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lmao

ja sam samo 167 cm visok ali bih UNISTIO svakog siptara JEDNOM RUKOM, decki ne biste mogli mi NISTA

How popular are european toilets in Balkan? Are they only in capital cities or turkish toilets are everywhere?

What's a toilet? We shit in holes in the street.

toiwhat?

You sultans btw

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we don't use toilets, we only use you're mom

disgusting whit*oid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I thought bosniaks were supposed to be 2 feet tall dinaric supermen.

>2 feet tall
No wonder they got no medals

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60 cm?

They had about 30 in yugoslavia and now their medalists represent Serbia and Croatia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnia_and_Herzegovina_at_the_Olympics#List_of_medalists_(as_part_of_Yugoslavia)

Half the croatian team is straight out of bosnia

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I meant 2 meters

I'm retarded :(

reminder

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I mean this type of toilets....european

sry,,just asking, never been to balkan before except slovenia

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This is actually a good observation, when you drive from Germany to the balkans the toilets are like that on all gas stations in Czech, Hungary and then change to Blakan shitskin toilets in Serbia

We need Eu gibs to upgrade our toilets

No idea what this is tbx

>and then change to Blakan shitskin toilets in Serbia
You should demonstrate this with a visual representation.

I'm legit not kidding, this is the first thing you notice upon entering the balkans

The toilet quality decreases, in euland they are modern and 21st century like in and here when you enter Vojvodina it looks a variation of this (and smelly)

This is the first sign you know you've entered "balkan"

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its called turkish toilet here I think

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Never said you were, wanted it for the contrast.

why wont buttblasted hohol use his real flag and pretends to be rangebanned?

hi frens

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never seen these, the other ones I know from movies. we usually just dig a hole in the middle of the street

so instead of clear answer you are just sarcastic asshole

bb

aaa нyyyy
дaвaй дaвaй
чики бpики и в дaмкe

what answer do you expect for such a retarded question?

anyone know why i can't get my flag to display? i am in tajikistan but all i get is this fucking eu shit

I have seen squat toilets only in non-renovated schools. This however is pretty common.

Those can be spotted in dirty shitholes such as provincial train stations, where they were there since the 70s

Also we call outdoor toilets "polsko wc"

Because we had a myth in yugoslavia that Polish people shit outside

u surely jest

You are where?

you can't read?

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тaд-жи-киc-тaн
it's like bulgaria except it's slightly less turkish

>baba 's

fucking macedonians can't learn English and they've colonised Australia

russian is mad again

sneaky russian subhuman

дaвaй дaвaй cyкa

Seems like a good place to get a diaspora gf

>In a police operation in two locations in Tetovo and the village of Dzepciste, a total of 29 Albanian citizens were found and detained in the morning, working as construction and agricultural workers.

>Police said that today in the period from 5 to 6 o'clock police officers from SVR-Tetovo conducted an action control for detection and legal sanctioning of foreign citizens who are unregistered and working in the Tetovo area. At the two locations in Tetovo and in the village of Dzepciste, a total of 29 Albanian citizens were found and detained, who worked as construction and agricultural workers.

Where the fuck is that diaspora roachlet now to sperg about "muh hdi" while shiptars come to work here the shittiest jobs

>Albanians reporting their own
What world is this

We only had those at schools

>being THIS much obsessed that you have to read articles regarding en ethnic group 24/7
northern Macedonians are the true obsessedlads,no contest.

Police is mixed there, and the numbers are most certainly higher, probably couldn't notify everyone on time

>when youve participated in one of the greatest threads of all time

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>We have illegal slaves working to raise our wage to 500 euros

based and impressive

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>open news
>see headline
>every day shiptars do shit
If shiptars weren't subhuman enough to figure in the headlines every day for shit they do, I wouldn't be "obsessed".

Here's another one:

>Albanian police say that a Macedonian citizen, with residence in Kosovo, was arrested for illicit trafficking in weapons and ammunition. According to a police statement, IS (32) was born from Skopje

>"""macedonian""" citizen

t. Dr. Bubreq

Someone needs to make a screen cap of

>The original post about the ramstor ship
>The meme that followed it

>The manlet spergout and meme
>The medals
And combine it as the day Albania got btfo by /balk/ BG+MK shitposting team

obsessed

Turk Power

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>working and improving trade between albania and albanian parts
>why are you working siptars

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shqip thread when

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>VI century
>1300 years before any mention of analbania
feels good to be native

>working illegally
>improving trade
Sorry there are laws here to adhere to, not tribal customs like you have over there.

AHAHAHA

>please please stop bullying us please

Serious question: Is there an EU law for quality of toilets?

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nah this is childish, I like bulgars so I dont want no thrako-illyrian fight.

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Go break dildos on your ass

thrako-illyrian slav turk fight

>i like bulgars
Albanians are indifferent to them. How come you like them?
>thrako-illyrian
turko-illyrian*

>implying we should give a crap about maqekars in albanian areas

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thrako = bg
illyrian = al
slavturk = mk

i assume?

because they have great interesting and important history, also whats up with the grammar, are you vuno?

BTFO

Go win an olympic medal. Oh wait...

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we're styling on this mofo

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>why are shiptars despised and considered scum
The post.

it's 'meh' history. Not useless but not significant either.
>whats up with the grammar
what's up with it?
>are you vuno?
no

Go break dildos on your ass

only vuno cared about grammar

bulgarians have great orhodox heritage, there is nothing to dislike about them other than their crazy massacre of greeks and their crazy descendants with the sun flag

>still fuming from yesterday

give one reason why anyone would give a shit about fyrom

oh man, I went outside and almost had a heat stroke, the whole place is ready to burn

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>great orhodox heritage
this is impressive how?
>there is nothing to dislike about them
nothing to like about them either, like i said, we're indifferent towards them

which ethnicities do you like?

also btw how much does a bus ride to the south cost, im thinking about pulling trigger and taking a week vacay since its dirt cheap

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The absolute state of balkan posters

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If bulgarians are so successful why is their wikipedia page of notable bulgarians, much shorter than the albanian one?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bulgarians
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Albanians

bus ride from rrona*