Coincidence detector edition
/brit/
Jackson Rodriguez
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Christopher Long
why are lefties more intelligent than righties?
Sebastian Hughes
first for fuck off brit/pol/
Jason Johnson
reminder /brit/ is a rorke general
Joseph Hall
whats the name of this schizo lad that everyone posts pictures of? is it tim?
does he actually have a youtube channel?
Nicholas Cruz
I'm almost 50 now, but I was also a 28 year old virgin. I am primarily het but went gay just to not be a virgin anymore, and got into it about as much as a mostly straight person ever could.
I wasn't a fat person, I was/am autistic. At the time, my life had nothing much in it besides unhappiness and worthlessness, and it meant I had to get through decades of tough alienation and misery, and I don't think it was any more good for me than getting through decades of starvation would have been. I just did not have some of the basic animal functions together, and it nagged at me constantly as I brooded alone. Sucked, conrads. It sucked quite a lot.
Thank goodness for furries, or I'd be there still :D seriously, though, between fandom and making fandom friends, I gradually worked through that stuff. The first woman I was with was a polyamorous lynxfurry and very sex-positive, and I learned then that I'm hung like an upper second tier porn star and able to please the gender I want to fuck. Hearing an "OHyeah" at the right moment, getting to be a joyous collaborator in a neighbor-waking, red-faced, yowling orgasm that went on and on and on, were big turning points for me in terms of how I thought of myself as a sexual being, and it did me a lot of good. (I also know people who got really good at technique and enjoyed the same experience without unusual dick size, which is easy to believe from the other side of that 'virgin' fence)
I still go years without being laid, and I still hate that, but there are other things in life. So technically, these days I don't manage to fuck, but I'm getting better at walking through those minefields with good praxis and in a spirit of love, not just selfishness. (and I'm 'interested' in someone specific who I really like, so this is not an invitation: give it a few months or years and I'll have worked out if the current flame will become a relationship or if I'm just hurting myself again to nobody's benefit)
Jace Foster
rate the fit for tonight's tinder date lads
Oliver Thomas
CSCS cards take ages to get because this countries full of thick twats
took me 2 1/2 years to get mine
Andrew Stewart
pic related: all lefty mongs ITT bear a physical resemblance
Carson Ortiz
Joseph Ramirez
2 Months?
Caleb Sanchez
you need to be really smart to dress like this
Joshua White
just let that sink in... faith in humanity = restored
Leo Foster
Left wingers are more likely to be:
benders
queers
trannies
muzzies
wogs
disabled
limp-wristed
underage
poor
criminals
nice voter base you've got there leftymong
Jaxson Ross
give it a rest
Xavier Hughes
Keep posting slags
Don't stop
I want every last picture you have
Parker Ortiz
Thomas Rogers
the great /brit/ war has begun
leftymongs vs the rorkes
Josiah Lewis
Ayden Clark
fuck off 190cm we all know it's you
Xavier White
Joshua King
>/brit/ is a rorke general
Not anymore it's not.
It's gone leftist > rorke, and then it became leftist again after the general elections and Brexit.
If you don't remember this happening, you are probably apart of britpol or a troll
Bentley Hill
are people just going to post straw-mans of each side of the supposed political wings.
Cameron Rodriguez
>just graduated and can't be fucked getting a proper office job keep getting rejected
>don't mind manual labour so thinking about doing some painter, tiler, construction BTEC/polish tier job
>I've heard it's easy to get a job after you get a CSCS card but when looking at jobs on indeed they still ask for like 3+ years experience???
>how the fuck do people get their first job?
reposting in new thread
Ayden Lewis
>I read The Economist
>I'm socially liberal, fiscally conservative
>I'm a Londoner
>I vote for the Liberal Democrats
>I voted Remain
>I study Economics
>I love anal sex
>There was nothing wrong with TPP or TTIP
>Populism is for idiots
>Assad needs to be deposed
>Trump won because of the Russians
>Anti-semites need to be deplatformed
>Corbyn is an extremist
>Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East
>I love Pret a Manger
>Immigrants contribute more than you do
>There's nothing wrong with popular music
>I love all the vibrant cultures in my city
>I'm a feminist
>I'm gluten-free
>I have an android
>I'm going to bingewatch this new Netflix show
>I love Kendrick Lamar
Adam Wright
I thought it was our Tim before he went mad 2bh
Charles Hughes
rorke and /brit/pol/ are too completely different beasts
brit/pol/ is full of runty virgins who got bullied by pakis and suck american cock
rorke is a proud british pedigree bulldog who hates foreners and loves pints
Juan Price
how come lefties ignore fact and logic in favour of their kike agendas?
not very intelligent of them
Liam Russell
fucking want to curb stomp every niggers head in
Adrian Watson
>>/brit/ is a rorke general
>Not anymore it's not.
>It's gone leftist > rorke, and then it became leftist again after the general elections and Brexit.
>If you don't remember this happening, you are probably apart of britpol or a troll
Brayden Davis
lefties=get uni education and decent jobs and contribute to society n stuff
rorke=stack bricks and be angry at foreners
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Luis Nelson
>>/brit/ is a rorke general
>Not anymore it's not.
>It's gone leftist > rorke, and then it became leftist again after the general elections and Brexit.
>If you don't remember this happening, you are probably apart of britpol or a troll
Christopher Barnes
south africa is a cesspool of a country
Charles Nguyen
literally, all me bar london
John Stewart
>DURRRR I'M A RORKE AND I HATE PAKIS
ah yes, convincing ideology their rorkey, i can really see why people like you
Xavier Gray
RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
Jack Ortiz
>lefties=get uni education and decent jobs and contribute to society n stuff
>rorke=stack bricks and be angry at foreners
>CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Alexander Reyes
/brit/ is, always has been and always will be a gangster natsoc general
mount up
Ayden Bell
do it then big guy
Aiden Sullivan
rorke here with a 50k job
checkmate atheist
Gavin Wood
/brit/ is a feckless centrist general who doesn't care about politics
Eli Flores
>lefties=get uni education and decent jobs and contribute to society n stuff
weird that there's not a single leftymonger in my office. It's almost like when you earn your own money instead of leech off others you begin to understand its importance
maybe that explains why so many leftymongers here are schoolchildren
Isaac Howard
>>DURRRR I'M A RORKE AND I HATE PAKIS
>ah yes, convincing ideology their rorkey, i can really see why people like you
William Nguyen
lefty here with a 51k job
owned rorkey boy
Andrew Rogers
youtu.be
Best Album Ive heard in a while
Leo Martin
exception that proves the rule even if you're not lying (you are)
Ryder Cook
I am 20 and still suffer from acne
Jeremiah Hernandez
Wanna volunteer jamal?
Henry Lewis
Benjamin Perry
howling
Ryan Jackson
fucking hell
/brit/pol raid AND a leftypol raid at once
can't see /brit/ lasting much longer
Adrian Torres
>RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
>RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
>RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
>RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
>RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
>RIGHT WING CUNTS FUCK OFF
Levi Adams
Despite all my rage I am still just a Rorke on min. wage
Easton Reed
>SPAIN RECEIVES 1200 AFRICAN MIGRANTS IN A SINGLE DAY
KARA BOGA
Evan Cooper
its worse than that lad
>cant get a gf if you dont have friends
>cant get a gf if you dont live alone
>cant get a gf if you dont have a good job but also have a lot of free time (also your job has to be interesting)
could go on lad
Parker Brooks
youtube.com
KITTIES!!!!!
Charles Butler
go take a bath and use some soap rasheed
Jaxon Carter
main thing i agree with far right is nativism/ethnic preservation. pretty left leaning on most other things.
Noah Garcia
This but unironically.
Charles Hernandez
>being british has nothing to do with ethnicity
Anthony Evans
This is just ugly person cope
Daniel Mitchell
yeah we tend to work in something more important than what you do
Juan Phillips
Lefty with a 260k job here
Checkmate God
Hudson Sanchez
the real truth is that 90% of brit are NEET virgin losers
being a rorke or a leftymong will not change that
Evan Jackson
is rorke the other side of the deano coin??
Jordan Nelson
just bought some cadburys eggs lads
Brayden Thompson
t. virgin freak
Jeremiah Martinez
hello literal actual nazi
Parker Richardson
Im 20 and gave never had a gf
Levi Thomas
>Lefties
>Bourgeois cunts
>Rorkes
>The genuine proletariat
makes sense
Christian Jenkins
Mongrelpoo sharingan
Luis Diaz
based dr patel btfo'ing rorkes
Angel Fisher
OOH
EE
OOH
AH AH
TING
TANG
James Rodriguez
Summer arrives and all the lefties invade /brit/ once again and spam their propaganda
wow what a coincidence it's like they're all 16 or something
Gabriel Baker
Sister has no friends despite seeming like the popular type. Sits inside watching vlogs and is visibly depressed.
Ayden Rivera
sea mines
Tyler Morgan
rasheed's got to help his dad out in the paki shop all summer. poor little sod, I'd channel all my anger into /brit/ too if I were him
Landon Baker
Cameron Turner
I have a gf and im a 30 year old neet
Angel Green
bait
Joseph Cox
It's coming home.
Josiah Hall
WALLA WALLA BING BANG
Zachary Cox
fat moni
Julian Nguyen
True that, how else would they have the time to post here
Ryder Thomas
I'm right wing
Nicholas Harris
average right wing gammon man
Cooper Reed
sue
Joseph Smith
WE need a harold shipman type doctor, but HE has to be an ethnic and when rorkey boy comes in complaining of back pain and the likes so he can skive off toil. dr. patel or whatever his name might be injects him with a lethal dose of diamorphine
simple as.
Wyatt Howard
This is a brit/pol/ thread now.
Chase Evans
yeah I bet she's a real looker
Robert Foster
ah yes the ol' edgy """rorke""" image with light text on a dark background because you're a basement dwelling freak who "doesn't want to hurt his eyes" because he doesn't have a light on in his room
Ethan Lewis
Nigger scum, off our streets
Jonathan Bailey
>85 posts in 8 minutes
what?
Ryder Anderson
rorkeism is a mental illness
Sebastian Foster
Asher Thomas
You wish lmao
Oliver Johnson
hello uneducated prick, /brit/ is a leftypol general
Jaxson Parker
brit/pol just got taken down so they're literally flooding here
Hunter Thompson
you need to shag her to get her confidence up
Wyatt Anderson