/ausnz/

Said I'd wait up for someone edition

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1st for keeping promises is for homos.

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Fat cunt

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B-But i'm just a little girl user,
t-this is bulli

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Rough.

God steam looks like shit now

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feel tired. Fuck this gay earth

I been checking you guys out and wondering. Are you a bunch of couples that like to talk here with each other/with strangers?

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I think there's like one guy with a bf and occasional he posts

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every general thread is 3 people with a lot of proxies

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No... but we are usually pretty tight knit.
Well... two if both the tall freak and the middle schooler are here at the same time.
Meeting love on /ausnz/...
it CAN happen.

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Really envious, I want a small bf to do lots lots lots of stuff with and always be together...

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That's very cute. And by cute I mean get away from me

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Well find someone in your general that lives near you and meet up and see if you have chemistry.
You can't get rid of me, swimming over the Tasman as I type this.

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>Well find someone in your general that lives near you and meet up and see if you have chemistry.

That's the problem, there are no one who likes short guys.

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cuteboy.world/

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>didn't read what I wrote

Jesus christ just watched 'who is america' How does Sacha Baron Cohen keep getting away with it

die manlet

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thought you meant in that thread not in general

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He's be able to find some Finn pretty easy. Clearly not applying himself

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Both in our general and in general. Being under 180 is considered rip here :(
Finns don't like swedes, also the hassle to move or make someone move is too much of a problem and would be bad decision if no real love is between each other.

How tall are you?

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-1cm under 180

I have a bf too!

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>Middleschooler
Do you want to die?

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That's not short, you've average

towering over your life desu

oof

You must be 18 or over to post here

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It's short here, that's the painful part. Most guys are around 175-185 and want guys at 185-190.
Been rejected a few times due to my height.
"user I want a bigger guy, sorry. We can still be friends" and yet they don't talk to me anymore or anything.
:(

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I'm only kidding man. I'm only 186 anyway. Apparently my Grandfather was quite tall

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If I did want to to die I would like to get shot in the head.
Seeing as you can't reach that, or even barely see it, I can't take any threats seriously off you.

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> You must be 18 or over to post here
You must be not a big meanie to post here, oh wait you're posting here so that's false

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I'm just shitposting man. That said I don't want to know the details k

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Then I will just kick you in the shins really really hard.
Is that threat serous and credible enough for you?

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>2007 was 11 years ago

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I'm tempted to make a joke about being underaged but last time I did that I got a ban so I won't.

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Good for you.

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am hungry skellington mode atm. Feels bad

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are you actually underage?

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just wear big shoes that make you taller

Are you actually Japanese?

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>not getting a mech instead

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Okay! Okay!
I won't call you a middle schooler anymore you fucking psycho.

why so defensive over it? no one waited till they were 18 to post on imageboards i was on Jow Forums since i was 13

because if he admits it he'll get banned

That's a silly sachiko
What he really needs is a stretching rack
Good, now we all play nice and no one loses their shins.
I think you'll find the answers to both questions are the same.

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I still think you're that NEET Aucklander though.

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>you will never re-enact the Falklands war with a manlet

Why live?

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damn ive been browsing imageboards longer than youve been alive...

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Sounds fun, I'll be Maggy and you can be Argentina
Wait so you are Japanese?

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But I have the range advantage?

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So what, I'd look better in female clothing

Yeah maggie was pretty unconvincing in a dress too

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Do your hair up like her too!
Or else it's not authentic.

yeah, dont really see why it matters, never got why Jow Forums fetishizes it so much compared to other imageboards

11pm and all is well

Rotura finished work now

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I'm not too convincing either (unless you are a very thick sweede)
Oh, I assumed you were that proxyfag
In that case the answers to those questions are different, I'm no underager
Hmmm... Now that's a plan, maybe this could be my Halloween costume

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Stop gaslighting the Swede plz

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Is his own fault, he kept going on about how homosexually was wrong so I made him fall for a boy

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>maybe this could be my Halloween costume
You could come around and scare the miners.

It's pretty mean though. Now he's a raging homo

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Dude wtf. I got error posting from clover so I left bed. Why is the world out to do me?

Is Jow Forums even working

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Okay he has taken it a bit far but still he was completely delirious, he thought these legs belonged to a girl.
>clover
There's your problem

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kek well I mean you went to the effort to shave for him

Clover's good. Or at least idk a better program

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I'm finally done with work
I'm so knackered
Someone tuck me in pls

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The shaving was more for my bf than the swede but still I'm glad he enjoyed it.

Make me a coffee first

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Chirst how will Sweden ever recover

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did you or anyone else save that thread, shouldve done it myself but forgot

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Fek, no in tired and sore
I'll give you kisses and cuddle instead
Coffee can come in the morning

I don't know if that's what I meant

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Don't have any nice tucking in pictures sorry

Well I gotta give my kiwi friend hugs and kisses
So I'm gonna tuck myself away

Thanks for waiting, that was crazy but now I gotta get my beauty sleep

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gee i really fucking hate new zealand

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but why?
what did we do to you?

You need to clean up that room, but those legs are so yummy I would do it for you

That is act of lewdness, stop it!

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Yea, I can tell that my actions here aren't apreciated. When I come here the threads clears of people and no discussions are formed.

Yet when I am away people discuss things, even me as I read earlier in this thread.

I am disapointed that most of yourselves hold me in such low regard, seeing me as less worth than dirt.

I always enjoyed this thread and I will forever be grateful for the lessons you've alll taught me, for giving me a new perspective on life, love and sexual orentations.

And I will leave this thread if that whats the majority of this thread wants.

I am finally being straightforward but it will fall on deaf ears as I presume most people here despise me.

Why would anyone despise you Swede-kun?

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i despise him solely for his earlobe spacing

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Just read the thread, it's clear that nobody holds me in high regards or respects me, most people here keep talking badly behind my back and it hurts to see it when I finally get a chance to visit my so called "E-friends".
I am dyslectic and making it easier for those whom suffer the same disadvantages as me, sorry for that.

i honestly dont know if you are just a really good baiter or just really autistic

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That is quite true, but I heard them say they will fully embrace your presence if you cut your arms horizontally a couple of times and post pictures of it!

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Before I would have retaliated against you for those words, now I can't be phased, life isn't about getting people whiled up or annoyed, my life lately has been a combat of catching up with my own works that my job made impossible to do.
I will finally give you a reply, finn. Short it may be, but an rebutle it still is.
I will never hurt myself or anybody, if a friend demands that, he or she is truly no friend.

>I will never hurt myself or anybody
What a loser you are. These people hate you and you seriously lack any spine to do anything about it

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I shall do as my rolemodel did, turn the other cheek.

No matter how ill treated I get here, I will never reply with the same gruesome, hurtful tactics and words.

I never want anybody to hurt the way I hurt a couple of days ago when I first noticed I was ridiculed behind my back.

Is this spineless? If so, then I might be spineless but I will never want my hurting to cause more hurting, I want to use my hurting towards making people feel better, then the happiness of the world is at peace again and not unbalanced.

You're a christian? Stop pissing on all other christians legacy. When the holy roman emperor called for forced re-catholization the lutheran countries didnt just fag out and go hide. No, they completely fucked the HRE for going after them

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eh i knew a guy on 2ch who tried breaking into a military base i guess your story is pretty believable in comparison

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I object to all groupthink of any kind, I am not religous but I can find meaningful thoughts and filosofies in religous scripts.
Do tell me, what is "my story"?

Your beyond all help

werent you the guy who kept talking about getting fit and how homosexuality is bad?

Maybe to the eyes of don't who see the underlying truth, you are the one that I sadly can't help.
Yes, but these "friends" as I used to call them made me see the other side of the light, they taught me that I was the wrong one.
I have tried to make amends but still I am ridiculed behind my back, decevied by those I cared for.

yeah so thats your story

Doesnt that kind of refute them "being on the side of the light" you absolute c u c k

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Finally I reply to you and this is all you can muster up? I am dissapointed in you, all this time you had to observe me and try to find things that would make me upset and all you can spout out is words like "cuck"..

anime?

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Your poor thighs are all irritated...
Use a loofah or something else to exfoliate the day before next time.
And aloe creams.
That's all I had to say.

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NO!
NO ANIME ALLOWED EXCEPT FOR ME!
And maybe the Jew can post it if he wants too.

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