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wish you could marry jas

>hmm how do I persuade these fucktards to not be fucktards?
>I know! Science! They'll surely listen to reason!

would you return a wallet with a thousand quid in it or nah

filthy animals, simple as

>this guy thinks he is better then god

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ofc i'm not a runt

*buries my face in it*

wish it was

nope

leaflad tells us the name of that pornstar from last thread

god is not real you autists
*tips fedora*

*blocks your path*

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sheed

does anyone chat utter shit just to get the conversation going?

sometimes catch myself lying by accident when I don't want to

unironically funny

twitter.com/crimesoftaigs
Keep an eye out

yeah

No more than a goat. The reality is that pigs are very water intensive creatures that offer no useful byproducts to the community (milk, leather, beast of burden) so were banned by customary law to prevent excessive profiteering by the rich at the expense of scarce water resources. The same is true of brewing.

no, hate talking to other people

literally cannot stop eating benzos

no chance

marley brinx 2bh la

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I'll say something controversial that I don't really believe in and it'll turn into an argument or discussion I could not care less about but continue it anyway because I prefer that over the silence.

Yes, lad. Imagine someone found your wallet with a thousand quid in it. What would you want that person to do? Be honest.

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I have severe anxiety and even I have self control on benzos

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-44987281

a multicultural and diverse society, free of hate

fuck off with your trannies you creepy poof

Literally me

!!!!!

mate your country isn't swimming in them

Done a crease

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trannies are fucking hot. people who disagree are almost certainly insecure about their sexuality

should just lynch them from a lamp post

me on her waist

Who carries 1k in their wallet? Drug dealers and nonces.

bit windy lads

nigger

this story would literally be a top news item if it was whites perpetrating the killing. as it's nigs they just want to bury it

If my daily tribute rises above 100 quid today I'll post a pic of me in my new shirt

You know the link, piggies

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youtube.com/watch?v=N2-1khXOFy8

*slow claps*

paki bender sex offender about
backs to the wall lads

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if only there were more black superheroes, none of this would happen...

twitter.com/euanbaker_/status/1022856243885629440

think you'd appreciate this

Can't believe there was a time I didn't:

>Go to the gym
>Moisturise daily
>Use hand cream
>Get a haircut that cost more than a tenner
>Wear decent shoes casually
>Say yes to every invite
>Have an electric toothbrush
>Floss and use mouth wash

Incredible really

could have just said "bender" and we would have knew what you meant lad x

Wow, God really is awesome.

>suck cock daily
wew

you are hereby formally invited to suck my balls

ahahaha state of the arsenal fans

playing with snapchat filters in bed again

be nice if i could read the text x

Too n
m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_MXGdSBbAI

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send us a cheeky one x

electric toothbrush is a scam mate. you'd know that if you visited the dentist/hygienist and asked them. floss is shite too. get the little brushes you pass between your teeth.

imagine moisturising every day
absolute bender

oh god please post it moni, I'd love to support you

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do you pluck your monobrow too

they said not to eat pork because pork would spoil without looking like its spoiled so people would get sick from it

pointless

HOWLING at the runts who don't have a skincare routine, enjoy being a wrinkly fuck at 35

>b-b-but men age like wine

yeah because all men over 35 look like george clooney don't they lmao

cringe

>he thinks god really spoke to his tribe
Is this why Jews are so fucking arrogant?

cringe

This.

Can't believe people unironically don't moisturise on the daily.

by 35 you're judged on your financial security and future, not purely looks
bent twat

>rubbing this product on and off my face every day will surely give the appearance of less wear and tear on my skin
good luck

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can't believe i wasted homealone's time yesterday haha

he was fuming

SAAAAAAVE THE QUEEEEEEN!
youtube.com/watch?v=SLT9JOE64WQ

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oxford bender

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what is your skincare routine

where can i read up on it

literally never exfoliated or moisturised by skin in my life

USA does not belong to the Western civilization or European civilization. Actually USA is not even a real country, is just a non-nation created by freemasons and traitors with the human scum that nobody wanted in Europe, Asia and more recently Latin America, plus some Negro slaves descendants who are nowadays the dominant culture among Amerifat youth.

yea mate he sounded so mad lmao epic win!

quite literally all based on genetics unless you're a heavy drinker/drug user or a fat cunt

'Cause you keep me coming back for more
And I feel a little better than I did before
And if I never see your face again, I don't mind
'Cause we got much further than I thought we'd get tonight

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"dit... dit... dit..."
hmm, just background levels..
*moves the virgin freak detector closer to your post*
"ditditditiditditditditditdit"

Jow Forumsskincareaddiction

Work out what skin type you are, basically incorporate a face wash, exfoliation and moisturising in there.

It takes a while but you get used to it.

ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond body scrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
which leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturiser,
then an anti-aging eye balm,
followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

would

>black qt

Rarer than any jewel

>electric toothbrush
what's it like being a limp-wristed gimp?

based action poster

>HOWLING at the runts who don't have a skincare routine,

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>based action poster

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