ITT: Describe your cunt's political parties

>social democrats
biggest lefty party but also the one that leans the most towards the right
>danish people's party
made anti-immigration policies popular. have a lot of power but doesn't use it for anything
>venstre (left) unironically a centre-right party. popular among farmers and middle class
>socialist people's party
actually just democratic socialist
>danish social liberal party
a puppet
>conservative people's party
conservative, popular among rich people
>red-green alliance
socialist, used to be an alliance of the communist party
>liberal alliance
another puppet
>people's movement against the eu
never even heard of this
>the alternative
batshit crazy lefties

They own half, Rupert Murdoch owns the other half.

Checked.

>Republicans
Corporate shitheels that disenfranchise the working class, conspire to destroy foreign nations with terrorist groups and drones, and refuse to fund proper infrastructures and single-payer healthcare.

>Democrats
The same thing except they don't hate gays.

That's it.

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But Abib, you have no parties, just a king who makes all decisions for you.

I forgot it on.

>sdp
Status quo
>kokoomus
Status quo + lower taxes
>center
decentralization and buying off farmers
>left
crypto-commies, just trying to move left wherever they see an opportunity
>rkp
a party only concered with retaining swedish as they have varying political opinions but generally pretty liberal (socially)
>true finns
the kind of ""nationalists"" that deserve a night of the long knifes. Complete sellouts that dont deliver on anything despites having watered down everything they stand for
>greens
the same as everywhere, just vomit

Russian politics consist of URP and staged fake opposition.

Here it comes
>VVD
Neoliberals who's only purpose in life is maximizing profits. Also the eternal rulers of this land
>PVV
Most of their voterbase are found in the Facebook comment section
>CDA
"christian" democrats. Also the farmer subsidy party
>D66
open borders open anus. Very pro-EU
>Green Left
the VICE party. Rule Amsterdam with an iron fist and also the biggest left wing party in our politics now lead by a half-Moroccan named Jesse.
>SP
Very angry socialists
>Labour party
Used to rule this country together with the VVD as their 'sensible left wing balance' but completely sold themselves out hence they lost massively
>Christian Union
CDA for actual religious people
>Party for Animals
Dutch insanity party
>50Plus
Boomer uprising when?!
>SGP
Christian ISIS
>DENK
Turkish ISIS
>FvD
Alt-right party. 90% of their voterbase also post on Jow Forums.

Needless to say our politics can be messy

Some relevant ones.

>Lietuvos valstiečių ir žaliųjų sąjunga (Center left)
Rich and corrupt farmer cunts, current leading party, our prime minister is a puppet of the parties leader. Train wreck.

>Tėvynės Sąjunga: Lietuvos Krikščionys Demokratai ("Conservatives")
Current "opposition" that does nothing but autisticly screech at the current ruling party. A bigger, corrupt train wreck.

>Lietuvos Socialdemokratų Partija and Lietuvos Socialdemokratų Darbo Partija (Social democrats)
Used to be one party until they had a internal conflict due being in a coalition with a current ruling party. Now their ratings are the same (about 5%, but ratings don't matter) because people don't really know what's the difference between them. A derailed train wreck.

>Darbo Partija (social liberals/populists)
Their leader is a absolute madman who keeps rising up despite everything, what an absolute lad. Still, a train wreck.

>Tvarka ir teisingumas (Same populists as above, but rightwing)
They had a president that was impeached. Total clowns and hypocrites. A total train wreck.

>Lietuvos Laisvės Sąjunga (Liberals)
A corrupt as hell train wreck.

>Neoliberals who's only purpose in life is maximizing profits. Also the eternal rulers of this land
Could be worse.

Saudi royalty is all politics with a lengthy history of divides and in-fighting over differences in policy ideals.
It's pretty cut-throat and the king isn't able to piss people off in the same way a leader like Trump can. You have impeachment, they have assassinations and exile.

>Could be worse.
That's more or less their motto. They don't interfere too much with people's daily lives, always make sure we are the last to implement any climate agreement policies while proudly telling the world how they are aiming to become some CO2 neutral country by next year or something.
I wouldn't vote for them but I don't really mind them leading the country.

>PSD
stealth commies who literally run everything
all their voters are old farts who won't die already and retarded peasants
>ALDE
the above's lapdog
>PNL
not commies but essentially the same shit as PSD
their president looks like a bond villain
>UDMR
hungarians who act like turbojews and ally with whoever has the most power at that moment
unironically the smartest party in the country
>USR
delusional nu-males who get high off their own farts
>MRÎ
god-emperor ciolos, first of his name, holy saviour of romania

>KAP
>Jow Forums
faggot

>Femenistparty: kill whitey and import muslims to rape us.

Very progressive and pro-women's rights, no?

DA: We want the best for our country
ANC: Kill whitey
EFF: Kill whitey
PAC: Kill whitey
UDM: Kill whitey
IFP: Kill whitey
AIC: Kill whitey
AGANG SA: Doesn't exist
NFP: Kill whitey
SACP: Kill whitey and capitalist
MF: Kill black and whitey
Unbuntu Party: Kill whitey
Boerestaat Party: Kill black
Al Jama-ah: Kill infidel
Africa Muslim Party: Kill whitey and infidel
Cape Party: South Africa's California

Feminist women secretly want Arab and Somali Chads to dominate and put them in burkas.

They just don't want to be bothered by low test white beta males.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_South_Africa

>BLF
I can guess what that's about.
>Green Party
Dudeweed?

PP: Catholic Francoists
Ciudadanos: Modern Francoists
PSOE: Cucks
Podemos: Commies

>PL
Our current lefty government. The government with the largest support yet.
>PN
The supposed opposition party. A dying party due to big in-fighting. Supposedly Christian conservative or something. Divided in half
>AD
Green party. Irrelevant.
>PD
The joke of the year, same shit as the first two but liked by nobody. Quite irrelevant
>MPM
Right wing party. They actually address the problem of over population but sometimes they do
or say silly stuff. Irrelevant
>AB
A more hardcore Christian conservative party. Very irrelevant
>IE
Norman Lowell, 'nuff said.

you guys have two muslim parties? what the fuck

>full on EVROPA-party
Wtf, I love Malta now!

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That guy looks like Jesus.

This is pretty accurate desu. Although it should be noted that Wilders is PVV.

And the SGP, the Christian ISIS, takes the bible literally.

He was quite as morally pure as Jesus

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>And the SGP, the Christian ISIS, takes the bible literally.
We have them too, in the South.

You can't have a christian ISIS you moron, because christianity is fundementally different from Islam

They pretty much want our laws be dictated by the bible. Let only the male head of the family vote. And ensure we remain a Kingdom so they give our throne to Jesus when he returns to earth.

wasn't***

I doubt you can find a more serious christian party anywhere in Europe.

Say that again when you try to order a pizza, go swimming or wash your car on sunday in one of their cities lol.

Their cities have no nightlife. Those people don't have televisions. They don't get vaccinated because if you believe in God you won't get sick. And if you don't allow yourself to get sick you defy the will of God.

Ours just hate abortion and they used to burn metal records back in the 80s. Now it's mostly just gays and abortion.

That still doesnt make them comparable to ISIS

That's because they are too small. They normally only have 2 or 3 seats in parliament. And stick to their own cities.

>their cities
Staphorst?
Don't make it bigger than it is. They are only present in small villages.

>being so naive

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Sounds like Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel, except they have a fuckton more political power.

Have they burned anyone alive? Have they waged a holy war on civilians? Have they invented one day marriages to rape their spoils of war?

Once again those places are rural as fuck. They don't even have a lot of presence in our most religious cities, Zwolle and Apeldoorn.

For the national elections they were the biggest in more cities than pretty much any left wing party, except the socialist party and the democrats.

Actually, they also have more regions than the democrats.

Our parties may occasionally split and change names, but natural selection keeps the distribution the same election by election.

It's
"Harmony center":
>"""socialist"""
>caters to the Russian voter base. >Receives funding and directions from Moscow
>Kremlin makes sure there is always only one big Russian party so they always get the entire Russian vote
>filled with Russian agents and bribed Latvian opportunists to make it less obvious
>tries to get more votes by offering gibs but voting across ethic lines is rare
>usually gets the most votes but never a majority
>latvian parties don't go into coalition with them
National alliance:
>has no policies besides DON'T LET THE RUSSIANS WIN
>will jump on whatever trend nationalist/conservative minded folks will vote for at the time
>filled with opportunists and corrupt alcoholics
Greens and Farmers:
>0 policies besides offering gibs to whatever demographics they figure will matter
>name comes from farmers' alliance that ruled back in the 20s and 30s
>has fuck all to do with greens or farmers
>most of the leadership and oldfags are nomenklatura (communist party cadres)
>usually gets most Latvian votes
>usually in charge by making a coalition with the other Latvian parties
Token liberal party:
>always at least one per election cycle
>receives funding from "think tanks" and ngos in the west
>doesn't focus on liberal issues much, usual platform is rooting out corruption and fighting oligarchs
>have led coalitions in past
>lost public support over immigration, homofaggotry and their only popular guy resigning as prime minister when a grocery store collapsed killing 50 people

There are always a few dozen more parties but we only have 100 seats in the parliament and you have to get over 5% of votes to get any, so they don't matter

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>Väinämöinen
>Morally pure
The baby of Marjatta would like to disagree

Worthless.

/thread

Yeah. There is no real point in voting here. Maybe just to make sure the Russians don't get into government and decide to join Russia, but it might happen anyway since the greens&farmers look like they're finally going to do coalition with them after the coming election. And those two parties always get a majority combined.

>FN
Zionist far right
>LR
Zionist right
>EM
Zionist centrists
>PS
Zionist leftists, except they doesn't exist anymore
>FI
Commies
>PCF
Commies
>FO
Commies

The orange dots is where they are the biggest party.

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Or better yet
>all are equally shit and so corrupt that nobody knows who's who anymore and it doesn't matter because the country is fucked anyway

Dumb and dumber

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Walid plz.

Sounds like a fair representation of the Russian people then.

all of them are commies

I guess Amish would be more the correct approximation.

>Kokoomus
Status quo, but want less taxes and a stronger army. Also can't decide whether or not they like immigrants. Popular with half of the Middle Class.

>Socialdemocrats
Flowerhat-aunts who want more taxes and keep the status quo. Popular with the other half of the Middle Class

>Keskusta (Centre)
Status quo all the way, and keep funding the country-side no matter what. Popular with farmers

>RKP/SFP (Svenska folk-partiet)
A party for circlejerking Fennoswedes. Their only goal seems to be to holding the status of Swedish as an important language. Mostly liberals. Their voters are basically the coastal Fennoswedes.

>Christian Democrats
Love Jesus and hate gays. Also more monies for the poor - if they hate the gay. Voters are countryside fundies.

>Vihreät / The Greens
"We love nature but we love the immigrants even more!"
Voters are half of the student population.

>Vasemmistoliitto / The Left Alliance
Same as greens but Communists. Voters are the other half of the student population + random Middle Class people

>Perussuomalaiset / The True Finns
"Kiitos Mestari!"
Populistic party which suffered in popularity after their retarded decisions in the parliament, and was split in half following their new Chairman's election. Now Jussi "Mestari" Halla-Aho is controlling the ship. They hate immigrants, liberalism and anything new.

>Sininen Tulevaisuus / The Blue Future
A new party which split from True Finns. They're a clusterfuck. I don't even know what do they want.

>Paavo Väyrynen's party
The Emperor of Keminmaa, future ruler of Finland and the Messiah, who protects us from the evils of NATO, Fascism and Communism.
Tl;dr He's a meme.

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If I was an arab I would be supporting FI. The only acceptable party in france is UPR but it's only 0,8%

>PCs
Slaves to Israel and USA. Their supporters are either old money or dumb as rocks. I didn't even have to mention it since you intuitively knew these were the conservatives.
>Libs
Centrists masquerading as leftist. They love money and pretending to care about social issues
>ndp
Think of the most basic social democrat party in Europe. That's them. Often accused of being communist, which is funny because even their critics used to like them more when they actually were more politically extreme to the left.

Probably.

Typo

This
Basically all of our (major) political parties (Kokoomus, Socialdemocrats and Keskusta) have one agenda and one agenda only: Status quo

This has led to a situation where all the biggest parties are in truth the absolute same shit with maybe minimal nuances in tax policies and hence the socio-economic class they try to lure into voting them

Don't get me wrong, I'm in favor of stability but this is barely anything than stagnation.

>I didn't even have to mention it since you intuitively knew these were the conservatives
I didnt. In America the democrats ate slaves to jews and their voters are dumb as rock. I guess Canada being such a spineless brownhole the other parties have to cater to the anti-israelis

>Tories
Soulless neolibs and rich cunts who don't stand for anything but cost cutting. Our eternal rulers now. People vote then because they are scared of Labour, despite the fact that socially there's almost no difference other than posturing.
>Labour
Used to be socially leftist neoliberals under Blair, basically ruined the country with intentionally insane levels of immigration with the idea that more brown people more votes and therefore a 1000 year Labour reich. Their greatest hits include covering up the Rotherham rape gangs scandal. Now neolibs are being forced out of the party and it has become a genuinely alarming cult around Jeremy Corbyn, an unironic Marxist who won because of entryism. Will likely split soon.
>Lib Dems
Reddit party. Middle class liberals who love immigrants but secretly hate working class people. Basically a dead party since they lied about abolishing student fees last time they were allowed to form a coalition with the Tories, their only policy now is that they'll stop Brexit, which is ironic for a party with Democrat in the name.
>Greens
Supported exclusively by middle class leftists too edgy for the Lib Dems and too wealthy for Labour. Greens are the same in every country so I shouldn't have to explain. Rules Brighton (Britain's San Francisco) with an iron fist.
>UKIP
Right wing personality cult under Nigel Farage, become a joke since he left. Basically has no purpose any more after the Brexit vote, have faded into relative obscurity. Recently their leader (who?) has been trying to get in on alt-lite cringe politics by showing support for Tommy Robinson and doing a video with Lauren Southern.
>SNP
Muh gibs for Scotland, more refugees pls
>Plaid Cymru
Muh gibs for Wales, more refugees pls
>DUP
Angry northern Irish protestants, the only religious party in UK politics, incompetent in government.
>Sinn Fein
Irish "nationalists" who are mad because Westminster isn't sending them enough brown men

>In America the democrats ate slaves to jews and their voters are dumb as rock
youtube.com/watch?v=4k4pMTsa1Kw

>le mad man sephardi
cringe

>anything that remotely resembles socialism is decadent and bad
Retard

>Parti Socialiste
Doesn't exist anymore. Liked muslims
>Les Républicains
Supposedly right wing, constant internal power struggle. Like jooz.
>La République En Marche
Macron's fan club, nobody knows what they believe in, not even them. Supposedly centre-right and center-left, but will only parrot what the higher ups say qnd get their chèque.
>France Insoumise
Commies, identity politics fags, middle class kids that secretly want the bbc
>Front National
Not nationalist since JMLP left, scarecrow party with no leadership, power, or political will. Marine completly most her marbles, Marion left and doesn't do shit except going to the beach
>UPR
literally who (0.8%)
>Cheminade
lol let's go to mars

I mean, he's not wrong.

OP has evidently been reprogrammed by Rupert Murdoch.

Socialism did kind of kill 100 million people or something like that.

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>France Insoumise

You forgot holograms.

PiS - current rulers - fraction American-Jewish (pro-USA)
PO - previous rulers - fraction German-French (pro-EU)

All other parties practically don't matter because they have less than 5% support and nobody voted for them for last 15 years

>Liberal Party
Centrist-left party that leans on neoliberal policies while espousing policies and ideas from the left but rarely follows up on them.
>Conservative Party
Low taxes, less regulation, etc. Social conservatives that are currently led by a leader with the charisma of wet cardboard, and only exists to make shots at Trudeau despite having weak solutions or would suck up to the US endlessly.
>NDP
Actual left who are about as close to a SJW party. Very much for social policies, equality, environmentalism, high taxes on high-earners. Led by a turban-wearing Sikh.
>Green
Basically the same as the NDP except more environmental. Widely considered a bit of a joke and irrelevant.

Hey user, could you tell me how are relations between coloureds and whites in South Africa?

looks like they're getting along fine :^)

Party cluster 1: Government defender
Party cluster 2: Corporate defenders
Party cluster 3: Communist supporters (not the Chinese Communist Party variant)
Party cluster 4: Outlawed parties

>Parti Socialiste
socio democrats and SWJ, disappearing because of Hollande and Macron

>Les Républicains
corrupted liberal conservative manipulating catho cucks

>La République En Marche
Macron's puppets, liberals

>France Insoumise
leftists, antifa, altermondialist, teachers

>Front National
uncoherent group of alt right currents ruled by a family,

>UPR
frexit sect

>green party
PC bitches, pro eu, pro migrants, unable to unite ecologists

>PCF
old fashioned communists, tend to disappear

>NPA
micro trotskist party

pic very related ( but made before Macron era)

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>Peronists
Populists, good at winning elections and eating other parties whole.
>Kirchnerists
Subset of peronists, terrified a lot of people with strange economic policies, corruption, and being friends with Chavez.
>Cambiemos
The most boring technocrats possible, or at least they were. Mostly supported on the basis of not being kirchnerists.
>Radicales
Coalition with Cambiemos, mostly seen as an old party of ideologues that couldn't really win elections.

Oh and how could I forget the hard Left. To quote a politician from here:
>lovely but useless

>Republicans
Naked, open disdain for minorities, women and poor white trash. Slavish devotion to the wealthy and corporations
>Democrats
Ineffectively disguised disdain for minorities, women and poor white trash. Enthusiastic devotion to the wealthy and corporations

Liberals - kikes
Conservatives - kikes
NDP - super kikes