/brit/

if american communists ever took power in the us it would make the russian civil war and jewish red terror look like a slapfight

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ayy yyeh yuh dunnnnoooo

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>pork on the table when it's CLEARLY haram
looks like a fun party otherwise

ich bin deutscher

not checked the economist this week yet, that good huh? might have to get it when I go into town later

Southern Europeans are white

Brexit link isn't completely new, we already knew Russia was supporting Brexit in the same ways they supported Trump (and were attempting to support Le Pen). They have their hands in anything that can weaken NATO.

Ah've been on that internet again right... An' it's always bin a bit wonky annit, always bin a bit weird yeah? But ah givvit another go 'cos like, it's technology and that innit, it's the MODERN AGE, where the marvels and wondrous digital contraptions brought forth by the electronic magicians truly boggle the contents of one's consciousness!

So ah went on there right an' this geezer went to me, ah dunno 'oo it woz coz like his name was "Anonymous," an' I'm pretty sure that wasn't 'iz real name, or if it woz, iz parents must've been on sumfing FUCKING MENTAL...

But anyway ee's come up to me on the internet right, on this site called Jow Forums which at first glance looks kind of like just a load of pictures an' writing an' that, sort of like a book, but the literary contents are NOT reminiscent of any TOME, VOLUME or PARCHMENT upon which yor 'umble narrator has ever set his gaze... WHERE WOZ I... THIS GEEZER, ee's gone: "'Ere," I sez "Wot," an 'e goes "For you."

I deliberated muchly on this pearl of unbridled wisdom, worthy perhaps of Descartes or else some other philosophical dabbler of his ilk, an' fort to myself "Not this again" coz it must've bin the fifteemf time somebody seddit on there in like ten minutes! Or mebbe it wuz the same geezer I dunno, EVERYONE'S FUCKIN' ANONYMOUS!

So, not one to leave such mysterious verbal fruit dangling before me, ah sed to 'im: "Oi m8, wot's yor fuckin' problem? 4 me? Wot's 4 me?" An this OSCAR WILDE of wit and charm told me to fack off back to Riddit! I said "Excuse me bravva, I don't meen no disrespect or noffin' but mebbe YOU need to fuck off back to SKOOL, because YOU seem to be in dire desperate NEED of some educational and academical enlightenment!"

I dote know if it was just him callin' me a faggot twenty times, or twenty different Anonymouses, each one calling me a faggot, or some statistical comprisation between the two right, but ah basically got called a faggot twenty times... Not very modern AFTER ALL!

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>tfw mom is a weed smoker

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quite good looking so I should have a gf by now to be honest
even my mates say this

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>tfw your post gets caught unawares by the early new
>tfw it has an image and you must wait xx seconds before posting a duplicate image
first the pasta is spam filtered, now this
if i ever see moot irl he's getting a glasgow kiss

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business idea : twerking but done by a man in his 60s

It makes sense - destabilize Europe with Brexit, ruin the US's international relationships using Trump. It works in concert to make Russia significantly more powerful by making everyone else less powerful.

>anyone want to play no man's sky

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good shit mate
dunno how you got it through the spam filter 'cos it wouldn't let me post that

LOL your mates mean nothing how many random people do u have approach you and say you good looking that's the real test

this dude's got some nice titties

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Talked to the rents about getting a tattoo and my mom was okay with it but my dad said no way

A hard Brexit would wreck the country's economy, and the government will only get poorer. The Corbyn government would need to borrow even more to make his education and healthcare reforms possible, putting the country in a bigger debt hole.

that only happens if you're complete chad tier
have a very good looking friend and it doesn't happen to him

That settles it

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Ah like the enternet, Ah like how it brings people together, ye know? That's becawse ahm a sexual preydator.

Theyrs a groop on tha enternet cawled anone-a-mas. Ah done thenk ye need tae use tha name anone-a-mas tae hide yir aydentaty tho, jis done use yir real name, ye know? Use anotha name. Fir exahmple, ah use tha name mahdelen mackann, en tha hopes hir parents will see et an thenk tha enternet es haunted bah tha ghost ef thir deed daughtar.

Emagine ef Jimmy Savelle hed had access tae tha enternet. Heh cood hev fexed et fir everyboady... Tae hev thir cheldren be raped by ah TV celebretae end knight ev tha realm! Ah thenk he would hev loved tha enternet tho, and ah thenk ef Jimmy Savelle hed hed tha enternet then bah noo et would beh win hundrid pircent chahld poorn ensted ev jest ninetae fav pircent...

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any /sadcunt/ man in

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Lmao thats the best one

>tfw will be taking my 17 year old gf's virginity soon

fucking TIGHT lads

How long until pedophiles are considered a marginalized protected group you can't do hate speech against?

/brit/, please, we've talked about this already

having a shower literally cures depression

youtube.com/watch?v=jEoaqb-f5ec
miss england navy

if i ever got to debate shapiro this would be the issue i'd go for
i agree with him on a lot of things but infant circumcision is just indefensible
>the cdc agrees
nice appeal to authority benji

Cope
no it doesn't

Nonce

>have a very good looking friend and it doesn't happen to him
absolute bullshit
t. actually has good looking friends.
It happens all the fucking time, i'd say it's more unlikely to go on a night out and someone not comment on his looks explicitly than to go unnoticed

Confident it doesn't

i've seen the beginnings of the campaign for a couple of months now. this is the next acceptance movement

my question is: what's next? incest? bestiality?

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blah blah all rubbish who cares what the MAN says you can or can't do

England is a capitalist democracy. Germany is a socialist people's state. And it is not the case that we think England is the richest land on earth. There are lords and City men in England who are in fact the richest men on earth. The broad masses, however, see little of this wealth. We see in England an army of millions of impoverished, socially enslaved, and oppressed people. Child labor is still a matter of course there. They have only heard about social welfare programs. Parliament occasionally discusses social legislation. Nowhere else is there such terrible and horrifying inequality as in the English slums. Those with good breeding take no notice of it. Should anyone speak of it in public, the press, which serves plutocratic democracy, quickly brands him the worst kind of rascal. They do not hesitate to make major changes in the Constitution if they are necessary to preserve capitalist democracy.

if you unironically like grimes you deserve the electric chair

have never cared a single post from irish poster

good lad
she's going to turn into a whore though and there's nothing you can do to stop it

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it's a new era

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kek

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study for your certification you sad duck*

*d=f

you'd be surprised how touchy Leave-voters can be. I've been in multiple online conversations by now where the topic was about the current global political climate and where I didn't even know the Redditors I engaged with was British. But even when what I said wasn't about Brexit as such, the moment I touched upon the irrational things happening said poster would bark that "So you think we're stupid, huh?! I voted Leave because it made sense!" or something along those lines. Like holy shit talk about insecure, it wasn't even about you man. They feel so easily attacked.

auckland
buckland
cuckland
duckland
euckland
fuckland

if i wasnt so sad i would

Why does America want war with Iran so bad?

cunts charged me $39 for a small topcoat spray bottle that's $15 online. Going back first thing in the morning to heem that little runt at the counter

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projecting your whore gf/mother i see

They've seen that the consequences of their actions are going to be(and already have been) bad for their country now.

Their ego is preventing them from being able to admit they made a mistake and so you get this overdefensive lashing out as a defense mechanism.

love /brit/posting whilst experimenting on random weird drugs with funny names

Mums having a go at me again

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tarot cards better be good this time

>make shitpost thread on /tv/ about cups in Star Trek
>300 replies
2 EZ
fucking nerds

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how do you deal with having no friends at uni/college

life is so grim

its a londoner colleague who lives at home tells me they save less money than i do monthly despite the fact that im renting.

Need an art hoe gf

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Wallowing in your own depressive malaise

fuck yes that's not really an art hoe but I love art hoes anyway

you'll end up with no friends when you reach 30+ anyway lad, might as well get used to it

you young people put way too much emphasis on social norms; literally nobody cares, just be yourself

think it has more to do with the media here constantly talking about how bad brexit will be and constantly suggesting we should have another referendum, it's not surprising they're touchy about brexit

it's a bit like your media attacking trump, it's made trump voters a bit "on edge"

not sure the elites will make pedophilia acceptable
they use it to blackmail their puppet politicians and other assets
no point threatening to reveal someone's pedophile activities if it won't make them a pariah

We need total war iih

The modern man has become so soft and gormless. Women are abject whores.

People need to fear for their lives to remember what's what

Are you really? Or are you just gonna sit on the Chon all day making whiny little comments

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You'd be the first to die you obese freak.

nope
they all turn into druggy whores when they go to uni and start partying

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Lads where do I go from here?

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theyre also pretty thick and brexit will be bad

Yes I am really. Aus retail is always a rip off but that is taking the piss

I'm a poor person

Hev ye SEEN that INTERNEHT lately? Et's awl "YOU'RE a big guy, HE'S a big guy, AHM a big guy, everybawdy's a fuckin' BIG GUY!" Ah cannae underSTAHND ET.

And these FUCKIN MEEMS! They're EVERYWHEAR! Tha phone rang the other day an somebawdy answered et, an ah said "who's et fir?" an they said "Billy, et's FIR YOO!" Ah said "GET TAE FUCK with yir MEEMS! AH cannae STAND ET!"

So ahm lookin' at thess, eh, FOORchan, an there's thess MEEM, and et's called BRAVO! Et's awl BRAVO NOLAN, an BRAVO JOSS. Ah think et's mebbe from that Simpsons show, aye, bit they've taken et, an turned it intae BRAVO ANYBODY!

They're WALKIN down theyr ROAD, an they see theyr man, an et's BRAVO JIMMY! Instead of HELLO!

BRAVO JIMMY! AYE, BRAVO BILLY! CRAZY!

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think they blackmailed homosexuals too back in the 50s, 60s. they'll get something new

only gets worse trust

khajiit has slain many infidels

Explain art hoes to me

Hate arabs
Hate Islam
Simple as really

from a poor family

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THUNDER

ponce cunt

hitchhiking lad?

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