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Get out of bed edition

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AHHHH what do you want?

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Wake uup!
The sun's out and it's beautiful today

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Yeah its alright. Can't seem to organise a coherent day plan though. Had to pay three hundred (300) dollary doo's already. Want to use the equipment at 2 different gyms and NEED to buy protein powder this fortnight,

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Aww
That all sounds like... dare I say
Chad, stuff

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I'm not a chad. Just a burned out scitzo who's focusing on getting heathy

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That's pretty amazing!
I wish more people focused on being healthy
Then the world might not be as bad :>

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The worlds what you make it mate.
And my cardio's shit atm. Need to get working on it

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;_; I'm not very good at being optimistic

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Optimism is a spook

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Don't spook me
Btw were you the Aus that plays lol
Because I got around to getting it
To the dismay of my common sense

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Yeah I am actually. Had a shit go of it last night though

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B-b-but I'm also classes as 'shit'

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You've played before? And yeah I just havn't adapted my lines with the only thing I can consistently hard carry with. 2 games in a row I didn't get the top scuttle and I got fucked early. Need to watch some high elo stuff because Wu got nerfed and I need to change my lines

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Well the last time I played Vi was viable
Whatever time that was ago
If you wanna play wit me throw me a name or something

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Vi's always viable. Ezreal so op

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We're just a couple of visible abs away from stopping murder!

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hello /ausnz/

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hey bro. Keeping your chin up?

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Cute Aus girl!

They exist irl

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Thanks for asking. I am feeling ever so slightly better right now. How about you?

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Bit faded. Making brekky then probably a bit of gym. Got the sniffles though. Had a game of lol with the cute poster

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I should really try lol myself

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If you like. I'll play a game with you

>the state of lol

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i'll "borrow" cuteposters computer when i see him then

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oof make an account so I can get 200 essence from you

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what's an essence

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fucking homos, I thought rugby made you manlier

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rito's gay currency

it does

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explain this

All me.

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nothing wrong with being nice.. si?

Where did you find this image of me

Can't tell you.
Then you'll know that I take pictures of you through your window, I can't have that.

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Why do you think i wank under the blankets? can't let you see that

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I'm pretty sure it's cause your mentally fucked and probably sexually insecure!

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>mentally fucked
yes
>sexually insecure
what did he mean by this

die

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Fuck I hate children and old people, I also hate most people my age

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I wish I had a job that didn't involve interacting with the general public

Hate is poison of the soul

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that said this worlds retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=CMgZ1VpvXBw

2 fighters whose fighting would be worth at least 50 million dollars and they put shit like this up

Well it's strange, while at work I'm in an almost constant struggle between my hatred of people and my submissive nature wanting to make them happy.

For today at least the hate has won

Rough mate. That's said that's hospitality in a nutshell

why though

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Don't hate them because they are old or children. Hate them because they are vile

I don't know how anyone could work in hospo full time, the 12 - 14 hours a week I do is enough to drive me mad
They annoy me

ok..

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tiny-dicked loser pee-pee

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i'll have you know it's medium sized

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Hospitality is hard. You get Gordon Ramsey wannabe's being cunts as well as being a shadow person. Can be good some day bad others

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Heh 12-14 hours a week, that's entry level
Try 15 hours a day, that's the good stuff

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God you're such a fucking loser

maybe i should try and stop being a loser cunt

>that gif
very good

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>being a crack addled cliche

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How are you a loser?

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I unironically have zero friends and can't talk to people

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Hasn't always been like this. Easier to retrace your steps early

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it's been like this for long enough, i'm a certified loser :')

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Hey, I may be crack addled
But how am I a cliche?

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Aren't you like 20?

>works hospitality
>takes drugs to cope
Strong evidence. Many such cases

where do you get crack, i need a hookup

no, why?

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Lot more life ahead than behind

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Pfft I'll have you know I haven't had weed in over 3 days
Me 1 you 0

I can't get you crack, but I can get you hookup

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Fuck I was a liability when I worked hospitality. You know how some people can smoke a bit of weed and be fine? I wasn't like that. I had an actual problem

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thanks lad

alright where is this hookup at

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Shit man, that actually sucks
In all honesty hospitality is a shit industry within NZ, more often than not the pay is fucking shit with minimal satisfaction unless you really like serving people.

It's only good if the people you work with a fun

It's at my house, in my room, on my bed
It's me

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Yeah but idk where you are

i'm not knocking on every door asking for a boi hookup

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Everything's pretty well paid in Aus. I find it satifying if its busy and boring as fuck if its slow

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Rotorua, drive over plod

Oh yeah, idk how pay is in Aus, as long as you're satisfied, you're good. But it's def a high stress environment

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kk

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youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

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i hope the suicidal aussie is doing okay

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what're you lads up to this fine afternoon

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Yay, managed to get off early

Just finished work, dunno what I'm gonna do with the rest of the day.

watch anime under the covers like a productive person should desu

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Working till 1am
See you guys on the flip side
Someone stay up and wait for me plox

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oh geez

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That's a good idea
Good luck
Remember to drink enough water

I haven't watched anime for 2~ months. any recommendations from the new seasons?

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GANG GANG GANG

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GOOK

POSTER

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and the rain starts

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I barely watch anime, and if I do I watch stuff from a few years back so I can't help you there.
Lair, the sky is clear

It's pouring down... go outside and see

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okay i was wrong it's stopped now

Going to make a ham sandwich boys

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Did gym and shopping. Almost gassed arms but not quite. Feels good

Reasonable solution

I'll be around mate. Only 11pm for me

its all shit

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good on ya for exercising. i'm just waiting for my fucking computer to install lol

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I failed 5x10 pullups. Got to 7 on the 4th rep. 1 minute breaks.

Feels fucking good man. Next time I will be stronger

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>working out
heh, lame

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I've lost more weight than some of the people in this thread weigh mate

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Wow, you must have been a right fatty

I was. Also 186cm though thankfully

Anyway it's not hard to lose wait, just don't eat, that's what I do

get bad results that way with that amount of weight. Really bad. You've seen a pic of me I think and as you can see my skin is actually amazing for how it went

>Jow Forums becomes shit at the exact same time that BLACKED posting becomes big
is that a coincidence

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With views like these I suppose hospitality has it's perks

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