Umm goys, is the SEC about to anally rape us all tomorrow? I'm going to lose all my money, aren't I?

Neets are Venture Capitalists

>it's for the protection of the people who actually work for a living

Yes hand everything to daddy gubment, they should choose what you can or not do.

It doesnt matter, US can see the light or not, crypto wont be stopped by SEC

Looks like ETH is trending downward now (12h).

Itll go down but remember the previous SEC fud threads...
The best way to deal with it is to NOT PANIC SELL and not do the meme tether tactic. Double down and buy when the shaky hands sell.

If ETH collapses down to 500, im buying hard. You saw how quickly it ran to 800...

This. Being a working class burger is real fucking gay.

Is this why everything is taking a dive??

this. If accredited investor status was to protect investors, there would be a limit to how many lottery tickets I could buy. there would be a limit to how much I could gamble at a casino. but there isnt.

Sec will say it a security. The question is if they carve out some special rules or exceptions for crypto

When have boomers ever been known to fuck anyone over user get realistic

I care not what a bunch of faggots say.

What is going in? Can someone fill me in? I've been on vacation for a week

> No Crypto for Burgers
> banned from all exchange.

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come here big guy

>Burgers thinking their country set the standards for the rest of the world like if they have been internationally relevant since the end of the 80's

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YES

Poor americans as if being the designated goyship wasn't enough

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>here I pretend my trashy song is deep and full of meaning

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>yfw tether is a security too

USGay is the entire world

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Priced in.

gay

kekd so hard at this

I don't understand why the SEC classifying ETH as a security is a bad thing. Please explain

ETH will be banned from American exchanges.
Americans will be banned from any exchange where ETH is traded. (All of them)

If they do then I don't care. I will just not pay taxes then while transferring everything to wallets/coin mixing as a capital loss, until the future when I can report those wallet gains as new investments.

This and most modern governments are criminal against the common people. At least in China you can pay off clurks and tax men.

the boomies are coming for their pound of flesh! Satoshi knew this would happen and structured BTC accordingly. BTC is not a security

NO user YOU CAN'T HAVE WHAT YOU WANT!
THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AN YOU MUST RESPECT THE GOVERNMENT MAKING YOU LESS FREE!

XRP is 100% fucked while ETH is only 90% fucked

Kikes gonna kike. Nothing new. I can't wait till we completely leave their system of centralized control on all fronts of society.

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So what do you guys think is gonna happen tomorrow? Red seas all over and pink wojaks

if it's a security Crypto is unironically done
if it isn't then expect bullrun

expect a lot of young people to get their first taste of the boomer. Expect plenty of rage, threats and questions about leaving America to continue trading ETH/XRP. Expect some conversation about the jewish problem and if they were involved in the bans.

Wrong. It only means decentralized exchanges will explode while corporate exchanges close their doors (in the USA).

that’s not how it works kiddo. Boomers passed laws after 9/11 so that banks and payment processors have to monitor any suspicious transactions. This will simply include crypto profits after these coins are rightfully defined as securities. Prepare to get boomied :)

>Coinbase dies
>the way poeple in the US get into crypto
>the US is the largest economy
>implying barring them from entry won't kill crypti

OWS made the kike banking mafia evident. This will cause a full out war against those rotten rats.

>Amerifats barred from ICOs
>ICOs die
oh wait

Wishful thinking. There will be some media coverage for maybe like a week tops and then everyone will forget.

>implying ICOs are on the same level as LITERALLY EVERYTHING

Protip faggots put 10% of portfolio in EOS before Monday. If crypto becomes a security, only centralized jewery like EOS will succeed. The only possible hedge against the Semitic Exchange Commission

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too bad I'm just hodling until fiat dies :^)

>vitalik will be asked to work with a new commission/taskforce for crypto regulation
>all declared securities tokens will move to a certain blockchain or their own or crumble/legal issues
>erc20 tokens will be moved to new cleansed fork, gain traction with the help of coinbase who will also be leading this effort
>he will admit again that he feels eth is overvalued

worse case scenario really

>implying you're a retard

This good for crypto

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>>he will admit again that he feels eth is overvalued

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>Implying the world revolves around your country
Coinbase will just operate outside of the USA, besides people don't use coinbase as much anymore

>implying the world doesn't revolve around the US
kek

so if ETH is declared a security and I, as a burger, am already holding 50 of then what does that mean?

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>americans thinking they're relevant
This is a good thing, it will eliminate all of the weak, fat burger hands

It doesn't, there's plenty of overseas exchanges that allow you to buy and trade. Every smart burger (not very much of them) is already using an overseas exchange to prevent getting fucked with taxes.

you go to jail

Well said user.

It unironically is. Crypto's value will no longer be tied to muttbucks

wrong.

Written like a little boy

How does an overseas exchange help prevent getting taxed? Wouldn't you get fucked anyway?

trustnodes.com/2018/05/06/big-day-eth-secs-chairman-already-stated-ethereum-not-security

until an official statement comes out it's nothing

Tfw in my bank application
>Blockchain asstets management consultant
W..who do you work for user ?
Classified. My contracts have strong NDAs. Not a joke.

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That doesn't say what you think it means.

If there were serious risk of this killing the price people would already be selling like mad

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Genuine retard

Remember when choyna banned btc?

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This is 100% to make people panic sell so that they can buy more.

Suddenly when they don't need to buy anymore ethereum somehow won't be a security.

You guys really think this is going to be a long lasting decision when people like goldman sachs are starting to get into this now.

It's amazing how transparent this manipulation is yet it will most likely work.

rofl south korea has more money in crypto than all of USA, burgers thinking theyre the whole world again.USA will only get left behind if that happens

they wont take our coins

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This why the market down hell yeah means I get to go ALL IN on bad news can not fucking wait. Actually might go all in today in a few hours because market anticipating bad news and I'm gonna capitalize on the masses emotions.

Pretty much. By making ERC20 coins a security they stifle innovation of dApps in the USA. Asia will then become the leaders of dApp and blockchain development.
The future will be scary if this happens, especially if big brother loving china gets the lead.

Why does America ruin everything for its people.

Rip poker
Rip Icos
Rip crypto

It’s the fucking kikes and their bullshit as usual

what does it mean that they define it as a security? practically speaking?

people cant take part in ICOs but anything else?

I'll just use a proxy to buy/sell crypto then. Probably won't even sell because the dip will be very short lived and followed by a rocketing up once people realize this ends the constant USA FUD and guarantees Goldman Sachs is going to be entering the market off the backs of US normies. Kind of sad how transparent the manipulation will be.

t. boot licker

>I have two choices: take a giant loan out, a one-way ticket. or get a corporate career and save up. Both are bullshit. The accredited investor bullshit is not for my protection. It's so the rich can continually get richer because they know even the middle and low class are just as capable of succeeding as they are, so they mark up barriers and threaten passage with legal action. Prosperity and freedom my ass.
been thinking this for a long time. we are in the same spot. im about to just go all in on link and say fuck it our backs are up against a wall what are we to do

How, famalam? they can’t just pick who wins and loses, if they’re gonna say one thing’s a security they have to say everything is a security. If they pick the latter then they’re gonna have the next American Civil War or even WWIII on their hands. How would they even enforce it? What can they really do?

I don´t fear. Even if worst case happens and SEC declares ETH and all ETH-based tokens as securities, this will not harm other cryptos.

I have a widespread portfolio and some cryptos will prevail.
The crypto-market as a whole has develeoped far beyond the point a government can afford to totally ban it on a long term.
On a long term even the normies will learn, that the blockchain-technology is the future of doing payments in this century.

asia is already the leader

Burgers think they matter in crypto. Kek.

Call me when Korea, China or Japan have some news.

Crypto is not as big as you think user... The kikes will try to nip it in the bud if it benefits them.

What time tomorrow is this SEC meeting supposed to happane?

The shadow government and deep state are still pulling the strings. Europe isn't looking too good either now is it? Muslims flowing in like no tomorrow. Trump can only do so much. Theresa May is deep state. Feel for every country affected by all this bullshit. Eventually it has to end.

>try
They're too late

there wont be one

Looking for this too

This

You racist goyim thought you will just get rich at no cost? You thought you could circumvent the system leaving all the accredited investors and (((them))) behind you? You thought you will just use your money as you please without being (((protected)))?

If (((they))) get pissed off enough they will ban any bank-crypto exchange interaction thus claiming all your gains as illegal/money laundering. And since all the exchanges aren't government-approved it's gonna be very easy for them to do that, so any crypto gains in the not so distant future may be on pair with money from drug dealing etc

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>Our guy will not let us down.

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Something is going on because ETC is up 11% and ETH is down -3%. Hmm...