Let’s secede Russia China and Iran will back us

Southrons! hear your country call you!
Up! lest worse than death befall you! ...
Hear the Northern thunders mutter! ...
Northern flags in South wind flutter; ...
Send them back your fierce defiance!
Kill the Yankee. Kill the mutt
Flay them alive
Send their remains back to the papist lands
Back to Ireland and Italy where they belong

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No.

Fuck you Seamus.
Please fuck off back to Sicily

>Russia
>dude let's secede the country with a lower net national wealth than Sweden and a smaller GDP than South Korea will back us

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Cool idea but it will never work.

Quads don't lie op.

You left off China and Iran.
The Yankees don’t have the power to fight a unified South backed by the collective power of Russia, China and Iran

Russia has tigers

Sherman stopped too soon.

America's failure after the Civil War was trying to knit the country together too rapidly. The South was never appropriately punished for their rebellion and was instead allowed to cling to a romantic belief about a Lost Cause and states' rights.

A couple generations of military occupation would have knocked a little starch out of their collars.

Only the appalachians are inbred

>Some of the generals will flip over to our side once the war starts.

>There are existing generals who are Confederate sympathizers
you're about as deluded as the Mexicans who think they're white

Yes. Many of the high command is likely crypto-Southron nationalists

>some generals

pentagon is a northern institution, all the tech is owned by the US government. only way for the south to win is to wage a guerrilla war but even then the southern tech advantage is abysmal compared to industrial, tech-heavy northerners.

even then, they don't own the technology. most people will stay with the washington government.

>Keep in mind a big portion of the military is Southron.
The military is literally 40% non-white by now you delusional cuckron. Also 17% women.
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And the whites in it are almost all comfortable upper middle class people of non-Anglo descent. The commanding general of our war on ISIS was a fucking German-Afghan.

Some of the pentagon will flip over.
People will defect and come with the tech.
Also we will have Chinese tech on our side

bring it on redneck twats, ill punch you straight in your sister-kisser and knock out all of your tooth

Yes, I am aware, but I am positing that the punishment stopped too soon, seeing as the South is still as bass-ackwards as ever and has every right in the world to vote.

My suggestion would have been to suspend the Constitution in the Southern states until their standards of education and patriotism matched our own.

>non-Anglo descent
So? I’m fine with Southrons with French and German heritage dating back to the colonial period. Most of them are Protestant and helped create the South.
>women
Women are mostly nurses, cooks and those types of positions. I don’t really see how that’s a relevant detail.
>non-white
They aren’t going to fight this war. They don’t care if the South is apart of the USA

china doesn't do high-tech yet and you have a government with experience fighting afghans and iraqis for decades.

southerners will need to do guerrilla warfare until they start capturing US equipment/winning support. then they can move on to forcefully demolishing every yankee installation and march on washington. until then, waging a hidden war via going no-tech/non-digital as well as using anti-drone tactics are necessary.

yall need to study how guerrilla war actually worked.

Were there any rebellions after the war?

>yall need to study how guerrilla war actually worked.
And you think the fattest, laziest part of the country has the stones to pull off a long-term insurgency?

Small ones. Southerners are weak cowards who faded before any organized resistance, but liked to murder helpless civilians during Reconstruction.

No. Unless you count the civil unrest while Whites took back control of Majority black states a rebellion.
And in that case it was successful

Yes, but none of any major significance. Aside from the fact that they shouted "The South Will Rise Again!" they'd be more or less indistinguishable from a criminal gang.

The South is only the fattest because it’s the blackest
Whites are fattest in West Virginia (a northern state) and the Midwest. Also Mississippi.

Kentucky is 90% white and it's as fat as the rest of the south.

Do it again Uncle Billy; Sherman should have decimated you and your ilk.

I already took that into consideration. Southern whites are still fatter than northern whites.

That alone would be a huge weakness. Sure, it would constitute a war crime, but place an embargo of the exportation of insulin and other diabetes treatments to the South, you would cripple them.

You tell ol' Cletus that Mama Junebug doesn't have to lose her foot if he gives up the location of a cell of southern terrorists...well...

Kentucky is Appalachian not southern.
Appalachian people are poor and fat

>uniting all the poorest, weakest states to secede from the world's strongest, richest countries
you country bumpkins never will figure it out, will yall?

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Pretty sure Kentucky would side with the Southern states at first, then try to de-secede as soon as the war went sour for them. Isn't that what they did the first time around?

They would
Appalachians are our useful idiots.
They’ll side with us