/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM

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no you didn't

Cosmos Midnight - Get To Know

youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

anime songs

Lol is that rorke

Need a tomboy gf

i have shagged more birds than the person reading this post

imagine asking the gf to oil her feet up and give you a footjob, its scary and exciting to consider asking

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had facebook but deactivated it
had a twitter but deactivated it. made another but and never use it and no one follows me
had an instagram but never use it. made another fake one to follow qts but they never accept

widely regarded as the social medialess virgin freak at work and other social circles

>Lol is that rorke

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youtube.com/watch?v=snhkO-c-S0c

Love psychedelics
Love listening to music on psychedelics

Nothing more magical in this world

Nothing Compares 2 U
youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk

It reminds poor Apu of his ex-gf and that's why he's crying

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I had a film studies class with those lads

is she dead yet

youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

Got called a guardian of the flame that the ages shall not extinguish in lidl car park

'

watching hot summer nights

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CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

shes always been so peng

Iglooghost - Infinite Mint

HA HA HA
ALL IS POPE

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no one's listening to any of these songs posted btw

yes i did underage virgin mongo fuck up

you just KNOW

wrong

you simply did not
be quiet

twas hiking a few hours ago and took a piss off to the side of the trail and two feminist cunts with pink hair came walking in front of me and saw my willy weeing lads

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I'm listening to the one I posted

nonces deserve the chair

probably have the most diverse and best music taste in /brit/

don't understand this webm

like a throne?

dont think you lads realise how triggered the ulster runts like this underage kiwi mong and the dead uncle aussie mong among others get when they see an irish flag they see red

its a nastyboi ting down there

black tea with a slash of milk and brown sugar up the shitter lads (milk first)

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a small quiet house in a cold place right by the sea
preferably near a small pub i can go to all the time for pints and not be judged for being an alcoholic.

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slag red flags when looking for a gf:

slept with more than 1-2 other people
piercings apart from ears
tattoos
coloured hair
active on social media
wears provocative clothing
watches shitty reality TV
didn't get a degree
goes clubbing
drinks alcohol regularly

Wish I could gorge on Jap food daily without financial/health consequences

pls no bully

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yeah but you get mogged by 12 year olds

called some grossly overweight idiot literally goose-stepping while dressed as Hitler up the street a racist bigot while collecting for Amnesty

link me something jazzy

nah mate I like ireland dunno why you seem to think anyone who banters you is an ulster prod
very schizophrenic worldview

most more contemporary nice stuff like that Throwing Snow song

will record myself doing it next time then paki

>electric chairs are called thrones in bongland
oh my days

swings and roundabouts

post your top 10 tunes currently

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Take a sit on my lap xx

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*How to make sure your gf is autistic

Honestly wish you virgins would shut up about politics
My older brother is a massive lefty who doesn’t stop ranting about politics whenever I see him and it’s tiresome
You all remind me of him when you bang on about the same few stupid things

victim complex

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going to do 50mg 4-AcO and meet God

how do you win love island

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electric? like a massage chair?

forgot
>choker
>rides horses

don't like jazz
what throwing snow song?

>my hobbies? well, certainly politics is up there. I spend many an afternoon honing my debating skills online

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same thing happened a month ago on a different trail. was peeing and two girls riding bikes snuck up on me and saw my willy

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why don't you shut him up?

it's just the lefties who bring it up to seek attention
nobody is talking about politics before they come in here running their mouths

even if you do, still doesn't prove it happened this time (because it didn't)

fuck off cuck

You ever think about that one girl who could have changed you. The one that wasn't like all the rest of them, that you would have been better for. I wonder what she's doing now

Going to blast away the calcium deposits that are suffocating my pineal gland with a 400ug acid dose

Throwing Snow shadower

fucks sake
link me some techno then

just tell him facts don't care about his feelings la

shut the fuck up virgin creep

I checked her facebook earlier and she's happy with her new bf.

Rorke is steadfast and unerring. He sees his business through to the end.

what sort of mongs share earphones and both use their outer ears inside of their inner ears next to eachother

choker would count as provocative clothing

if you prefer left you might just be a virgin freak

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shes in china :/

nonce

I have said nothing to indicate my politics
Political discussion never goes anywhere here it’s just trading boring tired insults

what's wrong with being a virgin?

desuarchive.org/int/thread/71359433/#71360299

virgin freak

virgin freak

shes older than me