Brit

/brit/ + /cum/ = /bum/

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bored

need a jewish gf NOW

37.1% of postwar Poland's Security Office and communist authorities were of Jewish origin, a group that was less than 0.1% of the total Polish Jewish population. It was described in intelligence reports as very loyal to the Soviets.

**brum

what exactly is a chud?
only know of them from that simpsons episode

only boring people get bored

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is she the same girl that filmed herself peeing in her jeans?

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god my fat english teacher used to say this

wanted to smack her cold

shut up betty

think he means chode

unironically what is this aesthetic called
seen a couple of guys like this before in college

This girl is also coming to visit my city but is twice as expensive as the English girl, but she's Australian and in university, both the same age, 19

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shes much fitter

chapotraphouse.wikia.com/wiki/MAGA_Chud

the poor chav country boy aesthetic

>19
>already a whore
state of w*stern w*men

farmer boy

thinking of getting a chubby escort sometime
wouldn't fuck a fat girl otherwise

and that's a good thing

When I was a student, I tended to be an outsider. Most of the time alone, an introvert hidden in the shade of his own thoughts. Everyone seemed to look at me with confusion because I was always clutching my notebooks really hard to my chest, and looking around with fear in my eyes. One day a nice girl who must have thought that I can't be as weird as everybody thinks approched me, and asked to borrow some of my notes. Without saying a word I gave her one of my notebooks enthusiastically. Unfortunately it was the one with straight lines...

Well... to put it mildly, borrowing the notebook with straight lines in it didn't help me to socialise with the rest of the students. Next morning everyone was afraid of me.

>I'M GETTING OLD AND I NEED SOMEONE TO RELYYYYY OOOONNN

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Business idea: MEGA (Make England Great Again)

getting the daily dose of Chapo and Cumtown

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with the lipstick and eyeshadow?

i also see this a lot with bleached hair as well

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she's not jewish, she's israeli

think that's just video effects tb hh

She's Jewish, you fucking flid.

picture = me tonight

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Japandemonium on ITV lads

me and smithy drinking listerine on the left

definitely makeup, isnt it?

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Blue WKDs? careful mate

Another important factor was the dominance of Jews in the leadership of the Communist Party of Poland (KPP). According to multiple sources, Jews were well represented in the Polish Communist Party.[26][33] Notably, the party had strong Jewish representation at higher levels. Out of fifteen leaders of the KPP central administration in 1936, eight were Jews. Jews constituted 53% of the "active members" of the KPP, 75% of its "publication apparatus," 90% of the "international department for help to revolutionaries" and 100% of the "technical apparatus" of the Home Secretariat. In Polish court proceedings against communists between 1927 and 1936, 90% of the accused were Jews. In terms of membership, before its dissolution in 1938, 25% of KPP members were Jews; most urban KPP members were Jews—a substantial number, given an 8.7% Jewish minority in prewar Poland.

sick of jews pushing their agendas on me

fell asleep with the candles burning and a big dollop of wax spilled out and fell on the carpet

would kill to look like this TBQH

When you was inside watching Netflix
I was in the crop house wiring electrics

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Been raining all day. Rain suits us so much better.

want to hire an overweight prostitute and cry into her fat belly

fell asleep with the willy throbbing and a big dollop of cum spilled out and fell on the carpet

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS unarmed Palestianian children

just be thin bro

No more niggers jumping in the hood

LOVE african nigger music please repeat more lyrics of that genre

Well, looks like I'll be repeating my third year of uni lads. At least now I won't have to do 20000 words in 11 days as was planned.

wished someone cared enough to push an agenda on me

trainspotting esque

cringe and bluepilled

dont have the chin
probably dont have the cheekbones either, but i couldnt be sure without getting down to a low bf%

Australian man DESTROYS obese womans puffy vagina

190 loads swallowed

I went LV and got dressed today
Did the same thing yesterday
I'm in the newest Jag' when I come through
'Bout to cop my man Likkle T one too
Don't talk money if it's less then a mill'
Free Hydro, hope he gets his appeal
Told my ex-chick that we never could chill
'cause I got more bitches than Cruella de Vil
Might see me in Dubai with W
Went 'Dam get high in the W
Or I'm in Brum' with some trapstars
I ain't on tour yet, but these packs are
Feeling like I'm 'bout to levitate
Me and two bad's smoking wedding cake
Hood-star chillin' in the block
10 years from now Steel Banglez will still be on top
It's Nines

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Ben Shapiro OBLITERATES West Bank hospital

this is for you /brit/

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This is my final candidate, also coming to my city at the same time, this one is in her 20's, a natural redhead, but originates from an area with Abos and I don't want to fuck a girl who's been with an Abo, she's cheaper than the other two at $200 for 30 minutes and $400 for an hour

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Nah, she really is Israeli lad.

>Bar Refaeli is an Israeli model, television host, actress, and businesswoman. Refaeli is considered among the most internationally successful models to come from Israel, alongside models such as Nina Brosh and Michaela Bercu.

Jordan Peterson MURDERS hospital of palestinian orphans with FACTS and LOGIC

>educated people (doctors, scientists, philosophers, white collars, teachers) are predominantly left leaning in their political views
>manual workers with limited education are mainly right-wing.
hmmmmmm....

this is something you like?

How much money would you need in order to become an innawoods recluse for life?

100k in the bank?

the fuck happened?

The rain reminds me of her.

not true

you lads watching the london nigger beat up the moari runt tonight?

all this shows is that judeo bolshevism is embraced by those who don't do hard gruelling work

want to be chemically castrated
sick of wasting so much energy thinking about women

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has any white woman ever fucked an abo?

When I see a slutty girl, I start imagining her having sex with other people and not me. The only think I fantasize about with girls like that is them looking down on me and making me worship their feet.

I fantasize a lot about having a slutty but kind roommate.

>"Hey user, I'm going to the club, can I get a lift? It's not like you're doing anything anyway"
>"Hey! Don't look at my cleavage, I didn't wear this for you. You can look at my feet I guess.
>You want to masturbate to them? Gross... but I don't mind, it won't take long with your premature ejaculation anyway!"
>"It's cute how you still can't look me in the eyes without getting nervous even though we've been living together for so long"
>"Haha! Done already!? Alright, clean yourself up and drop me off at the club!"
>...
>"Thanks for the lift user, don't wait up for me, I probably won't be back tonight!"

I'm not a cuckold though, I don't want a girlfriend or wife like this but a roommate or female friend who does this would be nice... I just really like the denial aspect of it especially with how easily they give up sex to other guys but not me.

it'd be nice to have a slutty room mate that sent me "pity" pics while she went out to hook up with some guy she just met at the club. I just want to be beta and masturbate to the thoughts. She'll always be nice to me and give me headpats before going off and calling me things like "nice" and "sweet" or drunkenly rumbling stuff like "You're really sweet user, other guess would take advantage of me when I'm in a state like this but beta guys like you are the best, I'm glad I can trust you."

I just want to be looked down on by sluts, spat on them, have them step on my balls with their heels, etc. I don't want to have sex with sluts but I think it's hot seeing them dress sexily for other men and getting banged, I just have to imagine it, not watch.

And DESTROYS the subsequent FUNERAL with FACTS, logic and HELLFIRE MISSILES!

nothing since it's assumed you live off the land

kino

Lads

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It's funny how the left throw terms around like "you're on the wrong side of history" or "drag you into the future kicking and screaming", while their policy is taking us 500 years into the past. Just look at this shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=LqY4Z1fTrMc

nah it's just that people with more to lose are more likely to adhere to the status quo

same but I wish I could just turn it on and off at will instead
feelings of companionship, romance, and sexuality on/off

any MMAfags here able to explain exactly how Conor McGregor became so incredibly famous overnight when ufc/cage-fighting had been around for 3 or so decades prior without being anything more than a peripheral niche?

HE WAS VERTICAL

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

Shan't be watching this

just chopped off my bollocks lads

wypipo weren't in sydney 500 years ago?

no you didn't

strategic marketing on social media

lonely

scariest film you've seen lads