/brit/

the virgin water with meals and other beverages without them
the chad other beverages with meals and water without them edition

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love this nigger music

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today's feeling like a delivery food day

imagine being such a runt that you thibk irn bru goes with anything and paying an additional premium to drink it.

>mm yes confit de canard let me just wash that down with a fluorescent orange, metallic-bubble gum tasting sugary carbonated beverage intended for overweight scottish children

this but unironically

All Jews should unironically be executed not even memeing

Emily Bronte wrote the character of Heathcliff to be black

Based

>Let me enjoy this glass of water or cup of tea with my tofu steak and berate anyone that does otherwise on the internet

nope
t. bronte scholar

had something labelled lemonade in russia that tasted of irn bru but was yellowish...

>confit de canard
lmao gay

>imagine being such a runt that you thibk irn bru goes with anything and paying an additional premium to drink it.

>>mm yes confit de canard let me just wash that down with a fluorescent orange, metallic-bubble gum tasting sugary carbonated beverage intended for overweight scottish children

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that was worth posting

there are people here who drink fizzy drinks every day? literally asking for fillings.

>lifter
>tofu

mate youre the soyboy for drinking children's drinks as an adult. i bet you play vidya too, whilst the rest of /brit/ is at the gym

imagine unironically using the term "soyboy"

got a discoloured tooth from an old root-filling due to sport trauma so i went to a fancy expensive private dentist and he gave me this whitening kit and within a day it was looking much whiter. really amazing at how quickly its gone white.

how is this still going across threads, why do you care what I drink mate? do one

water and tea do literally go with any meal though

Irn bru is great how about you shut up

>whilst the rest of /brit/ is at the gym

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Big brain
Coffee and tea all day

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>imagine not spending every night at the gym
>imagine not going to a bar and ordering water while you hit on girls
>imagine reading anything other than greek philosophy untranslated
>imagine browsing anywhere on the internet besides /brit/
how to spot a runt

does it work on paki skin

youre a fucking goober for specially ordering irn bru abroad

grow up

was always amazed by the sheer volume of fully qualified structural engineers that happened to be browsing any given random Jow Forums thread whenever the topic of 9-11 Truth would come up a few years back

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love how viets put condensed milk in coffee.

It's sold at a local supermarket, it's not like I'm ordering it from abroad.

duno

i am 28 years old and I have NEVER had more than a sip of coffee bc I don't like it also never had more than a sip of tea bc I don't like that either #masterrace

literal scottish child detected

don't care

condensed milk is wank, may as well just eat sugar by the spoonful

>when you go to a mate's house after school and they serve pepsi with dinner
grim

Americans are hell personified

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Why would anyone get into £100,000 of debt for a shed?

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you're wank

you should have either wine or tea with dinner
beer or tea with lunch
coffee or tea with breakfast

poo! aaaaaaaaaaaannddd *drumroll*... WANK

grow up

oregano is among my favourite herbs

why

I know you are but what am I

>media trying to shill that the Brexit no deal is not what brexiters voted for

Um, pretty sure that people who wanted Brexit just wanted Britain to fuck off out of the eu.

ah yes an east asian flag, I'm sure this post won't be tedious in the extreme

the teddy bears add a whole dimension of w0t to this image

agreed

imagine thinking trump is a man of the people, and not one of the new york elites that you hate so much

Death to America
Glory to Allah
Simple as

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this this this
I don't give a fuck what state the country is
I don't give a fuck what state the EU is in
I don't give a fuck what deals or debts are paid or are not paid (the less the better though obviously)
All I want is to be out of the fucking EU which is continuing to drag this country downwards like an anchor

Literally looks like one of those house extensions where they add a level onto a garage and have turned it into a house

hello nigger

nice ute.

very very very very very very very very very VERY hungry

*Grimes - Vowels = space and time comes on*

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>it's enough "thailad proves himself to be a colossal runt but brushes off all criticism with his suave "don't care" attitude

>eu is draggi g this country down, so id rather we just directly went to food rationing and medicine shortages and mass unemployment

hm. reckon brexitards are better off not pretending they voted with the welfare of the cunt in mind and just admitting it was an emotional thing

hello literal brainlet

bet if trump ran as a D and didn't virtue signal about mexicans and muslims you would unironically call him a big city elitist

except he drained the swamp so...

why are you sucking up media nonsense? you really think leaving the eu is gona rmove all food from the uk? I know you're too young to remember life before the EU but we had food then too.

sometimes I wonder what white people would call each other if black and white people switched parts in history

eilrahc

such housing is only really common in college/uni areas

>I read The Economist
>I'm socially liberal, fiscally conservative
>I'm a Londoner
>I vote for the Liberal Democrats
>I voted Remain
>I study Economics
>I love anal sex
>There was nothing wrong with TPP or TTIP
>Populism is for idiots
>Assad needs to be deposed
>Trump won because of the Russians
>Anti-semites need to be deplatformed
>Corbyn is an extremist
>Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East
>I love Pret a Manger
>Immigrants contribute more than you do
>There's nothing wrong with popular music
>I love all the vibrant cultures in my city
>I'm a feminist
>I'm gluten-free
>I have an android
>I'm going to bingewatch this new Netflix show
>I love Kendrick Lamar

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nigger.

we also had an extensive trade network before the eu and less people. also the economy was vastly different then.

im sure the government saying its stockpiling food is just project fear though.

>I read that post

who are you quoting

>I have an android
but posers always have iphones

The UK then and the UK now are vastly different. We have millions more people to feed less trade with the world. The govt is literally stockpiling food and urging others to do so.
Just admit that you fucked it.

mostly you

imagine thinking assad doesn't need to deposed

nusayris to the grave

bag of m&ms for brekkie haha

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the government ALWAYS has food stockpiled, it's like saying "omg the government is recruiting spies therefore war is coming", no the government is ALWAYS recruiting spies. We still have an extensive trade network lmao, you insane kids really think that the uk is being propped up by the eu? you think we do absoutely nothing without the eu? complete nonsense maybe try reading more than just the independent all the time

m&s reduced price ready meal for brekkie

Don't think I've ever said those things though

Jewish claws made this one

I hate the government

what's your claim to Jow Forums fame lads?

Me, I invented the grug meme

think I've got ANOTHER poo

your memory must be going lad. I'd get that checked

Invented one of the popular soyboy images that gets you banned if you try and post it

>imagine thinking assad doesn't need to deposed

>nusayris to the grave

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>e-everyone who doesn't like shias is a kike
shia hands typed this post

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fuck off yank

Take a hike kike

I do play video games
Don't watch trap porn

playing mass effect right now, what a game

remember when every FUCKING website didn't have a massive "we use cookies!!!!!!!" thing stuck on it fuck off

t. whips himself on ashura because his religion is literal bidah

my claim to Jow Forums fame?
Invented the dave/schizo gimmick.
Invented homealoneeveryfridaynight gimmick.
Invented tfw but not posting a face gimmick.
Invented early new posting gimmick.

make me

convinced an entire thread on /tv/ to literally commit suicide. don't even remember why but I must have felt quite strongly about it

Im Christian
You are a seething s*ni subhuman

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London paki

I live in scotland haha.

that's lunch sorted

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