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nonce

Good lad. I'd hire you to manage my Burger King any day of the week.

need to start eating healthier

post her

Down ober by da wagey river,
far far away....
dere's where i will spend fo-evah
dere's where i gets mah pay

All up and down muh whole workstation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de recreation,
And when i get to go home.

All de world am sad and dreary,
Eb-rywhere I toil;
Oh, wageys, how my heart grows weary,
(but) To Toil I must stay loyal!

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Need to find a job worthy of my English and History first class honours

>black history month

>errr there were these black soldiers in ww1
>hmmmm this black guy was a servent to this queen
>this guy invented peanut butter errrr

didnt care 4 minutes ago and dont care now

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did a phd in truck unloading

gf just sent me this

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How on earth do I do nofap

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all my gfs

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prostate massages

Stop watching porn

All me

Are Ashe

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Mongrelpoo shartingan

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need this whores head stomped in pronto

Run wagey run
Or toilstein will get you
Run wagey run
Or youll never get away x2

Wagey run wagey flew
Wagey tore his suit in two x2

chorus x2

Wagey run run so fast
want no work-related task x2

chorus x2

Wagey runs from his desk
Gets no pay cuz he wants a rest x2

chorus x 2

Some folks say a wagey won't miss
Three were missing from my office x2
One on leave
And one was sick
One had a rope around his neck x2

then whole verse and then chorus x2

Hey Mr Toilburg dont catch me
Catch that wagey not at his pc x2

chorus x 2

Wagey run run so fast
Friday comes and he was free at last x2

jelly virgin

have a PhD in forklifting

look at this cow

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can I please have one? :(

got my PhD in Brexit studies

would quite like to live here

keep reading it as demi love potato

just finished my PhD in sucking niggers

2>3>7>6>8>9>4>1>5

penis cage + give the key to someone who dislikes you

If you don't look this good with front cam you're ugly

Mirror pics are cope

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Got a PhD in being fully white

corr

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anyone else wish she was doingthat on my willy

mi goreng or chicken noodles lads
feel like a snack

Good innit. The girls loved me there. Grim coming back here after desu.

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If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

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could easily heem her. wouldn't even see it coming with that blanket on her head. what you get for letting your guard down.

low lie the fields of athenry
where once we watched the small free birds fly
our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing
it's so lonely around the fields of athenry

girls don't like me here

bench that pig?

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not here lad.

we have old private houses built in stone (cultured middle/upper class)

modern public built houses now in private ownership. (average to poor but not shameful)

private built modern homes (deano wanks)

probably because you're a runtlet

what did 4chin mean by this

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whats actually wrong with the star wars prequel trilogy

>visits italy once

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>bench
hello nigger
have heard the british housing market is in a dire state

Is this ideal looks for broad spectrum appeal in 2018?

Masthetic prettyboy

instagram.com/mirocech/?hl=en

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show us a pic of your adventures

Bad acting.
The plot itself is better than the original trilogy.

Don't understand cagers at all

how can you be cucked to:
petrolberg, motberg, taxberg, car-financeberg, toll/congestionchargeberg, insuranceberg, maintenance and repairberg, breakdown coverberg all whilst undertaking traffic-toil

post slags

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grenfell was an inside job

Girls

so was your conception

unironically was, they want people to emphathise with the nogs

>economist.com/business/2018/07/26/open-offices-can-lead-to-closed-minds

>The authors surveyed interactions between colleagues in two unnamed multinational companies which had switched to open-plan offices.

>At the first company, the authors found that face-to-face interactions were more than three times higher in the old, cubicle-based office than in an open-plan space where employees have clear lines of sight to each other. In contrast, the number of e-mails people sent to each other increased by 56% when they switched to open-plan. In the second company, face-to-face interactions decreased by a third after the switch to open-plan, whereas e-mail traffic increased by between 22% and 50%.

how will Toilberg explain this

because you are a weak beta soy infused cross dressing manlet

arguing with a lefty on reddit lads. wish me luck

it's because I look like every other Italian but I can't even speak it
this is my third time
out and about today

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My mum is crying for some reason
Reckon its menopause

*downvotes you*

Does anyone remember Hugyank?

in terms of provision and balance of social/ private let. yeah.

but architecturally we have a nice balance. though any barratt homes expansion tilts the scale in the wrong direction.

in scotland especially rich and poor have lived relatively close proximity. quite common to have a side lane of large beautiful houses hidden amongst council dwellings or private lets. it's good for social cohesion.

and historically scotland has dashed its walls so we don't have the ridiculous bright orange and red brick of english cookie cutter estates from harry potter. though that's changing as deano wanks have spread the idea that pebble dashing is for poor people

Soy sauce is lovely

reckon its because of her virgin freak son

Looks like england

It's more likely because she just remembered she has you as a son
they are

Toilberg doesn't need to explain shit.

The obvious solution is daily face-to-face interaction quotas.

Virgin freaks

honestly hate when ice is broken into chips. hate being on the brink of death every time i take a swig of water.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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hate it when ICE takes my child away

Looks like two mummified chicken legs

Will teach you for being a spic freak

who the FUCK is hugyank

Do dreams really mean anything? Like relate to any subconscious problems you may have?
Are there any books on the topic if so?

what's the point of bumble if the girls just send you a 'hey'

reckon the rest of the UK should declare independence from London

Reading about how to make UK Company Law into my Anubis lads

white people did enslave and keep down africans for thousands of years

aladain got a gf what's your excuse

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Virgin freak is quite a hurtful term to be throwing around like nothing lads
Lets keep a lid on it alright