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July 29, 2018 - 03:42
Don't come to Japan.Tokyo is a radiation zone.
July 29, 2018 - 03:51
おや大変
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July 29, 2018 - 03:57
if you come to Japan.you get radiation sick.
July 29, 2018 - 03:58
この太陽の顔は自分の便秘顔そのもの
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July 29, 2018 - 03:59
なんという差別主義者顔なんでしょう!
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July 29, 2018 - 04:00
オーストラリアでは海で発生した台風が 沿岸の街を襲ったりしないんですか?
July 29, 2018 - 04:01
How do I learn Japanese in one week thanks
July 29, 2018 - 04:04
>tfw it's around 30C outside during the day
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July 29, 2018 - 04:04
今日のランチはそうめん つけ汁は具だくさん 肉が欲しいところ
July 29, 2018 - 04:05
ギク..バレた 東側と北西はそうかも、ここはへいき
July 29, 2018 - 04:06
Do you notice other people's body odor when it's so hot? I hear that people in colder regions have stronger body odor.
July 29, 2018 - 04:07
will the radiation make my dick grow bigger?
July 29, 2018 - 04:14
陽気で屈強な意眠がいっぱい入ってくればおまえら痔ゃっぷは終わり、プ 二本ジん女性も部サイクで陰湿で短小チビでキョ尺体質な痔ゃっポスを捨ててみんな意眠にいく 陰キャ痔ゃっポスは隅っこで苛められて根絶するだろうね、笑
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July 29, 2018 - 04:18
やったねハエちゃん IPが増えるよ
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July 29, 2018 - 04:20
no. it will make your dick glow in the dark.
July 29, 2018 - 04:26
i can make your dick grow.
July 29, 2018 - 04:28
No, unless "refuse" is being used as a noun (which means trash).
Actually I think it does work.
July 29, 2018 - 04:30
you can memorize all the hiragana in a week. and that's probably it.
July 29, 2018 - 04:30
I'm sorry for a bad attitude against you all Actually I love Japan and Japanese Please forgive me :_(
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July 29, 2018 - 04:33
Time to commit sudoku to regain your honor
July 29, 2018 - 04:34
Like "I'll make a thread for you to dispose of"?
July 29, 2018 - 04:38
poke your eyeballs and never use internet again
July 29, 2018 - 04:38
Good job, Ohtani!
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July 29, 2018 - 04:39
wes will never forgive you die now, monkey!
July 29, 2018 - 04:43
just post your cute eyes please
July 29, 2018 - 04:44
you really should stop using Jow Forums someday you will destroy your life by posting something fatal like death threats to other posters
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July 29, 2018 - 04:48
why would i threaten anyone? i love you all!
July 29, 2018 - 04:52
more like "i'll make a new thread for trash" so you are making this new thread for trash, whatever or whoever those/they may be, funny
July 29, 2018 - 04:56
not necessarily death threat per se you may post something you shouldn't and regret later like this girl
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July 29, 2018 - 04:57
>trash, whatever or whoever those/they may be that's offensive(´・ω・`)
July 29, 2018 - 04:58
i'm not worried about that because everyone here likes me
July 29, 2018 - 05:00
>everyone here likes me where and how and when did you get that idea???
July 29, 2018 - 05:02
why would people hate me the only ones that don't like me are racists that think i'm korean but they're just annoyed and don't really hate me
July 29, 2018 - 05:08
i don't like you because you post dic pics pretending they are yours. I don't like liars.
July 29, 2018 - 05:10
oh wait, that's a girl? i always thought it was a cute man, i can totally see it being a girl as well though, would date desu
July 29, 2018 - 05:11
it was mine but the people got mad at me for posting it and said i'm a pervert now you say the opposite... wtf
July 29, 2018 - 05:13
user you need to stop posting, shut down the computer and go take a walk outside
July 29, 2018 - 05:13
She is a girl. She looks like a man due to her sexual orientation and lack of decent education and career.
July 29, 2018 - 05:16
not until somebody posts oc of their single eyelid eyes
July 29, 2018 - 05:19
user i'm fairly sure all humans only have one pair of eyelids, unlike some birds on another hand >sexual orientation and lack of decent education and career i'm not quite sure how these factors might contribute directly to her not looking like a girl, i suppose indirectly they very well could
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July 29, 2018 - 05:23
Can anyone recommend a paper dictionary? I'd ask in Jap but "紙の辞書を勧める?" is all I could come up with.
July 29, 2018 - 05:24
The person pasting the picture of a certain person every time is morbid
July 29, 2018 - 05:24
you mean japanese-english?
July 29, 2018 - 05:24
A J-J dictionary, a J-E dictionary, or an E-J dictionary?
Do you want a dictionary of grammar, kanji, or words?
July 29, 2018 - 05:25
the person who's reacting to the pic is probably the one in it.
July 29, 2018 - 05:28
The person posting the picture of the same person every time is you
July 29, 2018 - 05:29
キジも鳴かねば撃たれまいに
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July 29, 2018 - 05:29
>certain ah but isn't this part of the sentence just fine? to me it seems so. seems like a sentence to me
July 29, 2018 - 05:32
The same is true of the picture of 松井 and DeathThreat.png
July 29, 2018 - 05:33
>certain not when she should and can be specific
July 29, 2018 - 05:33
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July 29, 2018 - 05:34
内容がおかしい 特定の個人の画像を貼り付けるのは日本では個人情報保護法違反の犯罪です 彼は日本人ではありません
July 29, 2018 - 05:35
I am visiting Japan on the 3rd of January and will stay for 2 and a half weeks. I will be visiting Osaka, Takiyama, Kyoto, Hiroshima, and Tokyo and have learnt a few basic phrases from anime.
Will I get called a baka gaijin?
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July 29, 2018 - 05:35
No. You will be simply called "gaijin" because "baka gaijin" is a redundant phrase
July 29, 2018 - 05:37
>Will I get called a baka gaijin? Not to your face but they will call you a baka gaijin behind your back
July 29, 2018 - 05:37
>baka that's for emphasis.
July 29, 2018 - 05:38
ok time to explain the joke I'm implying all foreigners are stupid, so saying "gaijin" alone is enough
July 29, 2018 - 05:39
as in "specific person"? i suppose that is fine as well but "certain someone" is a common expression based
July 29, 2018 - 05:39
>Takiyama are you jew? i've heard there's a museum of a japanese diplomat who issued a visa to jews trying to leave europe.
July 29, 2018 - 05:39
B-but I'm a good respectful tourist who won't stick his chopsticks in the rice.
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July 29, 2018 - 05:40
No, I'm going cause it's supposed to be very pretty and I wanna stay in a traditional Japanese house for 3 days.
It was funny cause Japs only usually stay for 2 so the lady on the phone said "OooOOooOo"
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July 29, 2018 - 05:42
You should stick your chopsticks in the rice, clap your hands twice and bow
Also record it on your phone so when someone reacts to it you can post it on youtube
July 29, 2018 - 05:42
「YOUは何しにきたの?」 「(insert anything here)」 Then they will call you "baka gaijin" in the inside.
July 29, 2018 - 05:43
I will also dab and roundhouse kick old men. Baka. I accept my fate.
July 29, 2018 - 05:45
You are talking about Hida-Takayama? And staying at a thatched cottage?
July 29, 2018 - 05:46
get out here, grammar nazi and the incompetent person who occupy the board
July 29, 2018 - 05:47