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The last of the famous international playboys edition

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is that thailads ladyboyfriend?

muckle egg head

Cant go into town because it's poofta pride

can you stop making and linking new threads before we hit bump limit please mate?
you are inconveniencing me and the rest of the people in /brit/

he genuinely looks like someone who works at the local kebab

thought I'd try my hand at authentic british cuisine

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Notice the respectful fist hug to the man's wife

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scared you'll run into your ex?

Why does the Moroccan/Algerian whatever in Thailand post in /brit/?

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why does anyone

chirb.it/JLCFap

Wish my mic quality was a bit better so I could take a few requests for /brit/, playing online for anonymous runts will help me build my confidence for playing in front of real people (hopefully including QTs) one day

>no it's in the fridge in the garage

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Say hello to little Timmy, a brave cancer and terrible fire survivor

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great picture
genuinely so much going on here

shut the fuck up

Me on the right

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Are Faith is running Mayor of Toronto

Say something nice about her

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posting with the lads

Not a single person in the world has voted for someone in a election because of ‘fake news’ on social media

remember one of my mate's friends bullying the kebab man sweeping outside and calling him short, bald etc.

then when the kebab man started getting confrontational my mate stfu and ran off

ha

the reason why public toilets smell is because nobody wants to use them except in cases of emergency, the stress turns the poo even more horrible than it is

it's why japanese wound dolphins before killing them, fear paints the flesh

>and don't wash it out
i'll do what it says on the bottle
i always wash out other conditioners, don't want to leave product in my hair cos it gets on my headphones and fingers and ends up all over the place

Unfair perspective

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Feels like every other month is Pride month
seen way too much bender propaganda this year

You know the score lad, chicks LOVE musicians

n-no master, no hurty runty NO HURTY RUNTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

had an ingrown, infected toenail for about 2 years but these past few months it's cleared up and healed on it's own

absolutely buzzing about that lads

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looks like a slag

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>that guy on the right

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On your fucking tip toes and everyone knows it

True, and I'm actually an alright guitarist and singer (play the piano too), but I'm too much of a shy virgin to ever play in front of anybody

screaming

Ah yes reason why the man's head is twice bigger than ours in the op

In the middle

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Nah m8. She's trad

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would you take a blowie from this hog?

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Did you learn fixin to die Bob Dylan?

Why did you take pictures with this man

You have your arm around him in the second picture bringing him down to your height and you’re clearly trying as hard as possible to appear taller. It’s well known you’re insecure about your height so dw about it

mum just sighed and went "who took my towel"

LOL i wiped my bollocks on it and put it on the banister when i got out the shower. she's clueless

I thought faith was Greek

Fake news

might watch true detective s2 again

not going to listen to your thing because i can't be arsed with getting heaphones and that but i can give you some tips on playing music live if you want
15 years playing in bands, me

genuinely looks like a tranny here

this is a very funky drug

There are two groups in /brit/ threads. The lads who dish out the banter and the geniuses who come up with new memes. These are their stories, haha.

One kiss by dua lipa is one of the best songs ever written

In theory I wish we could have this type of relaxed approach to sex with all girls. But I tend to perceive them as lesser women If they are this open about it and get scared of STD more. I guess it's biologically hardwired.

You let the cat of the bag, Raymond. Caspere knew this.

Going to finish my coffee, then do some toil in the garage

shame she's childless and like 32 or something

one two
doing a poo

three four
doing some more

hows the GF hunt going alan, found a wife yet? the clock is ticking lad

The north African has been a subhuman animal ever since the collapse of the Roman empire
Even then they needed to be controlled with an iron fist to keep them from chimping out

Wew Ontario is going mental first Doug now this, and she'll probably win with the current climate

Her work does more for the white race than her womb could tbf

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Fake and probably gay

She has nothing on Gaga.

dont believe in std's for men, me.

t. have had sex with 43 women unprotected, some of them being bakpage hookers and others being the biggest slags at uni and still never had an std

five six
posting on /brit/

dinner lady slag

haha

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Mad how individuals like Isaac Newton have contributed more to science than every black person combined

No she's Ukrainian

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if you're a manlet and don't have shoulders twice the width of your head : good luck with your life

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anyone else hate their mother?

genuinely have no reason do, just do

stop posting these images

Gays are gross

Yeah pic is the hardest to get anything l, even with an infected woman, it's in the 0.001 but:
You have sex with 100 girls you multiply that by 100, 1000 you multiply that by 1000.
And you're not in South East Asia.

but women like broad shoulders though

retard

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hat

mentally ill bender at it again

how about you have a little re-read of my post eh einstein ?

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>yeah but white people invented X

white people also started 2 world wars and will probably start a third one, don't seem so proud of that do you rorkey boy

hooting

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yes but your post is irrelevant
the broader the better
none of this "1 head" shit

>but women like broad shoulders though
>
>retard

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wtf I hate gammon skins now

look at him trying to dig his way out of this one lol
you got merked by a french

was creased when my mum was crying yesterday when she fell over

dunno why

im such a sick little boy

mental how 99% of foreigners who live in thailand are nonces

didn't get merked by anyone you paki

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are you me

No, was too busy trying (and failing) to fix the shit sound quality. Here's another Bob Dylan I prefer though (fucked up the last verse though)

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That's a nice offer but desu I don't really want to be in a band, just want the confidence to pull out the guitar round the campfire and play for my friends every once in a while

Only I have real anxiety

this guy is actually the london paki

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elon got called for saying it but was there anyone who seriously disagreed with what he said?
manufactured outrage tbqh

no

I have no personality

there is such a thing as having a too big shoulder/head ratio
it's not common but it happens

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poley looks like THAT?!
*jaw drops like a mid-60s century disney cartoon*