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is there actually anything wrong with being bent if they are not obnoxious about it?

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nonce

is nine inch nails teen mall goth core?

everyone is a nonce

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Might attach a used connie to my ear to improve my hearing

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II_assassination_attempt

doing a read

FUCK RORKE

LET THEM IN

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reckon i can pinpoint the cause of my yellow fever to that asian chick that was on hi-5 as a kid

pastebin.com/ezEaHHSK

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i love nince inch nails (the band)

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i love nine inch cocks (in my bum)

not nine inch nails (on finger)?

bit gay innit

poor little lad

damn she gotta be above 7ft

no

sue

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love all that lovey-dovey cute relationship stuff

the pushing them up against the wall and kissing them stuff, the casual buttpats, the "i love you"s and the surprise presents

unfortunately although girls love this, guys dont seem to

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a big gal for sure

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tad bent iah tbqh ngl

wish i was tall so i could fulfill my desires with an of-age woman

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girl at work is 30+, cute and single

nicki minaj is so fucking hot

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can't wait for the prem season to start, less than 2 weeks lads

Sargon of Akkad lads

short birds cum faster

t. sex pro

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Fuck are you talking about?

its girls that don't like this shit

There's Yanks ITT right now that think this dimwit is the greatest football (not soccer) player that has ever lived.

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disgusting perverted virgin freaks, die

Fuck off gaycunt.

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umm what would i search to find videos of giant amazon girls dominating smaller ones

youtu.be/1luhn-L9J0w

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kys soft faggot

there's Jow Forumssamespecies

i only look good on a night

disgusting perverted virgin freak, die

A sausage has gone missing from my plate

when I go out I wanna go out dancing

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I lie on my floor for hours every day planning my suicide

anime

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thinking of moving out of London and going to Devon, thoughts lads?

disgusting perverted virgin freak, die

Cuando estás bien te alejas de mí
Te sientes sola y siempre estoy ahí
Es una guerra de toma y dame
Pues dame de eso que tienes ahí
Oye baby no seas mala
No me dejes con las ganas
Se escucha en la calle
Que ya no me quieres
Ven y dímelo en la cara
Pregúntale a quien tú quieras
Vida, te juro que eso no es así
Yo nunca tuve una mala intención
Yo nunca quise burlarme de ti
Conmigo ves, nunca se sabe
Un día digo que no y otro que sí
Yo soy masoquista
Con mi cuerpo, un egoísta

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what's that in the bowl?

how dare you speak to me like that

ah good the neighbour's yelling at her kids again

pipe down you noisy twat

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clips4sale.com versus fetish

Lmao, I came on here last night and started telling everyone to kill themselves for being losers and I only remembered about it just now

Devon is full.

BASED
A
S
E
D

how does one ''go'' to a processed meat?

alternate version:

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"garlic butter cheese ramen"

disease-spreading shirt-lifting queer

despise oxford bender solely out of jealousy

reckon you secretly fantasize about sucking cocks you little fairy

Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight

im really good at wanking

sounds quite nice.

if he wasnt a bender i'd actually respect him

does anyone actually pay for porn nowadays?

whereas you actually do suck them, you mentally ill dick jockey.

bought my gram
time to overdose
hope this kills me

this but unironically

mad how the police came and arrested that woman just for asking why muslims can pray in hyde park when no one else can

business idea: this but on bike paths too

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*slams her head on the table*

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no you're thinking about your own mum who sucks loads you son of a whore

Imagine taking your kid for a day out and being confronted by this

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U N I T

yeah we all know gareth bale is the greatest

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so true

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lmao when i was 8 me and my mate put a bit of fishing line and got a girl we used to hate to cycle into it unknowingly

she fell on her arse and started crying and we all ran off

this is powerful

absolutely atrocious crack. you gays really are an abomination.

Benny G predicted it

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is it crack or craic

can't stop thinking about men's bum cracks, you truly are a gay

Despise Oxford cos he's clever and has a gf despite being a bendre