Hydro

Thought it said first to graduate college, only realised it said high school after seeing the vid a second time.

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