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I miss her

not really since it I literally chose the uni just because it was the only one I got accepted to

words are very unnecesary

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time for detox lads

youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

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exiiit light enter niiight

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back to the feels desu

time to wash this crap ouuta my bloodstream

youtube.com/watch?v=8-WFNbMohTQ

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Seriously, the only thing good about the Fallen Kingdom is that cute loli girl that i can jerk off to

sick fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=j2pPJywRGTk

youtu.be/twnOvCzLU6M

good taste4
youtube.com/watch?v=727OSo2igU0

Whew i haven't heard that since that fan-made Assassins Creed trailer

anyone collecting figurines?

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I don't get why this should be better than real sex.
Why all these japanese guys stick to this and don't seek real girls?

hmm

dunno

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soon or later God gon cut you down

i kinda fucking miss the Sahara and the wind

because its cold plastic?

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if I come to think 'bout it

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God damn that movie is driving me nuts

let me introduce the characters
>Male MC - handsome, strong, funny ranger-type guy who takes care of dinos
>Female MC - nervous, uptight, smart and beautiful chick who wants whats best for the dinos
>Male SC - young, quirky hair, bitch face, computer guy, and is completely scared of everything
>Female SC - asian, tattooed, short hair, animal doctor, confident, smart, bitchy

now the story:
>dinos gonna die because there is a vulcano
>some company man pays to save dinos
>our heroes are part of the expedition to save dinos
>evil company man decides he needs to kill heroes because he is evil and all about money and doesnt care about dinos
>heroes decide to not die and fight for the dinos because they have heart in the right place
>they all start doing their jobs: Male MC talks to dinos because he is so sensitive alpha and shit, Female MC tells everyone whjat to do because she is so smart and shit, Female SC makes incredibly funny sarcastic remarks and sweats blood while saving animal lives because she is female animal doctor and shit, and Male SC just screams like a 10 year old bitch all the time, because it wouldn't be a good movie without a screaming bitch, and who is a better screaming bitch than young male nerd, right?
>2 dino-chasing scenes later, dinos are safe and movie ends and i am hanging from a rope in my cellar

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well, shit, that was fast , I sobered up

kind of?

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Fuckin Russia, though

I miss all those slim hookers in their high heels

all these fat wimin in yurop, wew

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I love this song

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there is a god tier version with planes in the background but there also some shitty sound effects, only the first minute is without them, see for yourselves
youtu.be/5TSH6OmO-Dw

A girl put a flower under my windscreen wiper today.
How do I respond?

marry her

Beat the living shit out of her!

fuck jets
they're load af

fuck her

youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I

Marriage is out of the question. I have no friends, which means I can't have a best man.

I somewhat enjoy her company. Killing her would be a waste.

I'm too young to have children.

hold her hand

Thumb of rule of me lads

drink a litre of rum
drunk 3 litre of water

youtube.com/watch?v=iB0sXWwH_eA>too young to have children

Touching or being touched by other people intimidates me.

Yes.

you don't have to marry her today, just set yourself on a road towards that goal, also litvin can be your best man

OK, that will be my long term plan, but I need an immediate response to the flower under the windscreen wiper, though.

ask her out desu, what can you lose

We work together, being rejected will be really fucking awkward for both of us.

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Good night

depends on how you ask her, user. It won't be akward if you just ask her whether she'd like to do something like a dinner or something. If she'll agree then you got a date if she refuses it still won't be akward if you don't spill spaghetti or sperg out

youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

>if you don't spill spaghetti or sperg out
I don't think you realize who you're talking to.
Also, I'm not 100% sure it was her who put the flower there.

Shit the video was meant for you, my cuamn friend.

It's a relic from the times of based monarchy.

I jusst met a guy in my kitchen an dI have absolutely no fucking idea how he got there

I think I should start looking for a job, been unemployed for 2 months now.
Might enjoy a free August yet though.

good aste lad

Did you know that Poles are not only the white niggers of Europe but also the white native americans of Europe?
>He is considered to have believed that the history of native Americans is similar to a great extent to the history of Poland. The only difference was that Poles have managed to finally endure invasions, long years of occupation, extermination, Germanisation and Russification, whereas tribes of America eventually lost their free homeland which was taken over by the Whites.[2] He strongly condemned interracial violence, and supported the idea of reconciliation between nations.

Who?

>user you have set yourself some goals in life and work towards their realization, no? What kind of a man wanders through life aimlessly?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Szklarski

>tfw no gf to cuddle in bed with

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why is this general full of depressed losers?

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just break up with my gf

feeelfreeman

>way to impede your own potential by restricting yourself to an arbitrary path, THOT

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your ugly fat gf?

*sip*

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uuuuhm sweaty your rights end where my rights begin

my rights are better than your rights

i could knock you out cold with a single right

my rights are bigger than your rights

i am right and you are left

my rights could beat up your rights

I could kill you with my bare rights

>all these rightlets ITT

I bet you would
fucking w*men privileges

>wristlets talking about rights
wrists makes rights

it is my right to be a wristlet

#wristslivesmatter

was your bf sperging out today when I called you anorexic ? :3

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?

desuarchive.org/int/thread/92849848/#q92871971

post photo please

I don't think that's my bf desu

Thats why i cant watch superhero movies it is always the same formula good guys win nobody dies and the thing that amazes me is that there are people who will watch films like these and enjoy them.

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I love Hor-

wait what?

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times have changed apparently