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they have some decent songs. don't get the weird hostility towards them. wouldn't rate them anywhere near my favourite artists personally. but they're alright.

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post em lads

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mark, why did you pretend to be a sheikh

HAT

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my only knowledge of the state of Idaho is that they grow potatoes
I first learn this fact from biggie saying "peel more skins than Idaho potato" on his legendary choon 'who shot ya'
youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yQwQtSN7M

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not mark.

>Greatest state in the world
>First place on the planet to give women voting rights, kickstarting the beginning of the end of Western civilization
How about you stick that dildo shaped state up your ass, cowboy?

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youtu.be/q48woj_8Dtk?t=36m15s

imagine unironicaly listening to nigger music

loneliness can drive you into insanity, schizophrenia and finally suicide

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creasing at the thought of russians listening to stewart lee

>gif

fuck off

hate stewart lee sorry
he was right about skins though

There's definitely me and some other lad(s) that posts art hoes although I have very few on my phone so I can't at the moment. But I definitely don't post snail mail pics.

Anyway I'm still in fucking Charlottesville, its doing my nut in being in Virginia but today I kinda overslept and the lad I'm staying with offered to go out with him so I just did that instead. Tomorrow I go back on the road and I can't wait to see where I end up.

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on step 1 atm

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cokelad here i just found out a girl who i thought was a casual acquaintance who i porked a few weeks ago after knowing her for about 3 hours was actually being chased relentlessly by my mate and they know each other from years back and i can tell how fucking mad he is about it even though i had no idea and he knows that. my chad levels know no bounds

the first place in the world to give women voting rights was new zealand according to the museum of london

but why is a different country allowing women to vote included in the 'timeline of london history' within the museum of london?

i still don't know myself

>too clever to be funny

What did he say about it?

what's happening with the police and that escort from work? have you got a court date or has it been dropped?

>Hey user... you look lonely.. come join us!
That's not how women work, they're only interested in guys that are already socialized and popular.

What's it called when a dog wipes its anus on the carpet? I personally call that a Scotland

It's interesting how fucking smug his fanbase are and oblivious they are to the fact him mocking them isn't ironic.

standard.co.uk/stayingin/tvfilm/stewart-lee-content-provider-cerebral-standup-for-people-who-can-think-and-laugh-at-the-same-time-a3898111.html

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>ewwwww you dont even have snapchat?

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he basically said something like it's an old people's fantasy of what being a teenager is like

The chebs gf

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i pled guilty to cocaine possession but not guilty to harrassment so they be having a trial in a magistrates court at the end of september. gives me a few more months of having a clean record to move into a new job with no baggage

are bennies birthday is tommorow lads

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Absolute shit taste.

How did you get hard?

my first year at uni was a traumatising experiecne

i am watching chicken run
didnt know it was an english film

would a telepath be able to see through the eyes of other animals?

in russia woman do virgin walk xddddd

>1896
>1893
...huh, whaddayaknow.

BEADY
DUMB
ANGLO
SCUM

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how so

got the binoculars out to look at mars and it looks like a disk not a point of light, cool

same
still have nightmares about all of it

Why is replacing white people the default position of every western government?

kept trying to socialise and be normal but had no idea how to
I didn't even know what snapchat was

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whites are genetically more intelligent than africans

is it even anything? last time this happened it still looked like a small fucking star. cba to go outside to look at that

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True

Ah yes a hunter gatherer

because whites don't have enough kids to sustain things
(nb: the whites who do have kids actually do have enough, the problem is that there's lots of white people who don't have kids at all)

Jews and East Asians are genetically more intelligent than Whites.

are you still working at the same place seeing her every day kek? what'd you reckon will happen if they find you guilty?
coke possession is minor but i heard if the police even ask for your name in the street and see you've got previous for class A possession then you get strip searched every time

the goal lifestyle

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it's definitely red

i dont get it

Why is this a problem?
Why do you need to have children?

Explain this then

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idaho is only a state though
nz was the first country

have to check later then. still looks like it's 4pm here

Justice finds every drugrunt

women are feeble creatures with small brains

Can't help noticing how every show he does includes whining about a younger more successful comedian.

pensions

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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When the chimes end, pick up your gun. Try and shoot me, Colonel, just try...

youtube.com/watch?v=J84FPJAb7rM

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druggy degenerates should be imprisoned for a minimum of 10 years

Just cut the pensions

no she got moved at her own request. thats one of the things i plan to bring up as to how a company wouldnt see fit to fire someone supposedly guilty of what she says. i also have her on video doing some pretty nasty stuff which i hope to god i amk allowed to play to her family (and i hope they attend) to prove she did in fact work as a prostitute which according to her police statements was part of some sort of wierd thing i made up to upset her. god youd think id bve worried but i cant fucking WAIT

Anime...

Detroit needs more diversity
it is like 80% black

what kind of a spacker would want an art hoe gf

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It's cos they do interviews where they proclaim Lee to be an inspiration yet their comedy is nothing likes his.

just learnt how to edit, cut and splice 16mm and 35mm film lads

Gave it some thought this morning: I have been raped in the past.
I had a drunk woman in my bed. I kept telling her 'no', but she kept trying to get my soft cock in her. She then managed to get it hard and got it in.

If I were a woman I'd be rolling in damages

feel like battering a new zealander lads

based
weird creeps btfo

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was having a light discussion on racism with the lads in the pub earlier
for some reason i came out with
>white people have a higher iq than black people on average and it's a simple as that
think it surprised them a bit at first and they were a bit taken aback
but after thinking about it, they all said i was pretty much right

hate grime
love uk hip hop
simple as

youtu.be/PTOSvEX-YeY

Jesus you're a piece of work.

is trash!

they agreed with you because you're a fucking autist

enjoy not being invited owt again aspie