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HEEM this one too janny
cara
New Incredibles was shit
Hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown,
They say I'm the cutest boy in town!
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny,
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heine!
Here I am at a famous school,
I present sharp and I'm acting cool
I've got a cheerleader here wants to help
With my paper let her do all the work
And maybe later I rape her!
Oh, god I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch,
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich!
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good)
Womans liberation
Came creeping all across the nation
I tell you, people, I was not ready
When I fucked this Dyke by the name of Freddi!
She made a little speech then,
Oh she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!
Oh, god I am the American dream,
But now I smell like Vaseline
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which!
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingling my change but I'm still kind cute
Got a job, doing radio promo,
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo!
Eventually me and a friend,
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power,
As long as I get my little golden shower
Oh, god I am the American dream,
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, ' "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my name is Bobby Brown,
Watch me now, I'm going down
Haha, yeah, I knew you'd be surprised!
shame this beat the brap version
what was the image in the thread that got deleted?
mathyank
want to feel what its like to kiss a girl again
thoroughly disappointed by the new Incredibles
miss the days of janny deleting threads before they reached 400+ posts
/brit/ needs to be ruled with an ironfist, it's the only thing they understand
was seeing a fit girl before I went on holidays but she ended up ignoring me
might message her when I get back
turtle posted a nude selfie
Me too
should have watched MI 6, zoomer
glad I have blue eyes
would hate to have brown eyes
it was good but nowhere near the original
fatyank
oh wait thats all of them
stop spamming lyrics
me too :(
8 wanks this weekend
i'm not proud. but nor am i ashamed.
Spent the day in bed
you could have any man/women on the planet why would you bother with some random thot
>when the booty on got dayum
The rest of Jow Forums was a free for all though, the janny basically spent all day monitoring /brit/
blue eyes are a sign of weakness
when my brown eyes catch the sunlight i would absolutely eye mog the fuck out of anyone
I love how this image gains more and more people each time it gets posted
God rewatching Star Wars the clone wars now you realise how badly done this film is.
again?
Yes
good
watching it and its comfy better than the shite they are putting out now
janny just sent me a warning for posting pornography
fuck off janny you insect I own you
It's a kids film that exists to sell merch.
Got brown eyes and brown hair me
Star wars more like Soy wars lmaoooooooooo fucking grow up
what the FUCK lads how is this possible?
anybody with an IQ below 100 should be culled
Chinese culture > Japanese culture
watching countryfile, it's all about lymes disease. i think you might have it
GET HIM JANNY
>As the workers stay enslaved
>you could have any man/women on the planet
not quite though
have picked up the taste for a Med gf
might make that my aim when I get back
jan jan he's our man
just signed a petition for the true geordie to commentate on the ksi logan paul fight
don't push him
the other generals don't go through an entire thread in 30 mins or make news at 200-250 posts
/brit/ is by far the largest and most active general at all times on Jow Forums, a janny just for us is what is needed
got another month and a half of being a neet before unitoil restarts
But then there would only be 1 person left alive.
using your time well I see
any effeminate but not bent man in?
dont know what this means
why not? you're literally a 10/10 with a great personality
your charm and wit could win over any potential match with ease
>unitoil
Sorry, bent but not effeminate
love my unlimited ODEON membership, practically a film I want to see on every week, go during the day, usually have the cinema to myself(or only 5 people max)
fucking DESPISE true geordie
disgusting northern monkey
bum
just discovered the cure for AIDS
all you have to do it not be a filthy bender
do THC edibles give the same high as weed?
>go during the day
All fucking NEETs should fucking hang
on a straight up effort basis, unitoil(if STEM) is much harder than regulartoil
but when you take in to effect the anxieties, stresses and horrors that regular toil entails, you see it really is much worse
why is he crying
We hate it when our friends become successful
And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse
I wish I could speak your language
What is the biggest looks death sentence?
alri steven crowder
Fuck the cleaner
had a very attractive gf my first year of high school who was actually quite into me and very cool. the type of girl who is really attractive but doesn't know how hot she is or just doesn't act like it
fucked it up because i was an autist. have had plenty of girls since but none really compare with her
>tfw peaked way too soon
>tfw i still think about it
pic related, it's her
no it's about 10x more intense
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He's got a little jersey on
hate going Odeon/chain cinemas alone
can tell they're all judging you unlike the contemporary hipster cinema near me where everyone goes alone
SOY
but why
Never had a gf
i don't mind my brown eyes
they go with my hair
Helen Flanagan or Michelle Keegan?
greggs ran out of steak bakes
Lol
cheers for the vote of confidence
>caring about what some retail drone thinks of you
sort yourself out lad
never heard of him before, but then again i'm not a 14 year old labour supporting virgin
think im going to get skin cancer
same ahahaha
NEETs run this general
keegan all day every day
Everything is pengaleng except the face which is meh
sounds like a plan
michelle keegan before she had plastic surgery/botox on her lips and fucked herself up
would you wife her?
receded chin probably
chortled
I work at an Odeon. Trust me, we don't care. You're one of the faceless mass that we won't remember.