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n New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Running from an opp, then I shoot at opp
And I'm on the block, and I'm on the block
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Hide it in my sock, selling that rerock
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Used to sell rerock, running from the cops
Shooting at the opps
Yo, Pierre you wanna come out here?
Shooting at the opps, 'cause I run they block
Gimme top (top), in my drop top
All these hoes gon' flock (flock flock), when I drop (drop)
All these hoes gon' flock (flock flock), when I drop (drop)
All these hoes gon' flock (flock flock), when I drop
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo
All these hoes want cash, all these hoes want bags
Fucking on yo' bitch, uh I'm her dad
All these niggas sound like cash (sound like cash)
I'm a soldier, damn I thought I told you
Shootin' like a soldier like I'm from Magnolia
All these niggas, all these foes
Big bank, never fold
Sippin, Act', feel that shit slow me
Bitches, on me, say she like my clothes
I'm in London, Young Carti global
Designer is on me, call it dirty laundry
All these bitches want Young Carti, Young Carti (yeah)
Young Carti, Young Carti (what)
Young Carti, Young Carti (yeah)
All of your bitches they loose, all of your bitches they loose
All of my bitches they rich, and they stay rockin' that Rick huh
Rich rich, Cash Carti bitch, rich bitch
Got a rich clique, she suckin' on the clique
She suckin' on the dick
Give that hoe a tip, told her buy some kicks
Then I brush my teeth, hop up in a whip
Glocky in the whip, glocky in the whip
And I'm cocky, fuckin' on a thotty
She just wanna plot me, bitch can't stop me
I'm riding in a Mazi, this ain't even my Mazi
Oh that's not yo thotty? Yo bitch look like a Aunty
Walked in with Ashanti
Damn that look like Shanti, Damn that look like Carti
I think dat be Young Carti
Heard he spent a hunnid on a fucking watch piece
That's filthy

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I'm just as British as you guys.

Where to find a gentle femdom gf?

All the cool and fit people move to Japan

>uhm sweetie, london has CULTURE!

*goes to 1 art museum every year when he's not working*

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>Love London culture me
>Got all the culture you need at that theatre all the tourists go to
>Was gonna go myself actually cos there's so much culture but my rent is 900 each month for a box room and you know how it is, can't afford the tickets
>Bet there's loads of culture here though, wouldn't wanna live anywhere else - that'd be really soulless and bleak!!!

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I’m a healthy weight mate

Culture is a meme

Tbh you're probably about as British as 99% of London

>oi yeah mate listen me mates over in a desert yeah and he says it's well good

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CAWDI

dunno why you runts are so jealous of londoners no one is denying that it sucks trying to afford a house but most of us have a healthy work/life balance or we would leave.

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The post literally said if you're stuck in life

in fucking tears

daily reminder that london is 80% white, 95% white in the centre

if you don't like british weather you're a wog who needs to fuck off back home

haha look at him go

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this but iwhtout the racism

need an art hoe

My London borough of 300k people is 90% white. Checkmate

if your grave doesnt say rest in peace on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

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can't see this mate, got all comments posted from flatshare internet filtered x

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this but with more racism

Nothing wrong with being a traveller, use new insults

you don't want one

they're a lot of effort plus very slaggy you have to keep a good eye on

can anyone confirm this

"hi"

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bottom arse fight willy nigger nigger nigger poo arse fucker

>Can you IMAGINE not living in London and being so fucking important
>Y-yyeah, I know I'm not a diplomat with a car but I get the TUBE everyday into zone 1!!!
>Wouldn't wanna be able to go to the beach after work, no no, I love 6 quid pints
>Yeah can't go to that new gallery opening because landlord has upped the rent again
>So much culture though!

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Love it in Abu Dhabi, there's so much culture there
*forced to drink alcohol in hiding*
*abuses my Filipino maid*
*spend all my time indoors to escape dust storms*
*watch the arab fitties in their full body burkas walk past*
ah yes, this is the life

>text a new contact on Snapchat a few times
>they get marked as one of your best friends
>contact gets notified that they are one of your best friends but you're not one of theirs

vile app literally outs you as a virgin freak

Hahahahaha absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this moving image, lad.

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>alcohol is culture

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Don’t understand why all girls don’t just sell pictures of themselves to Pervs it’s literally free money

It's not actually moving, it's just several different still frames looping

kek yeah it’s true

fuck off rasheed

Alri lads

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>alcohol should be banned upon fear of physical punishment

>l-living i-in a flatshare i-isn't so bad!

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what is moving?

live in a studio which is why you can see it

Ah yes, the ultra conservative society of Dubai where what people read in the Daily Mail scare stories is true.

I honestly feel sorry for lads who believe there's nothing beyond the shithole they were born in and listen to Jow Forums scare stories

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fuhhhhhhhhhhh

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this wind is proper pissing me off like

What does that mean?

reminder

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oh my days how much longer is this living location based posting going to continue? The original poster has played you all like a fiddle

kind of is
was referring more to the lifestyle there though

there is unironically a lad here who is defending living in the fucking middle east lmao

uh oh the horsefaced bender is here

Why are you so insecure over people on an anime forum calling out your shit plan

bloody hell didn't think it was real
sounds like a Jow Forums edit

alright lad
sell pills do you mate
ahh no worries then cheers

>american names

>It's not actually moving, it's just several different still frames looping
alright gandalf

Nah maybe 30%. We pakis are only 2% of England

how many girls do you attract with that shitty look mate? im guessing not many.

t. owen

you literally have turtlemong eyes

wonder if you too are like, related

just laughed for 5 minutes nonstop at a shrek reaction image

britain is norway's greatest ally

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t. my sister

haha thanks for using my OP haha

*moves to the UAE*
oh man... this is absolutely based and redpilled.

someBODY

No it's not mate. The only people who consume lots of alcohol in a culture are the burdens on it. Everyone else is trying to work and drive safe and not cheat on their wives but you drinkers do all those things to bring down western culture. Even us pakis join you in that that's why there's those gangs.

*you to

a fucking tree. ungrateful cunts

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Don’t know who turtle mong is mate

>rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-66659962.html

Only £1400/month for this DECEPTIVELY SPACIOUS 2 bed apartment that's nowhere near any amneities or transport links, god but it's SO worth it for the culture and the extra £4k I earn on my graduate scheme! God I'm SO much better than everyone!

*farts and sniffs it*

just opened the windows hope a fly doesn't come in haha x

I'm really upset about people taking up brainlet sources of information.

On Jow Forums i have to deal with runts who get their understanding of the world through youtube commentators and whose knowledge of the field of psychology starts and ends at jordan peterson.

IRL i have to deal with runts telling me to read books on new age bollocks as recommended by Oprah or some other drab celebrity. Or worse-still 'get-rich-quick' books.

Even the broader public has very little understanding of basic political processes or how economics works, and newspapers promote fear, rather than understanding of these.

Why do people hate just reading normal philosohpers, or actual commentary on politics and economic events, or try to learn how to read actual medical journal/reviews abstracts in order to know what is healthy or not (rather than falling for all the bollocks advice about eating teaspoons of goji berries to cure cancer)

It's upsetting that people pass over the established sources of knowledge and instead wash themselves intellectually in the gutters of knowledge.

whats his endgame

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>MoP was 10 years ago

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not a pixel

Alcohol is integral to western culture. If you don't drink you're a paki, simple as.

What assistance was given, lad?

>shitty look
Hahahahahahahaha
This is top gear mate

yes because models out on a boat represent the norm in the UAE
I've known people who lived there because I grew up as an expat kid in Asia and many of the kids moved around a lot. Sounds like it was fully grim. Surprisingly though Oman is supposed to be nice

jar of mayo for lunch

got the previous 6 /brit/ threads open

need a hobby

will be coming in shortly. But I’m no fly. I’m a huge burly man who knows a fresh arsehole when he sees one

Genuinely laughed at this post.

Struggle to understand how people honestly think they're getting something out of living in London if they're not a fintech or investment banking star

thats definitely a not many then

Yeah keep drinking and cheating on your wife.

i honestly feel sorry for brainlets that swallow the sheiks advertising campaigns, see a picture of rooney on twitter on holiday in dubai and assume its a great place to go, not that hes paid a big bag of cash to go there. the fact that westerners can earn 60 grand a year tax free for teaching should tell you everything you need to know. they pay loads because if they didn't nobody would go.

sorry
if it helps i'm a 50% english 50% norwegian mutt, family outside liverpool and in some posh london district

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pic related

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you look like a spaz

you'd look mcuh better in some primark/aldi gear

think /brit/ needs to organise a food drive for northerners
donate a can of peas and you too can stop a northerner from whinging about the south on /brit/

basert nordbror

BEGONE PAKI THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE

Chavvy girls like that look, who wants a posh bitch

Great Britain helped us hold on for 2 months against the German invasion of Norway during WW2 before we had to capitulate.
still thankful today

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