Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Don't come to Japan.Tokyo is a radiation zone.


気温は?

台風一過
とてもあつぅいですよ

temperature? it is 1700℃

おや大変

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お陰様でゴーヤは無事でした
ありがとうございました

if you come to Japan.you get radiation sick.

この太陽の顔は自分の便秘顔そのもの

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なんという差別主義者顔なんでしょう!

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オーストラリアでは海で発生した台風が
沿岸の街を襲ったりしないんですか?

良かったね( ・∇・)

How do I learn Japanese in one week thanks

>tfw it's around 30C outside during the day

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今日のランチはそうめん
つけ汁は具だくさん
肉が欲しいところ

ギク..バレた
東側と北西はそうかも、ここはへいき

Do you notice other people's body odor when it's so hot?
I hear that people in colder regions have stronger body odor.

watch animu

Not really

will the radiation make my dick grow bigger?

陽気で屈強な意眠がいっぱい入ってくればおまえら痔ゃっぷは終わり、プ
二本ジん女性も部サイクで陰湿で短小チビでキョ尺体質な痔ゃっポスを捨ててみんな意眠にいく
陰キャ痔ゃっポスは隅っこで苛められて根絶するだろうね、笑

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やったねハエちゃん
IPが増えるよ

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経ケツ撒き散らし子っ気やめろっつってんだよ線パン紋キー
youtube.com/watch?v=ewPJ5dz_-vw

Does "for refuse" work?

no. it will make your dick glow in the dark.

i can make your dick grow.

post eyes

No, unless "refuse" is being used as a noun (which means trash).

Actually I think it does work.

you can memorize all the hiragana in a week.
and that's probably it.

ugly松井chon猿ww

perth住みのオージーかな?

I'm sorry for a bad attitude against you all
Actually I love Japan and Japanese
Please forgive me :_(

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Time to commit sudoku to regain your honor

for trash
(´・c_・`)

post eyes

Like "I'll make a thread for you to dispose of"?

poke your eyeballs and never use internet again

Good job, Ohtani!

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wes will never forgive you
die now, monkey!

just post your cute eyes please

おーたーにさーん!!(∩´∀`)∩

you really should stop using Jow Forums
someday you will destroy your life by posting something fatal
like death threats to other posters

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チャイナ・ショック来るか!

why would i threaten anyone?
i love you all!

i wouldn't mind that

more like "i'll make a new thread for trash" so you are making this new thread for trash, whatever or whoever those/they may be, funny

not necessarily death threat per se
you may post something you shouldn't and regret later
like this girl

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>trash, whatever or whoever those/they may be
that's offensive(´・ω・`)

i'm not worried about that because everyone here likes me

>everyone here likes me
where and how and when did you get that idea???

why would people hate me
the only ones that don't like me are racists that think i'm korean
but they're just annoyed and don't really hate me

i don't like you because you post dic pics pretending they are yours.
I don't like liars.

oh wait, that's a girl? i always thought it was a cute man, i can totally see it being a girl as well though, would date desu

>girl

it was mine but the people got mad at me for posting it and said i'm a pervert
now you say the opposite... wtf

user you need to stop posting, shut down the computer and go take a walk outside

She is a girl. She looks like a man due to her sexual orientation and lack of decent education and career.

not until somebody posts oc of their single eyelid eyes

user i'm fairly sure all humans only have one pair of eyelids, unlike some birds on another hand
>sexual orientation and lack of decent education and career
i'm not quite sure how these factors might contribute directly to her not looking like a girl, i suppose indirectly they very well could

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Can anyone recommend a paper dictionary? I'd ask in Jap but "紙の辞書を勧める?" is all I could come up with.

The person pasting the picture of a certain person every time is morbid

you mean japanese-english?

A J-J dictionary, a J-E dictionary, or an E-J dictionary?

Do you want a dictionary of grammar, kanji, or words?

>pasting
>certain
>morbid

try again

人のレスにかぶせてくるの止めてください

the person who's reacting to the pic is probably the one in it.

イヤだ

The person posting the picture of the same person every time is you

キジも鳴かねば撃たれまいに

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今日も醜女とやりたいな

big if true

that is no sence

だまってIPの数が増えるの見てればいいのにね

しこめらぶきのと

Hey(丙)
サンキュー

>certain
ah but isn't this part of the sentence just fine? to me it seems so.
seems like a sentence to me

The same is true of the picture of 松井 and DeathThreat.png

>certain
not when she should and can be specific

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内容がおかしい
特定の個人の画像を貼り付けるのは日本では個人情報保護法違反の犯罪です
彼は日本人ではありません

I am visiting Japan on the 3rd of January and will stay for 2 and a half weeks. I will be visiting Osaka, Takiyama, Kyoto, Hiroshima, and Tokyo and have learnt a few basic phrases from anime.

Will I get called a baka gaijin?

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醜女s' savior m(._.)m

No. You will be simply called "gaijin" because "baka gaijin" is a redundant phrase

>Will I get called a baka gaijin?
Not to your face but they will call you a baka gaijin behind your back

>baka
that's for emphasis.

ok time to explain the joke
I'm implying all foreigners are stupid, so saying "gaijin" alone is enough

as in "specific person"? i suppose that is fine as well but "certain someone" is a common expression
based

>Takiyama
are you jew? i've heard there's a museum of a japanese diplomat who issued a visa to jews trying to leave europe.

B-but I'm a good respectful tourist who won't stick his chopsticks in the rice.

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i got that.

hopefully

No, I'm going cause it's supposed to be very pretty and I wanna stay in a traditional Japanese house for 3 days.

It was funny cause Japs only usually stay for 2 so the lady on the phone said "OooOOooOo"

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You should stick your chopsticks in the rice, clap your hands twice and bow

Also record it on your phone so when someone reacts to it you can post it on youtube

You are a Chinese boy.

「YOUは何しにきたの?」
「(insert anything here)」
Then they will call you "baka gaijin" in the inside.

I will also dab and roundhouse kick old men.
Baka.
I accept my fate.

You are talking about Hida-Takayama?
And staying at a thatched cottage?

get out here, grammar nazi and the incompetent person who occupy the board

オーケー(´・ω・`)