/brit/

Going to wank to shadman

sucking a fucking nigger
any of you cracka ass motherfuckers got a problem wi' dat?

But it's Sabbath today!

early morning after the night out choon

youtube.com/watch?v=oTj1XZVQXaA

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Not an ounce of irony in anything I have written, you fidgety yank

Listen Grandpa, we use metric now. The fuck outta here with your "ounces" and shit.

do you speak muslim

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Life is just a bitch, a bitch is like a ho
Hoes want the money, money come and goes
Friends turn to foes, foes they be fake
If you listen when ya old head talkin' you'll be straight

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I don't either, used it as an expression. Sometimes I feel disgusted with myself that I have to speak English but it is what it is.

Letter from an unknown pooman

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sucking a nigger lads

*walks towards you*

>backtracking this hard

I come to you once again a broken man. Need the PDF of a book called "reality transurfing" lads. Don't know to pay for it. I know you're good at hacking.

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You should check this four quite to be honest

get over yessen

need a chubby gf with big tits

*Don't want to pay for it

Ill never be able to escape this non-white shithole.

Good

dl4.libgen.io/get.php?md5=5AB66EFC3085FA23D571A270854683C1&key=GV2PCF7O4IQUYQFT
here
now answer, do you speak muslim?

haha dayum
czechd

Don't wear Gucci
Don't wear Prada

Good lad.

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Wtf I love Americans now. Thank you dude.
Yes, I do speak Arabic.

She was one freaky bitch
Masturbating with a banana

goat body type

spoiler that hog

>doesn't take his shirt off when he's on the toilet
yikes

>it actually worked

Damn, gotta be ONE in a million chance.

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need a large breasted conventionally attractive gf who wears almost no clothes when she goes out

tinder. or, as i like to call it, “hog hunt”

fantastic body, post more mate

lmao dis nigga look like that stabby bot from futurama, check this 8

*gives you a GF with the most ridiculously flat ass haha*

I bet you like flat chests, don't you? You absolute nonce.

I gotchu.

Not until you check these repeating digits.

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she left me cos I didn't get a flight to china

Unironically owe you one my dude. Consider you have an ally in Thailand

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Had another dream I was being fucked by a hung tranny Maria callas lads

spoiler this braphog

you might be a bender mate

/thicc/

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Small breasts are superior because they won't be saggy deflated balloons when you get older. They also won't give you back problems. There's nothing superior about big breasts

>watch british police procedural
>cops don't shoot anyone or even pull out a gun the whole episode

wtf

cant stand whores that think they know shiet bout the game just cause they've sucked a coke dealers dick

holy fuckkkkk get lost thot

hm

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t. has never played with large cheebs before

I knew these people while you were still had your nose in books

dumbass whore

we have a legal system that separates the roles of judge judy and executioner

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had Sichuan hotpot last night with Baijiu and this is literally me for the past hour

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I swear they’re not allowed to discriminate and it’s all about your a levels
If the blacks aren’t getting the a levels they shouldn’t get in simple as send the bill

> hurr big boobies lmao
Grow up

must be nice

nah we need more black people in oxford

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Why do the unis have interviews and stuff if it's just about the grades?

Oh right, because it's not.

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Even gooder lad.

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women lie way to fucking much
that's all they do is fucking fake it
fucking pathetic excuse of a gender

Oh yeah forgot about that hahahahaha
Forgot not everyone went to a former poly

just wrote pi as an integer

>I like flat chests

The only thing that needs to grow up are the children who you fawn after.

Please post more

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if you tried to walk for an hour as honest as me you'd hang yourself

...

MORE

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> you don't like big boobies? You're a pedophile
Why do men do this?

dont really get the preggo thing

Can't mate. A certain somebody wouldn't appreciate it.

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Janny is quick on the draw today

99% sure he deleted the file himself

HA HA HA!
ALL IS POPE

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means they're fertile innit

Also milkies.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZQ-jlb9-pY

to protect the little girls you would-be nonce would be noncing

just copped this tee

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how could this happen to me
I made my mistakes

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would bet anything its a SEETHING flat chested roastie

love this gimmick
my fav iteration of it is calling that lad who was saying spiders aren't bad a spider

warehouse picking today

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PASS THE MOTHERFUCKIN SWISHA
POUR SOME MUTHAFUCKIN LIQUOR

Death to America
Glory to Allah
Simple as

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Parents need to FUCK OFF so I can kick this slag that’s currently sleeping in my bed out of the house. As it stands we’re fucking trapped in my room and she’s snoring

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*crack*
*psssshhhh*
ahh, /brit/, now THAT was a general

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