/brit/

you lads going out on the lash tonight?

there is a public assassination plot against me

can't even think about sex when tripping desu dont know how people do it

hate going to bars alone

would much prefer sitting at home with some whiskey and posting on /brit/

It's Shabbos, so probably just staying in, lad.

why do small dicked dudes always cry like babies?

wonder what kind of hair you have

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wrong

POSH TWAT ALERT

cor blimey guvna i've gone and done a poo so i have, so i have

ah it was on the comedown. didnt make too much of a difference. id imagine sex on 2cb is amazing. got mad horny on that shit. sex on md is just not good and you cannot cum

any slowdive man in?

tomorrow

How do we end systematic racism then lads?

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44982560

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just be gay you faggot, then you don't even have to use it

not posh, just don't live in a shite area

wrongun

whatever

Is it true that you struggle to get erections on MD, lad?

not a good post at all

can I come?

suit yourself

i dont know many of their songs but I played the SHIT out of sugar for the pill for a few months after it came out

never liked bernadette devlin
commie loon

>pop off to /gif/ to have a quick tug

>/sissy hypno/
>/bbc general/
>/wmaf/
>/BLACKED/
>/gifs that make you want to suck cock/
>/traps with big dicks/
>/gay interracial/
>/bbc hypno/

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neither
i won't start balding until mid 30s thankfully
just enjoying the luxurious mane i have for now

no i think society what small dicked babies to die

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ah yes wanking to 10 second clips how fun
porn webms are a waste of time

what sort of tone and typing style am I supposed to use with girls

recently been told I type like a 14 year old girl

i can barely even piss on mdma never mind get a horn
makes it worse since you drink loads of water, when you finally do piss a river comes out

Haven't been posting on /brit/ because I've been trying to make it big in the competetive fortnite scene

>Pub alone
Absolutely fine
>Bar alone
Absolutely not (unless it's a hostel bar)

did 25mg of 2CB once and fuck all happened

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The Bond lad that's married to the qt Jewess

i want to fuck a small dicked twink

Got two options for tomorrow night lads

1. Go to a boat party with my mates and then out clubbing after
2. Some slag I’ve been shagging wants to pay for a hotel so we can fuck it in all night and get drunk

Thoughts?

I could get it up fine. i mean ive heard of pilly willy so I was expecting getting it up to be the problem. but it was just a case of you dont really get any sort of pleasure out of it and there was absolutely no orgasm or cumming in sight. could have gone on for hours but with no enjoyment. we called it quits fairly quick coz we were having sex pretty obviously with two other people in the room too

is it big bum posting time

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ah you should try some of their old stuff
when the sun hits is a personal favourite of mine but all of souvlaki is good

Going to Africa next year and worried I'll get drunk and end up saying "kaffir" or "nigger"

I lead off with a neg and then looked for IOI's, making sure I escalated quickly and kept playfully insulting while laying foundation, but didn't forget to agonize your friends while giving off clarity of intent, looked for affirmations (your breathing) and kept communication frequency at compliance, you shit tested me so I built credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

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of course id happily buy any brit lad a pint or two

Very nice la
Gunna grow anything for winter? Xxxx

any particular part or just africa in general

Another loss for Swansea, 3-0, poor 190

thought that was a magpie

you can tell when 190 posts without the trip because he talks about 190
no one talks about you once you're gone mate

oh thanks lad! where are we going?

He said Africa you anal twat

let me just watch sph porn in the hope i will understand small penis hate

meeting at spoons at 9

Nottingham forest will come 7th in the championship next season, screenshit this

always m8

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weed and pills and humping for hours. Can't come but stallions mate.

Flying into SA and flying out of Kenya, covering most of Anglo Africa in between

if i tell you which pub im at can a yank buy me a pint on the wetherspoons app please

fuckloads of apples going, mams going to be making lovely apple pies

side question: apple pie or apple crumble

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>forest will miss the playoffs
thanks nostradamus

Going to the shops anyone want anything?

>MENTIONED

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Alright mate, can I have twos on your (You)?

homealoneeveryfridaynight you hjere mate?

there's not much of a distinction here, at least where I live

cannot wait to be back in college and back in dublin tbqh

Hope they get relegated again the stupid fat twat lmao

W A L M A R T!!!!!!

cannot wait to be blacked in college and blacked in dublin tbqh

yee

Cody's coming by boys

tfw no geordie elf gf

heart flutters whenever a girl texts me
I am such a fucking mong

any boomtown lads here?

packet of these please

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Dave is getting mad at the Americans.

ancient gimmick
used to 'dora it everytime
x

That's because American doesn't have pubs, it has vaguely British and Irish themed bars called "pubs"

Forest have a top 5 championship squad now though

Quality keeper, good centreback partnership, mixter of proven quality and up and coming in the middle, portugese flair out wide and in the hole and a 20 goal a season striker up top

Only place lacking is fullback but they're still decent enough

>Fascism will work this time guys! i-i swear!

shay given

hunter
creg
cody
chad
mason

why do you have a half Indian gay who no one voted for leading your cunt?
Sandukar or some shit
why

quite impressed desu, wasn't expecting anyone to recognise her

shay taken

fascism and socialism/communism are two sides of the same coin. all 3 deserve to be binned for good.

Literally short highlights are all I need. Never understood why some porn videos can go on for ages, how the fuck does it take someone over 5 minutes to come?

>Forest have a top 5 championship squad now though
You've been saying that for 20 years now lmao

going down to league 1 i reckon

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me tonight

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