/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

>how far north we talkin?
Three territories kind of north

Visited a UNESCO world heritage site today

yukon has whitehorse
other than that mostly inuit/oilworkers

brady looks like the chad meme in this pic LOL

Are there even world heritage sites in the US lol it would require culture

;)

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Jaja que linda
Me gusta

Visited the local mosque with the gf yesterday

are you the guy with a lebanese gf?

nah. just civil war and native american memorials

Yeah

why are you visiting mosques?

Has she wrapped her mena lips around your cock today

i love tierra whack

>tfw no gf

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>Tfw no rapist gf

why is this allowed?

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>tfw no ai gf that will love me unconditionally forever

Muslims go to mosques on Friday

>Vote to ban all handguns in city limits
>Get banned from your job instead
Oi I am laffin

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>I swear I won’t convert guys just a little meaningless visit today haha

Still on the old cucky ucky ucky

you aren't muslim, though, are you?

dont mean to offend anyone, but im drinking a coffee right now

No
I’ve gone with her before and still didn’t convert

how is the reception? are male sandnigs absolutely fuming when you come in?

Me on the right

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Nobody really cares
This is California not Saudi Arabia

Stay woke...

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how disappointing
does everyone love you, then?

He does the shahada every Friday
They adore him

Most people probably don’t care either way
Her family is nice though

U ain’t platinum plus....u ain’t fuckin with us

meow

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Why are you doing it

Miao

Took cute pictures of the parents cat...can share if you need something cute...

please share

I'd rather watch you streaming your own suicide you son of a whore.

doing what?

I like paws
Pretending to be female

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again, I’m not pretending.

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That thumb screams gay male

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down

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Oh Jonne boy

love rob ford
simple as

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Lol he sure loves food

And crack

how so? stop being paranoid, I’m not a gay man.

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

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bitch niggas

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Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish

Someone fucking backed up in to the nice old widowed lady's car last night and didn't leave a note. The side that got hit is completely fucked up and somehow no one heard it.

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finally cleaned my potty
god i don't know how i spew puke like that

;)

dumb incel

I’m a volchad

Rate my gf, /cum/

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Wauuw what a mami
Que lindosa

whos that with her

Footkraut

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nope, just an incel.

why does he wear eye liner

dude SAME

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He looks like a c*Ck

Stay gay and male
Brofist

I wish I was a gay male.
coming inside boys is the hottest thing in pornographic history.

>didn't hear it
>does nothing
You're never going to make Block Captain

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youtube.com/watch?v=gZiss7k74iI

HOW COULD WE NOT TALK ABOUT CG WHEN CG'S ALL THAT WE GOT

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we actually have a neigborhood watch, but the old guy that used to report even the "loud birds" retired off to hawaii

youtube.com/watch?v=9BdsS3jK7no

Why aren't you taking up the mantle?

test

youtu.be/cPtpBfDExl4

>gf throwing a hissyfit because I said teenage girls are more of a handful than boys

>doing it for free

I'd probably take it up if I were a stinky fat weeb neet

good video

doing a think

youtube.com/watch?v=fLwWxXv5Dbk

Fucking explain yourselves YEE YEE

made some ribs and rice

had a fucking weird night out last night, I was basic the only sober one while everyone else went on a full bender. quite a horrible atmosphere

what is the canadian equivalent of the CIA

we should have nuked the south when we had a chance

JTF2

the weird asian fella who watches me take garbage to the bin

CSIS

Let's be a family

thoughts?

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>mom watching a show about some dude who kidnapped a teenage girl and kept her as a sex slave
>be at desk in the other room but can hear it
>start getting a boner
Is it time to off myself? Tbh I haven't jerked off in a couple days since I've been visiting the family

>Is it time to off myself?
didnt bother reading the rest of that post but yes

haha jesus christ bud