Factually, who are your country's natural allies? For Finland:

>this time without germany

Why does the swede have penis on his neck?

As Charles de Gaulle put it, "France has no allies, only interests". Our particular position made it that we never had any natural allies, only temporary ones to help us protect our interests at the time

That's the hammer of Thor pekka

That's a benis, baby.

you are a bully :D

Estonia, Sweden and to a lesser degree other Nordicks

You are standing behind others.

hungary

that applies to every country, really
and I think the quote said "friends" instead of "allies", at least that makes better sense to me
all alliances are ultimately temporary

>belgium
or we will annex vlaanderen

Nobody really. As of now German and Dutch interests allign but that's since recently. Before that the English were good allies but we'd also have many wars.
So I can only say it's nobody

Cuba
Maybe Panama, Costa Rica and Colombia

Croatia and Serbia, thought Slovene politicians of Austrohungarian times. It turns out they were right only in the short run, and now the EU is our only salvation.

France is Murrica's oldest and best ally. Canada and Australia are allies too but they're meme countries.

Finland, Norway, Denmark.

Canadians, maybe France, on a good the UK. Australia is also nearly our kindred were it not for their gun ownership stances.

Russia

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If you were truly our allies, you'd help us retake the Upper Lands, Transylvania, Transcarpathia, and Vojvodina.

Talk is cheap. Actions matter.

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Do you really intend to place your trust on our fighting ability?

it's like 70 years too late for that

you're better of just building up an actual economy

>Romania
>Hungry
>Finland
>Korea

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>Do you really intend to place your trust on our fighting ability?
Of course not. A good commander knows his army's strengths and weaknesses, and adjusts tactics accordingly.
Italians will have their very own special units, dedicated to making tons of delicious pastas, soups, and pastries for the men and women fighting on the front lines. Gotta keep the army's morale up.

>you're better of just building up an actual economy
In case you missed the memo, the entirety of Eastern Europe stayed just as poor as they were when the USSR collapsed, compared to Western Euros. Not only we didn't catch up in 30 years, in lots of cases we sank even further.
Either we're all doing things wrong (unlikely) or the next logical explanation is that the system is biased and clearly rotten to the core.

The USA

Our relations with other European countries are often shakey. We have the same interests as Germany and the UK, but we often have conflicts with them as well.

Russia has only 2 friends, its army and fleet

No

lolol why do swedes wear penises on their necks?

Today France, historically we have none

Redpill me on Skåne. I see it referenced here occasionally and I've seen it as its own state in CK2 but I'm unaware of the history and shit.

Scania. Southernmost province in Sweden. Historically a piece clay being taken and retaken by Danes and Swedes many times.
Currently cultural separatists who think themselves special and semi-Danish, and the rest of the cunt tree thinks the same.
/quick rundown

Cyprus

And Israel

>Historically a piece clay being taken and retaken by Danes and Swedes many times.
Which is exactly how my CK2 game went. Cool, thanks.

Finland, Norway, Denmark, and the Baltics.

I like Russians on a personal level, but for political and ideological reasons, they are our enemies.

For England:
>Wales
That's it.