You wake up in Kamchatka Krai

If i wake up in forest - i wouldn't survived.
If in town - bought ticket to the train.

f*rstoids BTFO

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Looks comfortable

Do I wake up in an alley or in a apartment with a bed?

Why does half of russia look like it’s on pluto rather than earth

some abandoned military base

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in commieblock which was built during Khrushev rule

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Kamchatka Krai is rightful Anglo-North American territory. Gib it.

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Sad, actually. If this wasn't Russian territory, but American or Canadian for example. There would be a great live and urbanized place.

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Far East Russia should be the 52nd state after Greenland. It's basically empty anyway and it'd make us even more aesthetic.

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When was the last time you bought clay anyway, the virgin islands?

Hunt crabs

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We annexed the Northern Mariana Islands after WW2, but we didn't buy it.

We also tried to purchase Greenland from Denmark after WW2.

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Kamchtaka Krai only has 300,000 people so it would be pretty easy to ingest.

Impossible
Pluto is smaller than Russia

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kms

Yeah dude sure. Just like Alaska lmao

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I find a ferry to Hokkaido and get drunk

"Kamchatka: Russia starts here"
also B-E-A-R-S

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Imagine yourself been born here, in one of these commieblocks. How would your life turn?

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Apartments near sea:

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Looks comfy

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comfy as fuck
like I'm in inception

Not anymore

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okhotsk_Plate

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Where, indoors/far from civilization? Do I wake up how I'm currently dressed(in boxers and a tshirt)? Is anyone around? Although I love the cold and walk around in a wifebeater at night when it's 9C and everyone's in coats, I'd freeze in Kamchatka Krai thanks to some Russian.

Imagine driving on a lonley road between all those volcanoes

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Become a famous wildlife blogger and attract tourists to the region. Charge people for tours and develop the industry further investing in hotels, restaurants, helicopters, etc. Become an iconic wildlife expert with my own Discovery channel show before finally being immortalized by filming my own fatal bear attack with a GoPro.

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No, Pluto has in fact a surface area that’s 2.9 % larger than Russia.

New putinblocks

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Leave Greenland alone. I like Greenland, it’s a pretty place which should get independence

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Dead forest. Volcano did that!

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Wow they’re not even trying anymore, commieblocks originally had color in them before they all turned grey.

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That's because you didnt count Crimea, Hans

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Now this is some kind of Stalker shit

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How good quality are those?

I love being depreressed.

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Settle down among my SLAVIC BROTHERS the RUSSIANS and worship old SLAVIC deities while living in a commieblock

Meh, more or less.

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Ship graveyard

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You you need a official permit or landowners permit etc. to climb those mountains?

Literally why would anybody go there? There is just snow, mud and mongoloids

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Eat salmon, try to not get eaten by bears,.

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was born in petropavlovsk-kamchatskiy and moved to california, and i return there every summer to see family. ama

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Drink my vodka breakfast and then go look for someone to fight for no reason.

It looks like a pussy.

If faggets in Moscow don't pay attention to the East is going to end up being Chinese, they're already investing a lot there.

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Yeah it kinda does tbqh. Looks cool though too.

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Which do you like more?

what did your family do to be sent to siberia?

>These rock formations consist of volcanic pumice, which appeared after various Kamchatkan volcanisms were eroded over time by the elements.
>The folklore goes something like this: these are the boats (bati) of the ancient god Kutkha – a half-person-half-crow. When he’d finished his business on earth he flew away to some other planet, but he left his boats behind, and because Kutkha is taking such a long time in returning to tend to his abandoned boats, in the meantime they’ve turned into rock. Rock boats.

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i hate the people in california, and i do prefer cold weather, but petropavlovsk is such a shithole comparatively, so i'd unfortunately go with california

didnt, there was a diaspora of scandinavians that moved to eastern siberia after the napoleonic wars, but have since been largely russified (hence why i have blonde hair green eyes)

I fuck your mom

Basepilled.

>WE

the broken gable wall makes it look like pavlov's house from the original CoD.

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what actually goes on in Asia Russia? is it all just a vast land of forests, wolves, snow and mountains?
is it dangerous to travel there?

hey man at least i wasnt born in burgerland

Nice trips.

run a couple thousand miles to mongolia, my homeland and hopefully i collapse in the steppe and not in some other shithole

this place honestly looks beautiful
why does no one want it?

Too cold

take a boat to Alaska

It's cold and contains Russians.

I like the cold, just wear fur,
how white are the Russian in that part?

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It would be exactly like northern canada or alaska which is pretty much what it is right now.

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That's an awesome pic.

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Realistically speaking I don't think there's anyone to stop you or that would care to stop you.