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very niggardly attempt at a new thread

... aids selfie ... deaths door ... 27th july 2018 ...

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i'm a 90s baby in my 80s mercedes - marren morris

You had one job you fucking nigger

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story time lad

FOY

28$ (twenty eight dollars)

Had thunder and lightning for hours now

no mark i'm talking about the repeats they do on bbc4

goddammit. also didn't change the Jow Forumss to /brit/s

*tunes*

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good lad the bbc4 repeats are quality

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can guarantee this image was made and last posted before half the posters here were on Jow Forums

The gf

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>Watching TOTP repeats

Reassuring to know that there is one rung below what I previously thought was absolute rock bottom.

someone plz kill me im in hampstead im rich trust me :(

he's looking rough

>21.36 British pounds

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mum sent me this

STH

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blummin eck

didn't know they did that on BBC4. Interesting. STOP CALLING ME MARK. thanks.

got such a long backlog of shit I'm meaning to watch I'm considering watching them at 2X speed over the weekend without leaving the house

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someone search an area of 50,000 and find my exact door please :(

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What would you spend 28 bucks on, on a friday night?

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do you want to come out with me and my mates tomorrow

for a place that sniffs its own "woke" farts Jow Forums is pretty brainwashed

haha

Say something nice about my zucchinis lads

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Dinner is served lads

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CHOOON

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Coke

white nationalist?

is that marijuana

>that'll be 28 dollars plus tip, sir

:P

ahh you planted them?
nice one lad

Got it from Whole Foods so yeah it was near enuf that iih

Any Sopranos man in?

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DANNY

its storming now

so much for the heatwave

>more snow in winter
>more sun in summer
what if climate change is actually making the weather better.

Not a big courgette fan if I'm honest

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hello nigger

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How about Syria ?

blairite gang

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Posthumous cuckinf of Steve Jobs

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YABBA GABBA GOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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just finished reading grant morrisons new x-men run

wonder how many fannys this lad has put his willy in
must be thousands

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No, they are zucchinis. Or courgettes if you prefer.
Yes lad they seem to be enjoying their new space and the rain. Hope the bugs don't get them they're not used to being out of cover.

alri lads

Incredibles 2 was alright
Good action, weakish plot, JackJack being OP (and retardedly named)
something just less charming about it

me and the gf

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Jewrassic park

>fatCUNts
lol

thinking about shagging a minger

> muh climate change
Don't care

movie idea: jurassic shark
like jaws but with a megalodon

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>Toronto is 10% white

Based

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still waiting for my friends to invite me out haha they’re leaving it so late this week aha the pub won’t be open much longer haha

thinking about shagging a nigger

that's not a real tripcode is it?

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>that's not a real tripcode is it?

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>snapchat ousts you as a virgin freak by placing the smirking emoji by your name

what sadistic cunt made this app

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trying a can of non-alcoholic lager (some shit-tier stuff called Gerstel) to see if it will at least mimic having a few customary friday night brews

Try them cooked with bacon, onions, scrambled egg, tomatoes and whatever herbs you can get your hands on.

carry on then

i thought they were random?

hey neurotypical maybe jog on to somewhere more your style like redd1t

there's some program that lets you enter text and it'll try to find a tripcode with it
can't remember the name, some jap thing

it is mostly used by teenagers and younger who are fuelled by the opinions of others

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FOY
thailad.zz.mu/yank

>i thought they were random?

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Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 27 July 2018 ...
- NOTE THAT ON 10 February 2018 MY PC RE-STARTED WHILE I WAS PLAYIN 'All You Need is Love' THIS WAS DISTRACTING FOR ME TO SEE AND THE TIMING OF THAT WAS SUSPICIOUS BEARING IN MIND PREVIOUS HACKING OF MY PC -----
--- NOTE THAT ON 26 JANUARY 2018 ALL POWER WAS CUT TO MY FLAT TIMED WHEN I WAS SET UP TO FILM MY MAIN PIANO VIDEOS - I WAS NOT ABLE TO FILM THESE VIDEOS - I WANT TO BE A USA CITIZEN TODAY AWAY FROM THE COWARDS IN THIS COUNTRY WHO ARE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO STAND UP TO ME HONESTLY -----
I write here that my PC is being hacked it looks like - e.g. 27 August 2017 - 2 September 2017 and 4 September 2017 when I was loading a Piano files - 8 September 2017 when using Ocado on-line shopping - MY PC WAS HACKED SO BADLY ON 14 SEPTEMBER 2017 THAT I HAD TO ABANDON MAKING MY VIDEOS - I AM BEING ABUSED IN THIS COUNTRY WITH MY HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATED - I REQUEST OF THE USA - USA CITIZENSHIP BECAUSE OF THIS - I REQUEST OF THE USA SOME LEGAL REPRESENTATION OR ASSISTANCE TO HELP WITH THIS
- I ask in writing here as an appeal to anyone in the USA who can help me to be given citizenship of USA because I am being abused in this country
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I ask here in writing here to be given citizenship of USA because I am being abused in this country
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i don't get it. this stuff confuses me.

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28 bucks wasted on mediocre chink food,what a wanka

>1 can chopped tomatoes
>1 chopped courgette
>el paso seasoning
>bit of hot sauce
>mix and zap in microwave for ~7 mins

PENG AF

reckon norf fc will do the treble after signing mbungu, macaco and n'diaye for 285 million quid

are tim

...

how do I make a custom tripode?

tim's one of a kind

Think I'm the male equivalent of the girl who only goes for bad boys desu. Should really try to settle down and find a nice loving girl, but I'm only attracted to whores who treat me like shit. It's not a very good approach to my love life, but it's just the way I am

what does another bf of yours mean?

>boy I was friends with died in year 7
>someone died in year 10
>grandad died years later
>cats died
>dad died years later
>godfather died
>bloke I was friendly with at work died
>uncle is going to die from cancer
Do most people in their 20s experience this many deaths, it's taking the piss.

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