/brit/

wish i had a girl to be nice to me

is varg wearing a colovian hat?

yes. he's homeless

bought this shirt today (not gay btw)

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Why did the Irish adopt a tri colour flag after independence?

Surely they could have done something a little creative

alri italoturtle

is this what millenial boomers think is cool haha

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alri granma

isn't turtle like 5'3"

i know he lives in his own place with his family in rural france. was wondering if that pic was before that?

you're meant to wear something under that you fucking bender

Lindsey

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Thanks keep us updated on what Reddit is saying will you?

it's summer

seen something similar to this in topman before and almost vomited
always knew you were a weird little bent cunt but didn't think you'd stoop this low

state

genuinely looks like something you would see in a gay club

literally found that image in /deutsch/

wearing my Hawaiian shirt today

wouldn't know as I've never been

Turtle may aswell have powerbottom strapped to his forehead

timothy james byrne

>dont post in the group chat today
>mate checks on me if im ok

wew

You know how the daily mail takes pictures of celebrities without make-up leaving their home and they look like absolute dogshit and on the verge of killing themselves

Me rn

That's photoshopped

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Don't Think Twice It's Alright. Might do a couple more if anyone has any requests but not sure the sound is good enough so might just have some dinner instead desu

chirb.it/Gx295s

i am listening russian music

I'm surprised

my cock is enormous

not isnt
be quiet

got my first tip at toil today
a nice 20 euro note
bumps my total earnings for today to 70 euro if toilberg agrees with the hours the manager gave me
get paid per task I do and each task has an (unreasonable) allotted time I ought to finish it in and don't get paid for any time spent outside that, so while I technically worked for 9 hours today (one 10 minute break), I only did 6 hours worth of work according to them and get paid accordingly

why do american television writers not even attempt to make things relatable or copy a certain realistic sense of whatever they're depicting
probably the most immediate thing that stands out against british comedy and television in general
it's always some bland, phony lite surrealism

>the food in the slow cooker will be ready in an hour
>been hungry for hours waiting for it
>filled my guts full of coffee and smoked a bunch of cigarettes
>appetite is kill
what have i done

NAYGER!

zoomers innit

washingtonpost.com/technology/2018/07/27/teen-allegedly-broke-into-couples-home-he-asked-them-wifi-password-police-say/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.f2adafa84adc

all y'all zoomies need jeebus
x

should've used a ____ cooker

what do you do lad
dont care

any 90s dance music man in?
rediscovered this choon a few days ago and listened to it 50 times since
youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

any proper big lads in
5'11
155 pounds here

that's a bit cyberpunk when you think about it isn't it?

ne1 fancy a pint in manny

youtube.com/watch?v=hMFL1ilcGlU

x

is Poleaboo gonna be there?

ya know, that is quite apt. well put ba
x

post kots

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never really like eurodance desu
prefer UK/US choons
youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2Jc28tQrw

na

spilled tea all over my keyboard, now whenever I press the up arrow key when typing a post on Jow Forums to correct a mistake or to change something it goes to the address bar instead of inside the dialog box
also whenever I press H it registers a j at the same time, so I need to press backspace whenever I type h

infuriating

>$28 for that
retard

did you actually replace the fried rice because I criticized it lmao
good choice

not tonight but think i'm gonna get the train to manny for a random day out in a couple weeks
would be up for bevvies then

Chang is laughing his little yellow head off at you absolute state of this

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erm no? x
sweaty no...

ok I'm down

youtu.be/KZqOxrW1pB4

sound m8 hmu

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Anyone watching the pikeypunch on freesports?

i cant help the price of food where i live lads, just wanted to post my chinky...

The clouds are in the way of the moon ffs

all women are psychopaths

will mention it in the thread

>yanks in charge of handling the banter

I'd eat that
enjoy

ahh yes,
the career progression in london meme vs the leaving the uk meme

This, as long as men let them to do whatever they want they wont stop

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dont care virgin
thanks x i will :P

wouldn't say no to eight pints of beer and a pack of cigarettes desu

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love the various types of moon.
moon
supermoon
bloodmoon
superbloodmoon

love tham all

it's ok, took the keycap off and scratched around it with a pen and now it works

Sp-oooo-key

youtube.com/watch?v=7SwDVjWO8m8
x

who is this man?

split tea on my old laptop and knackered the keyboard. wish i had tried this before chucking it

>He paid 28 dollars for 12 dollars worth of food

Shall be hooting for days at this one. Clueless bloody yanks.

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Looks SO peng

that's actually a bit high tbqh ngl la

x

>literally the first reply is an american telling him he's retarded
ah yes, all yanks are so clueless

can't understand why people smoke
there are no positives at all

>$28

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any Tara Tainton/Xev Bellringer man in

die cunt
based post
nah lad im loaded(paid for by my mothers credit card)
see above

love this picture

*but it

>28 (twenty-eight) US dollars

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