Just had sex with my gf she's sleeping next to me. Idess?

Just had sex with my gf she's sleeping next to me. Idess?

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I will never have a gf cause my penis is 15cm and thin

Rub your penis against her leg while spooning.

I don't spoon Lmao

grab her butt

Put your thumb in her bum then her mouth

hug her and go to sleep too

this but unironically

Lick her arsehole

wake her up. Have a very serious face. Tell her you have to leave her because you are gay as fuck and you have a Senegalese as fuck buddy. Tell her that all you orgasm were fake and you are now going to marry him.

Is that what she said?

Buttsex her.

Of course not. The OP. No woman can resist to the truth when a man revels that his orgasm were fake.

yes, this is actually a good idea. He tells her he is gay and that from now on they will have only anal and blowjob. Good point.

Be cheeky and sneak out without leaving the full going rate before the Rohypnol wears off.

>Be cheeky and sneak out without leaving the >full going rate before the Rohypnol wears off.
Oh yes, this was really mean!

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>mean
It would be a bit of a laugh.

Go around your house, find random objects and put them on top of her, post results.

sniff the brapbox

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Who cares post Radiohead.

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Fart on her face and tell her an anonymous french tell you to do so.