Maybe I really should've gone to the army

maybe I really should've gone to the army

Attached: 223324234135.jpg (533x600, 40K)

Does the Army offer good benefits and career opportunities in Brazil as it does in the US?

no

lmfao no.
It's pretty much for the drags of society who have nowhere to fall dead but also don't want to be stabbed because they live on the streets etc.

It's bottom of the barrel garbage, you're better off working @ Mc Dickies.

Well, that's a bummer.
It's a great opportunity here.

The pay is relatively low, but you get housing stipends and free healthcare. You learn valuable skills and if you stay in for 20 years, you get a pension that is 50% of your salary for the rest of your life.

they throw poop at you while you're sleeping there
they also tie your balls in electric cables and make you eat dog food

it is because in america it is optional to enlist
here it isn't because we are actually commies

Well, if you're in the Army, you get to be part of the junta that rules the place when democracy inevitably fails again.

Literally the US army. Hence why it's all mexican and black high school drop outs.

Only trust fund babies of politicians and people being groomed to be politicians get the cushy military jobs.

Everyone else are mercenaries in training or CoD players that are larping.

Sorry you feel that way. I've known many Canadian soldiers and they're almost universally great guys and highly professional soldiers.

You have never served a day in your life, You have no idea what you're talking about.

High school dropouts can’t join the US military, although you are partially correct because only blacks, Mexicans, and manlets join.

Have you in the USA army?

>High school dropouts can’t join the US military
This is no longer true. If you can pass the initial physical and mental aptitude tests, you can join the Army and you will receive help to get your GED.

>although you are partially correct because only blacks, Mexicans, and manlets join.
All branches of the military are still majority white. The distribution of heights of service personnel are roughly the same as the general population, adjusted for age groups.

I would encourage anyone to join up. The younger generation, both the SJWs and Kekistanis would do well to have some discipline and true sense of teamwork and patriotism instilled in them.

Did you get rejected or something? I'm detecting some real bitterness.

ah, the classic alt-righter's excuse for not joining: "i'm totally patriotic, but i don't want to be around blacks and/or fight for the jews. no, i'm not scared. i'd totally be a navy seal or something if i were to join."

I don't know why poor people don't join the army (the bulk of them are upper middle class, pic related). Its ridiculously generous and basically a get-out-of-shit-life free card if you can tough out the four years.

>pension paid to you for the rest of your life
>GI Bill not only provides fully-covered tuition, but also fully-covered living costs for four years, PLUS fully-covered tuition for your kids in some cases, PLUS one-year workman's comp, PLUS special low-cost (interest rate below inflation) loans and mortgages
>gold-plated health plan forever for your and your family
>all living costs and even some entertainment costs provided by military for duration of service, can entirely save up actual salary, easily enough for a house down payment after you're out even if you splurge a little
>6 weeks of paid vacation per year
>~$200,000 life insurance
>only need basic fitness and a high school diploma to have access to all of the above
>discounts at every store and restaurant for the rest of your life
>can pull the "I'm a veteran" card on everyone for instant respect even if you just passed Basic Combat Training and then spent the next four years sitting at a desk or driving a truck

Forgot pic.

Attached: militaryincomepercentiles.jpg (534x655, 70K)

I've met alot of them in my years as a servicemember

US was never a white nation

>why poor people don't join the army

The same reason the poor don't take advantage of many of the generous services that are provided for them: ignorance.
You'd be surprised to find out how many misconceptions they have about joining the military
>We're not currently at war, they won't need me. You have to be in great shape to join. I don't know where to go to sign up. They don't take women. I have to stay at home and help the family earn money. etc etc

Then you've got factors like criminal records being more prevalent among the poor.