I will try to read a sentence in your native language Jow Forums

What matter where, if I be still the same,
And what I should be, all but less than he
Whom thunder hath made greater? Here at least
We shall be free; th' Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure; and, in my choice,
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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>luchshe

kek

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türk milleti gariptir
her lafı kaldırmaz
ibne dersin kızar da
sikersin aldırmaz.

its turkish btw (im a turk on proxy :)))))

Anyone?

Vnimaniye! Vy nakhodites' vozle okhranyayemogo perimetra zony ekologicheskogo bedstviya. Nezakonnoye peresecheniye perimetra vlechet za soboy ugolovnuyu otvetstvennost'! Lyubaya popytka proniknoveniya na okhranyayemuyu territoriyu budet presekat'sya vsemi dostupnymi sredstvami! Patruli imeyut pravo strelyat' bez preduprezhdeniya. Grazhdane! Zona smertel'no opasna. My zashchishchayem ne Zonu ot vas, a vas ot Zony. Ne podvergayte opasnosti svoi zhizni. Ne pytaytes' proniknut' na okhranyayemuyu territoriyu. Ne podvergayte opasnosti svoyu zhizn', i zhizni vashikh blizkikh, radi somnitel'noy vygody.

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very good. do you use google translate for pronunciation?
please do this too
devlet-el bokistanniyah vel ishalliyah vel islamiyyah'ta patlama:250 ölü

>yıl 1880
>yolun selanik'e düşsün
>selanik'e gelip de meşhur xerhanelerine uğramadan olmaz hacum diye düşün.
>xerhane'ye git
>girişte kabadayı kılıklı bir herifle münakaşa yaşa.
>herifin komik bir ismi olsun
>zoraki eline iki akçe tutuştur
>salona gir
>karıları süz
>o an üzerine bir yazgı çöksün
>sebepsizce yürü ve o xerhanenin en çirkin karısını tut kolundan yukarıya çıkar
>"adın ne senin?"
>"zübeydeğe"
>duvarlara çarpa çarpa sik
>sikerken sanki bir imparatorluğun çatırdayan kaburgalarının sesini duy
>farkında olmadan içeriye boşal
>aceleyle donu çekip camdan kaç git

aşşağılık tarihsiz kültürsüz t*rK piçleri kim şanlı semitik ırkı kim.

yeah uhh s is pronounced as sh like in shit and sz is just s like in bus

>very good. do you use google translate for pronunciation?
Thanks, nope I don't use it. Sorry it's too long and i'm on my phone I will try another time when i'm on pc.

thanks

all of them in one shot. rate:
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咪混吉阻住地球轉

are you middle aged woamn

yes, i am an old lady

show wagina beuifuel

how old are you and what do you do on 4chinz

主なる横浜スタヂアムにて迎ひつる中日戰
先發三浦、多く點取られ、打線も勢ひなく、破れけり
スタヂアムに心寄する人の息嘯(おきそ)、いづかたよりか聞こゆる「今年は百たび負けなむ」なる聲
物言はず歸らむとする者のうち、先つ年首位打者なる内川、獨り長椅子にて泣きにけり
WBCにて得し榮冠、喜び、染み返り、さらに何よりも信ずべき輩(ともがら)……
いづれも今の横濱にてえ得まじ

What the hell? When you read Russian you sounds like a native Russian speaker. Compared to the French poster I REALLY didn't heard your accent or something

Wij smachten naar achtentachtig prachtige nachten bij achtentachtig almachtige prachtige grachten.

Na planincah sončece sije, na planincah luštno je!

Not him but Russian is one of the easier accents I got down when learning languages, mostly a case of palatalizing properly to me

Unless you're being sarcastic, I didn't actually listen to it

yawwwn that one was easy get me something hard
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ეხლა, როცა ამ სტრიქონს ვწერ, შუაღამე იწვის, დნება,
სიო, სარკმლით მონაქროლი, ველთა ზღაპარს მეუბნება.

i am 47. my husband and i both have irish heritage so i am connecting with international people.

thanks but this russian is very easy

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Couple of questions
Did you vote for trump
Do you know what pol is
Did reddit send you here

oh wow a genuiune boomer.
t. 21 year old boomer

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yes we voted trump because we got tired of obama
my husband posts on Jow Forums
yes we both posted on reddit before the 2016 election. i still post on reddit but this place gives me a better perspective on the world.

nah my parents are boomers. i am not.
my older son is 21.

Thank you for not just gargling for 10 seconds straight. That is what usually happens.
It was decent. Some pointers: every g - ch need to be more gravely and end in an aspirated schwa.

WHAT *CLAP* THE *CLAP* FUCK *CLAP*

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based 40 year old nigger killing boomer

Glad to see some people understand that niggers are a danger to society

Ah just wanted to make sure you fell in place with the meme

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Mommy how do I get a girlfriend?

Ek hou van groot piel, klein piel, swart piel, alle piele. My naam is OP, en ek is mal vir piel.

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Rate me friend

Li kieku kelli l-ġwienaħ, kieku ma ntir imkien u nibqa' fis-sodda għax jien għażżien.

toh teng ji ki ang ji kao

> every g - ch need to be more gravely
thanks. so, choking, even more??

it will just happened one day. stop worrying about that.

Blb vlk pln žbrnd zdrhl hrd z mlh Brd skrz vrch Smrk v čtvrť srn Krč

It's like a 'K' which you blow air past. Your uvula fill flap and do most of the work.

will*

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W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie

This is why Polish should use cyrillic

ok i was wrong then. i thought that sound is made farther in your throat.
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You'd fool me. I'd say you're 80% there. Fine tuning can only be reasonably expected through exposure. Noice.

thank you sweetie. of course that's easier when you just vocaroo yourself and concentrate on a single sound at a time. actually speaking is a whole different story. but it is at least something. since i learned about the IPA alphabet i can actually think about how a certain sound is made. that's the only way for adults.

erev tov lechol yekirii ani hayom omed laharog et at'zmi, hahaiim haelle lo shavim klom. zian batac'at