Hello, sirs, first of, i know that this is Reddit Tier Level.
We are creating a Video for Pick related. The Narration is already done, we now simply need People to voice the different characters.
The only requirement is that its without background noise and understandable.
Link to Discord on
www.thepinkwojak.com
You can choose one Character and record via vocaroo right away.
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Manager
“Mr. Wojak! You better stop right now.”
“Mr. Wojak! You better unhand that customer right now or you’re fired!”
“Mr. Wojak I’m going to have to report you to the police. You are clearly a danger to yourself.”
Cashier
“I’m sorry sir we don’t sell alcohol after 11:00pm.”
NoLinker#1
“What is that?”
NoLinker#2
“It’s the green dildo!”
NoLinker#3
“It’s come!”
NoLinker#4
“I KNOW YOU HAVE LINK! I’ll give you $500 for it!”
Stacey
“Wojak! It’s me, Stacey!”
“What’s going on? Let me in!”
Pajeet
“Son, I am prepared to offer you $700 for a LINK! I am buying 100,000 my good sirs.” The rich normie smiled confidently.
NoLinker#5
“$900! Limit buy 100 LINK for $900!”
NoLinker#6
“Market buying LINK! Market buy oh God please let my buy go through!”
NoLinker#7
“The exchanges are crashing!”
NoLinker8
“$1,100 for a LINK!” “I’ll pay $1,500 for a LINK!”
Link-Marine#1
“It’s Sergey!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
Link-Marine#2
“He’s come to take us to Lamboland!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
Link-Marine#3
“It’s the pilot!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
Link-Marine#4
“1000 EOY!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
Link-Marine#5
“We’re not selling!”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
Link-Marine#6
“Tonight. Tonight. Tonight.”
“Tonight!”
“TONIGHT!”
are you fucking gay? like, for real?
BigMac
“Working late on New Years Eve?”
“It’s okay Wojak. You will get one,”
“It will be alright Wojak. I love McDonalds,”
Sergey
“My son, today you are with me in Lamboland.”
“Strap in, boys.”
Wojak
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,”
“How?”
“How can you expect me to get a girlfriend? I have never had a girlfriend!”
“My shitty car is 10 years old and I work at McDonalds!”
“Shut up Big Mac! You don’t understand! I was supposed to make it. I waited all year! You don’t know what true disappointment is,” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
“I was supposed to be rich! I was supposed to leave this job!”
“Do you understand what it’s like to be betrayed by someone you trusted? How all of your hopes dashed? Every day I waited. I sacrificed. I accumulated. For what? I’m going to end it all tonight!”
“I’m going to end it all! Fuck this gay Earth! I’m going to market sell all my LINK at midnight!”
“It was supposed to be 1000 EOY! 1000!”
“That won’t be necessary,”
“They told me I was delusional,”
“I should be lucky if we even got $5 or $10 EOY.”
“Okay.”
“Who are you?”
“Lamboland is a real place? I thought it was just a metaphor.”
“What’s going on?”
“But she’s my oneitis!”
“Big Mac!”
“Do you forgive me for punching you?”
“Please take me to lamboland with you. I’m sorry!”
General
“Get in Marine!”
“I’m a brigadier General, I’m taking all the marines to Lamboland!”
“Oh, it’s real alright.”
“The noLinkers are killing themselves.”
“Old money and old buildings cannot support The Fourth Industrial Revolution.”
“Back off noLINKer! You had your chance!”
“Your phone can’t handle the singularity.”
“Take no one with you,”
“Where we’re going, she’s a 1/10.”
“Fuck off! We’re not selling,”
“You can’t be tempted.”
“The few. The proud. The LINK marines.”
Holy shit dude. What have we become
That's a nice ID you have there.
gennady golovkin here
I like it
>implying /tv/ and /v/ didnt do this sort of shit
Hi I’m from reddit hehe and this idea looks like a lot fun
I like this. Will there be animation?