Scandinavia.
Home.
Scandinavia.
Home.
Imagine not being born here and having to live your life knowing that you weren't born in the optimal place to live in the world right now
wtf I'm migrating to Sweden now
No, user. It is horrible here. The people are ugly and THERE ARE NO BENEFITS TO BE FOUND HERE. Do you get that? NO BENEFITS. NO MONEY. NO MONEY FOR YOU. GO ELSEWHERE.
you can have all the benefits of this world but you spend half of the year frozen and with no light, what a shithole
Or at least it was before i fucked everything up
I'm getting some mixed signals here lads
Do not come here. There are no benefits. Unless you are a spicy latina, in that case come here. Come to Malmö, we'll set a date. Meet me by the södervärn water tower. I'll give you two weeks, that should be plenty of time. Be there August 10th at 11 PM and we'll get together, share some drinks, have a few laughs, then I split you open... like a coconut. Be there. Just be there.