/brit/

State of my tanline

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Remider mogg is a meme and no different from the rest of the """conservative"""" party

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>speak your local language!!!
which one haha? I grew up in the north but the local language is not my mother tongue haha x

MC SMALLY YEAH THAT'S MY NAME

Mongrelpoo sharingan

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Americans can have have multiple ancestries

no no no
see
he's a good person!!
you just exposed yourself as a mong!!
*suckles some more boots*

is there a better feeling than being clean shaven downstairs?

the prostate is what regulates and causes ejaculation and orgasms.
In biological terms, all orgasm are prostate orgasm. the more you wank, the weaker your prostate is.

Hey mark

nigger!

If the SNP changed their name to the 'Scottish nigger-loving progressives' they could keep the acronym and everyone would be happy

Had a sad wank

yeah ingrown hairs the root of your cock

yoshi was the best super smash bros melee character

yeah, having your girl slip a cheeky finger up your bum while she's sucking you off haha x

They're just trying to pinch labour votes.

Sexist twat

What do you wank to?

i wank like once a day max and i often miss days

Can that lead to prostate cancer?

>the more you wank, the weaker your prostate is.

explain this to be as though I were mentally handicapped

single-nucleotide polymorphism?

when dressed in womens clothing it'll just be to myself in the mirror
but normally I just wank to tranny porn or weird bdsm fetish shit

Mabye the tory party should go back to being conservative and stop pandering to people who will never like them.

Demographics (made worse by both parties) will make them unelectable soon anyway

dont think this indian is actually indian

>tfw you wank to avoid testy cancer
>tfw you get prostie cancer instead
c'est la vie

Ouch. Here's mine.

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stop

that sounds painful

not a fan of bum stuff. bit yucky for me.

Wish everybody in the SNP and all their jakie supporters were simply subjected to a nuclear explosion

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Dire

SUCKING A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

legitimately have never wanked but don't see it as an issue so won't see the doc about it

grim

which one? there's (at least) two of us haha xx
>t. never had his bum played with

makes you think
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_white_male

Pics?

bra is too small it doesnt fit

the indian posters are good lads ngl

SHINE SHINE SHINE ON YESSSSS

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thanks ngl (short for Nigel)

Hasta la vista baby

Think there are a few in this thread!

low test faggot

you

the duality of man

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Nice chebs

which one am I haha? also why do you think that haha x

any Weltschmerz man in?

yeah but not a faggot since i wouldn't get my willy up

post a picture of your hands

no

you're not a teenager any more

yes I like stormy weather from my window sill

Is there an african equivalent of inter-railing. Would love to do that.

why don't you believe me though haha x

Is there a finer piece of TRUkino?
youtu.be/D4KROpdUkrM

im 19 bud

America's open is low because you defecate in closed pants

>any Weltschmerz man in?

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do you honestly think they have infrastructure

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poojeet

I genuinely wouldn't

pics

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2010s

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no monster for you then

dont seem like you are an indian speaking english

I've been told by many sources that when you go to India, the stench is experienced before you even leave the terminal

there was an indian poster who posted his blue eye in an Jow Forums thread last week

Phew
*resumes wanking*

vile trollops

wish this wasn't me

Pakis out. /brit/ is now Indian property.

trying to be British innit xx

really want a lobotomy

Auschwitz was a holiday camp compared to the 10 bus to st Helens

*walks towards you schizophrenically*

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no u

indiachan discord is raiding lads

pretty based hope the indians genocide brits someday

Based family guy watching yank

CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER

Didnt the european colonists build loads
It would be an amazing experience lad

prove to me that Jews are demons

I've been told by many sources that when you go to America, the stench is experienced before you even leave the terminal

don't get it. general is /brit/. yet foreigners flock here. brits must be well loved.