Anyone else here jack off into tube socks?
>convenient
>easy to clean up
>optimal cum catching shape
>ergonomic
I want to create something like a tube socks that's disposable after the business is finished. I'm thinking of something like cheap cotton, or heavy duty (but soft) tissue paper like kleenex is. Does this seems like a decent idea? Who would I go to get some prototypes made?
>cumming in socks
who does this? ive tried it once and it was so fucking unpleasant.
i did until I jacked off too hard one day and found blood on the sock. Now I just lay on my side and cum on a paper plate.
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Why not just wear a fucking condom when you fap? Isn't it the same fucking thing that youre recommending? You fucking cock knob i hate this board
condoms cost money. Socks dry and can be reused.
Because condoms suck. You'd know this is you ever got fucking laid you faggot.
Condoms are sticky m8
>ugh i cant believe people don't jerk off and cum into spare SOCKS in 2018 what neckberad VIRGINS
Why are you cumming I to things. Go to wc and cum into toilet, jeez. You guys put much effort into this shit.
Why? I'm 100% serious. I could partner with porn companies for their own logos on them.
That's the proper way
have you ever worn a condom? They're uncomfortable, oily, and make your dick smell like latex. Who wants that? No one I tell you.
Sometimes it'll stick to the side of the toilet. Protein is rather sticky.
I find a few sheets of toilet paper that is disposed of in the toilet works well. Lets me jack off where I like to and makes cleanup easy!
Been six years since I've had sex. I miss it, but now that I'm older, I'm wary as two older siblings had accidents and kids that way.
why not just market your moms mouth lmfao shes the perfect cum receptacle
On a similar note... does anyone ever jack off into solo cups? it's like the same as the socks but you can just chunk it afterwards and disposable
nice try nigger.
this is the truth. I just use a towel and throw it in the wash once a week
top tip: olive oil makes great lube. its cheap, 100% natural, and doesn't dry out
Fleshlight
already exists
search "cotton finger sleeve"
or buy a roll of tubular bandage and cut to your preferred length.
Already have two onaholes. They are worth it, but socks work if you're broke.
I'm 24 and I always just cum in my boxers lol. You get used to laying in your own after a bit. Not that bad desu.
Fuck you op our throwaway culture is bad enough without neckbeards throwing away a fucking sock every time they jack off to tranny porn. Do something that will make this world a better place, not a worse one.
Nah, I just blow it all over myself and let my pet clean it up. Super affordable
What the fuck? Just take your underwear off and jack off into that, this is the patrician way
>as he takes a sip from a plastic water bottle, while typing on a computer that he will throw away in three years, on an ikea desk that when he moves he will just buy another, as he sits on his carpeted floor that will be replaced next year....
>complaining about cock socks.
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What retard told you semen is protein?