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Reading Walden
Enjoying it so far

i can smell a little child

how about you use real words and not mongo chongo shit

Went on holiday to Birmingham once ama

>unironically moving to this city in a short few months.

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nonce freak

here we are..........

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>be in a straight relationship
>really easy to maintain but feel unfulfilled and secretly still want a cute guy to date

>be in a gay relationship
>ends in a mess within a month because i am shit at gay relationships apparently

what on EARTH did god mean by this

hello nigger

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

it means you're a freak and will die alone

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ur going to hell lol!!

>hello nigger

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did you go to aston tavern?

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Shan't

all women should be arrested

the idea of walking in to the pub and meeting the associates is filling me with dread

is nigger a thing you can only say in online?

IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
CYCLING'S COMING HOME

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Gay "relationships" are a meme, what you want is a gay best friend you live with and fuck sometimes but also you both fuck side twinks on the reg

They're descendants from petty counts of a minor German noble family. They are the weakest monarchs in British history. They're about as British as Polish immigrants. They do everything in their power to besmirch Britishness (inviting millions of immigrants, marrying American divorcees, etc) yet they're worshiped by low class and greedy, ass-kissing Torries. They're a total drain on the economy. The only reason they're kept around is because their concept is a living museum of better days

If you dared say this in the UK, you'd be locked away

sounds like a relationship to me

>ass-kissing
Unironically FOY

i start shouting about niggers and pakis after a few stellas on a night out

>hold a protest against muslims paedo gangs
>labour and co counter protest it.
FFS

gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/live-protests-held-against-gays-14961882

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>Benefit scroungers
>Pay in billions more than they take out
>The money they take out is their money in the first place.

Who is this dumb fuck and why are people quoting him?

no

I unironically do this too

All my friends have started doing it because I do it

Hello you cunt

you lads like jim jefferies?

The gyalfriend

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>They're descendants from petty counts of a minor German noble family. They are the weakest monarchs in British history. They're about as British as Polish immigrants. They do everything in their power to besmirch Britishness (inviting millions of immigrants, marrying American divorcees, etc) yet they're worshiped by low class and greedy, ass-kissing Torries. They're a total drain on the economy. The only reason they're kept around is because their concept is a living museum of better days
(redditspace)
>If you dared say this in the UK, you'd be locked away

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got an australian friendly version here

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He(she) has a vag now.

the gf

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>who is morrissey
honestly lad just leave

what pub did you go to?

Relationship almost always implies monogamy, at least to begin with. But gay monogamy is a fantasy of small-town gays and those so utterly brainwashed by the heteronormative media that they're incapable of being honest even with themselves.

bud vivo vivo vivo ching chong

haha :)

didn't go to any pubs

How is the NEET-life in Britain?

Any brits here descended from past english monarchs? which?

hold on lads why is a pakistani muslim the mayor of our capital city

isn't this fucking surreal

i think you better leave right now before you fall any deeper

>hold on lads why is a pakistani muslim the mayor of our capital city

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fuggin nerd

to Wales, not the mongoloid land of nasal voiced subhumans known as England

people voted for him and stuff

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he's from south london mate

>leave
Racist desu.

cheers lad

yes
saladin

another happy customer :)

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There hasn't been an English monarch ruling England in about 1,000 years. Also, almost every person in Europe has a monarch in their family tree

*ahem*
Welsh monarchs on the left, Norman ones on the right

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>>hold on lads why is a pakistani muslim the mayor of our capital city

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>tall chads want to be small girls
>short lads want to be tall chads
surely god(Allah) is having a laugh

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but why

he doesn't look like an English man to me

he posted it again

oh well he is

Looks are deceiving.

TIL absolutely nothing as I didn't leave the house. When I realised this, I still didn't leave the house

cool if true, but 400AD sounds a bit too far back

is charles richard langdon your 4th-great-grandfather or something? is it well-known in your family that you're related to him?

poleaboo

Deep down you really love London

absolute state of that jacket

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The west is dead

big mac mcdonalds you fat cunt

why do lefties make the best choons?

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Having a lie down with my cat, lads.

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you lads going out on the lash tonight?

>why do lefties make the best choons?

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if you don't have your mouse sensitivity turned up so high that other people struggle to use it you're a normie

saw a guy wearing a diamond dogs jacket earlier

maybe they do it seculary instead of going to a church?

>choon
Leave.

once you hit 1 famous person, the rest of the tracing becomes trivial as their geneology is well-documented

in my case, once i got to John of Gaunt on the right-hand-side the Norman stuff became trivial, and once I got to Rhys Ap Gruffyd on the left side the Welsh stuff became trivial

i even own an entire book which is literally just a giant index of every single notable person related to John of Gaunt, forward and back
see:
>.amazon.com/Royalty-Commoners-Complete-Lineage-Philippa/dp/080631687X

Girlfriend still hasn't caved in and text me first

I'm not going to fucking text her first alright

I'd rather have an educated, mature wife raise my kids than some 19 year old airhead who doesn't know up from down

I was 16 and with my family

Is it really any surprise considering how loaded marriage is against men, and women wanting to have "fun" and only decide to settle when they are ugly old hags?

desperately want a fat gf

>once you hit 1 famous person
Agreed, but I think you have much better luck hitting something like this if you're British. Seems like British ancestry is pretty easy. The records predate the Catholic Church, unlike most other European countries

imbecile

go to a local pro life rally

LOOOL TWAT