/ausnz/

You can go shove a heck up your heck boyo

And I'm watching P&S right now
It's pretty good

Attached: 1487797431316.gif (728x90, 19K)

i'm curious what the first heck means

also, sharks have 0 bones

Attached: 1444387483861.jpg (225x350, 22K)

It means heck

Or maybe cock
And I hate sharks, they should be all made into soup

Attached: 1499984552543.jpg (1060x1600, 486K)

sharks are cool i hope a shark attacks u

where is that singaporean faggot, I'll tear his throat out

With words

>hair is starting to curl at the back
oh no no no

Sharks are made of 100% pure terror
and that's a fact

Attached: 11836836_510270832455291_1935995022859186902_n.png (913x616, 564K)

sharkophobe

Sharks are dum and probably aliens
Singa hasn't been a regular poster here for months

Also piss off yankee scum

Attached: 1445748223200.jpg (480x480, 25K)

ur dum and probably alien

C O M E
O
M
E

Attached: 1488659905579.jpg (1920x1080, 130K)

Attached: 1528524741491.png (1150x1100, 1.06M)

>that feel when

Attached: 1500853441646.gif (880x519, 49K)

Attached: 1531823699295.jpg (672x672, 87K)

>look at job listings
>they're all in commercial hubs/in the city
woooooooooow its like suburbia is useless
who would have thought

>Also piss off yankee scum

You let singaporeans run wild ergo I can also do what I want

Attached: e19.gif (500x281, 942K)

>americanica is spreading to britannia

>t. rural and suburban retard

Yes, take the cowards way out
Because it's true
Well not for me but you know

Attached: 1499945567886.jpg (800x1200, 222K)

my benis is very large

What did everyone have for dinner?

Attached: 1507090553776.png (500x743, 143K)

im from brisbane but my flag is glitched

roast potatoes

Oh I'm sure

Attached: 1502314567219.jpg (900x470, 104K)

thanks

Attached: very-happy-gay-sounds-32904902.png (500x551, 160K)

S-show me

I didn't have dinner

Attached: 7121 (2).gif (800x600, 164K)

>kiwis post in Jow Forums and ausfags post in Jow Forums

Attached: sammy.jpg (1280x720, 55K)

You should eat something.

Attached: 1506692906867.png (909x1013, 1.61M)

How is this not our flag?

Attached: 1532855459900.jpg (740x600, 46K)

Which one lads?

That was sar car sim
Maybe later, I haven't had enough to drink
Some filo thing I grabbed from work
Blame john key

Attached: 1503273006288.jpg (1822x6802, 1.95M)

..

Attached: f006d301007668554fa4732181fa744af5b3371b_full.jpg (184x184, 15K)

There's nothing to eat

rolling for a cake

>That was sar car sim
idc it's a compliment

Roll.

Attached: 1508577779509.png (740x846, 678K)

NEET because a qt in need is enough motivation to get off my fat ass

I already have one of these

Attached: aAYdwD0_460sa.gif (460x162, 849K)

Someone let me borrow a vagina

Attached: 1462376710276.jpg (610x357, 87K)

Good luck sticking your d1ck in a h0l0gram

FUCK UP!

Attached: 1522203799462.png (472x472, 152K)

Just use your hand like a normal person
You can't argue with that roll

Attached: 1507250167286.png (1050x903, 1.45M)

stick it inbetween the couch cushions

Attached: 8c6 (1).png (300x300, 160K)

Nah, the best thing to do is get 2 sponges and a rubber glove

just stick it in someone

Attached: 1143897421.png (293x423, 14K)

I'll just get a fleshlight I think...

Attached: 1521419097591.jpg (2560x1600, 185K)

...

Don't be silly.

Attached: 1508576229464.jpg (849x590, 65K)

homo

Attached: avatar_999632_1524419105.png (560x560, 341K)

That takes a lot of effort if you get consent.
I've got one of those and they're overrated
Get a stroker instead, they're cheaper and just as good

Attached: 1499489754380.png (726x660, 143K)

homo x2

Attached: ZhI0IAQC_400x400 (1).jpg (400x400, 27K)

Fuck up
I'm no homo
Both me and my bf are straight

shut up u and the bf are gay

Attached: No6aR_lC_400x400.jpg (400x400, 28K)

Nope.
>Get a stroker instead, they're cheaper and just as good
I think i might actually.

Attached: 1503600668207.jpg (1280x1147, 136K)

i can stroke 4 cheaper and it's not homo

Anime?

No
We say no homo all the time

Attached: 1499746098996.jpg (1920x1228, 1.08M)

all depends how you found ur bf, you're probably full homo

Attached: 0XGzqNbF_400x400.jpg (323x323, 20K)

YAMATE!!

Attached: 1501920293843.png (400x568, 179K)

Is... is everyone getting lewd again?

Attached: lewd.png (1202x870, 1.22M)

we're discussing if having a boyfriend is gay. thoughts?

Attached: 1525062285074.png (1000x1000, 460K)

Nope
You are the lewd catalyst here

Attached: yande.re 294142 sample alice_cartelet hello!!_kin'iro_mosaic inokuma_youko kin'iro_mosaic (1500x1088, 319K)

Well I'm all for saving a buck, although I would be making extensive use of you so I hope you're up to it.
No homo of course.
>Anime?
Does this look like a place where that would be acceptable.

Attached: 1522183939825.jpg (631x900, 100K)

we'd have to see
no homo

Attached: 690.png (300x300, 133K)

Y-you can do whatever you want!
There's n-nothing wrong with being gay~

N-no way!

Attached: embarrassing.png (1257x942, 1.43M)

>There's n-nothing wrong with being gay~
Excuse me?

Attached: John_of_Damascus4.jpg (419x564, 176K)

But what if you do it ironically? is it gay?

Attached: 1518977556649.png (544x638, 619K)

I've almost finished my second beer, I'm a fucking booze fiend

Yes way!
Fuck off john

Attached: 1515995800290.png (792x513, 686K)

*whispering* don't be gay... don't be gay...

Attached: jesus.jpg (194x260, 7K)

Attached: 1521463772271.jpg (331x457, 39K)

shut up jesus

E-e eh??

I-i-if you were to do s-something...gay, whether it be ironic or no, the action that was taken is by all intent and purpose... Gay!

Not at all!!!

Attached: superlewd.png (542x406, 364K)

>But what if you do it ironically? is it gay?
Not at all.
Piss head.
What beer are you drinking?

Attached: 1520437642199.jpg (636x1000, 80K)

Being gay is wrong and you should all be ashamed

Attached: kierk.jpg (196x257, 6K)

Broken bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make Aman of me yet

Thread theme: m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

Jesus isn't real
Jewdausm is the one true abrihamic religion
Yeah boi
Yes at all!
Stop being so cute you coffee hawker
I've had one kingfisher and one haägen so far

Attached: 1499625847281.gif (540x501, 1.56M)

for great justice

>Jewdausm is the one true abrihamic religion
Say that to my face, heretic

Attached: p01gmy69.jpg (640x360, 72K)

This place just makes me lewd...
I've already finished my coffee

Attached: tumblr_ncsscsLjEU1sh8op3o1_500.gif (500x254, 1.57M)

Didn't New Zealand tried to change it's flag? New flag when?

Attached: 1475732436900.jpg (686x576, 37K)

Have you not grown of that deus vault shit yet?
Don't worry soon you'll realise how silly it is and cringe at your current self
Well I want a coffee!
That was John Key
God I miss that awkward slimey bastard

Attached: 1501642886302.jpg (600x450, 52K)

>awkward slimey bastard
Jew, the word you're looking for is Jew

Goddang tho I missed all the lewd stuff. And having a boyfriend is super homo. And that is good.

Attached: aa9.png (600x796, 490K)

is it homo to not be gay and just want a cute boi to do lewd things with?

Yeah that's it
I miss that jew
Having a boyfriend is not super homo
I'm totally straight
Please believe me

Attached: 1480900727151.gif (400x227, 2.93M)

Christianity would unironically solves a lot of modernity's problems

Attached: 1503991821097.jpg (315x470, 22K)

Fell aslpeep at 6 wake up at 8

What did the world mean by this?

Attached: 1461342784360.jpg (125x109, 3K)

I dunno
I can't really tell
I'm reading the good book atm but I've only just finished exodus so I can't really judge
The world means fuck you

Attached: youre_gay_huh.png (505x492, 75K)

Seems so

Attached: 1522713048676.png (500x478, 114K)

God I wish that was me

Attached: mpv-shot0002.jpg (1280x720, 138K)

YOu can have it mate

Attached: 1chfszk1jvz01.jpg (617x436, 25K)