Give me memes about Danes

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Yes

lol

:)

rööööööööö

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*cough cough*
RÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

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>skåne flag
Literally no one cares about Skåne.
Doubt most people know it used to be Danish.

Accurate

soyboy damage control

Seeeeething

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t. muhammed

>danes start drinking during childhood
truely our best allies

The only meme I know is mocking their language, which has a really complex sound inventory. Because of that, Danish children even start speaking later than children with other native languages.

todayilearned.co.uk/2010/11/05/danish-children-speak-later-than-others/

looks like a computer science teacher i had

School janitor was a fatter versionm of that

youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk

Why do people see Danes as brainlets and shit?

alcoholic dude weed lmao pig farmers

Because Swedes are shit at making memes

no

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Both Norway and Denmark agrees that the Swedes are the brainlets.

Memes? Dude, danes are literal trash.
This clip is from a documentary series called Grotesco, where as the title says, they go around finding the most grotesc people in scandinavia.
youtube.com/watch?v=fJBtV_S8c1c
This is how some danish families live.

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Maybe, but we have contributed miles more to science, medicine and art than both Denmark and Norway combined

cosindering our disadvantages compared to you (half population, no natural ressources to draw upon and interact with), I would say we are equal to sweden in that regard. Norway however, is completely useless, so ofcourse you have contributed more than us combined

t. dane

Lol. Nobody gives a shit what you do in your irrelevant whining club

Totally not satire

The fact that you think it's satire only proves my point

Kind of yes. They are not that well represented in Jow Forums so there's not that much for memes either. Finland is even more irrelevant, but theres memes about finland everywhere. On the other hand we make lots of memes on banter purposes so naturally that bounces back.

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SKÄLL

Historically your population was equally large/small as ours

wof

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I wouldn't say brainlets, but if I had to rank the Scandinavian countries without patriotic bias it would probably be

Färöarna>>Denmark>>>>>>>>>>>>>Norway>Sweden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Åland and Swedish speaking Finland

Danes are the pinnacle of Western culture and civilization. Swedes and Norweigans are too arrogant and tightly wound, Sweden also has the Cuckholm region which is fucked beyond repair at this point.

t. Scania mutt

Found the dane that lives in Sweden

>IKEA MOTHERFUCKER

He's a Scanian whose ancestors somehow survived the genocide

Småland actually, but I don't expect Cuckholmers to know where that is.

disgusting snapphanar

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If I was a Dane I would never move to Sweden.

I have relatives from Småland too, and I'm not from Stockholm.

based. I like how they almost blood-eagled snapphanar

only guy from småland i know besides Emil

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wait isn't Annie Lööf from Småland too?

wohohohohhoho no no no

The danish army burned all of Småland and when we asked Cuckholm for help no one came, instead you raised the taxes and centralized power around your faggot court in Cuckholm. We could not stand for the injustices you imposed upon us.

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shut the fuck up ya fag most of the soldiers in the Livgarde were from Småland, I have ancestors that served in the King's bodyguard and most Smålänningar were loyal as fuck to the crown

My mom was an extra when the Emil movies were shot in Mariannelund

and she was the main star of my porn movie lmao dude

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I'm actually scanian several generations back, desu with you senpai

anyone who bullies denmark will get punched out

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>den jævla svensken som tror han er så innmari morsom

Posters like this, makes me self hate

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fuck jer svenskere jeg er fra skåne og vi knebber jeres mor hver fucking dag mand

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based

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baste

I agree about science but not medicine and art. We contribute far more to medicine than you by way of the multiple large bio-tech companies we have.

Blessed thread. Denmark is top tier. Terribly boring landscape though.

:)

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Wow fuck both Sw*des and D*nes, STOP FUCKING BULLYING US

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>Find+the+source+and+remove+it
hm

now this IS EPIC!

Who the fuck cared

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