Be American

>be American
>piss against a tree
>now you have to do the sex offenders shuffle
Literally can’t make this shit up

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Europe should be gassed for degeneracy. Don’t be a nudist in public you freak.

Nice

>I protect my police state on Jow Forums!

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>if you piss you are a freak

Europe is a police state against white people. Here we know to shoot niggers
>Implying that pissing in public isn’t something a freak would do

here no one gets shot, fernandez

>public drinking is illegal
Truly the land of the free

Not in new Orleans, Vegas, or any hotel that allows it on their property

stage 1. denial

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Almost all of those being beat are niggers or druggies. It's good they're being beaten.

>prostitution is illegal
>can't buy alcohol until 21 years old
>totally invigilated by their goverment
land of the free indeed
>police brutality is ok because it happens to people i don't like
what with liberty and justice for all?

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Why aren't you gassed slav?

because unlike you i don't live in a 3rd world shithole
stay fucking mad monolingual cunt

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haahahah avoiding the question by insulting the poster. classic american response

>by american
>just turned 18
>bang my 17 yo gf, to celebrate
>get arrested and sent to jail
>while in jail my now 18 yo gf, has conjugal visits with me
>mfw this is all possible

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you to would be mad if you lived in a litteral 3rd world country and your parents mutilated your dick at birth
don't be too hard on him

the denial is strong in this shartmartian

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She looks like a druggie. No sympathy

no fucking way

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why the fuck not
i thought you lived in a free country

what the fuck

>Police is there to protect society and the people
>Beats you up

Don't forget that you get the same sentence as someone who raped a 2 y.o.

bootlicker

its not retard

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If you want to act like a nigger then so be it, police deserve to beat you for being a criminal scum

>collect rain water
>get beat to death

Leave Americans alone. They are humans beings.

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Do not flush the paper.

Our country is shit due to kikes and their nigger and Mexican and Freemason goyim pets.

A good percentage of Amerimutts are wannabe kike troll creatures. All the churches in America are corrupt because of this.

What is this meme?

>be american
>cant drink a beer until 21
>get flown 8000 miles away to get shot at by farmers at 18
>land of the free

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I'm Nick Smith and I'm here to plea
That you better go inside to pee
I'm a good guy, I'm sure you'll find
I'm a real philosopher who will blow your mind
But I couldn't hold my bladder
Now I'm a registered sex offender!

Ban Alcohol, it corrupts the mind

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>anyone over 25 can run for house of reps
>most house of reps candidates are unopposed

how so?
the age of consent is a state law, state prisons allow conjugal visit, 18 is the aoc in a lot of states.
unless im missing something

He means you could go to jail because just a day earlier if you fucked her you wouldn't be in trouble

>Almost all of those being beat are niggers or druggies. It's good they're being beaten.

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That doesn't even rhyme

>He thinks he has free speech

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At least he has it on paper. We don't even have a real First Amendment in this nanny state where it's illegal to view porn of women with A-cup tits.

>sex offenders shuffle
Good shit clogman

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Is this real?
What other things you don't have?

Somebody has escaped his containment board, back to faggot

Also what's source on pic? Bunch of random people recreating the super bowl shuffle?

He can't view 2D loli without getting v&.