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the army is advancing
it's a synecdoche, innit?

vile broad

*are singular

lmao butthurt little teenager

I'm not really good in english but my english teacher once said it's "the police are coming" and army is like the police but with better weapons so I'd say it's "are"

Yes it's a tarn.

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Mental to think that people in Belfast segregate themselves based on religion like we do based on race

BUSINESS IDEA: Government mandated BFs

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Was this good?

Not sure what to watch tonight

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You've already used that line, Nige.

And you saying I'm wrong? That's arbitrary as well.

had a rorke in the toilet lads haahahahah

Ready for another workweek, wagie?

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watching jeremy kyle clips
glad I was born and raised a tarquin

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going to the beach want anything

would murder mine if the government tried doing this pooftah shit simple as

haha i get it because rorkes are a load of shit

>Yes it's a tarn.

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based

was p good, watched it in the cinema

was rated 12A(kids can see with parents) here, some runt brought like 3 kids with her and kept having to explain everything because the plot themes are very adult

imagine getting your nosh around a hairy fanny

There's a heavy ethnic vibe to it in Belfast too desu.

It's just they're both white so your dumbarse can't tell the difference xx

btw im 18

fuck the rorkes

i finished school last week xD

Fanny

that they are lad, that they are

absolutely fucking despise ket so I will never touch it again.

their can be multiple armies, but not multiple police (in general)

Wasn't that a guardian idea a year or two ago?

yeh so?

im 18 so i get to post here

simple as

Post Sue0001

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Kill yourself, you HIV-riddled mentally ill paedophile.

true brit

FOY

Yank English has the collective noun singular, British plural

the k hole feels like you've died which i personally love

imagine this: you retire with your ideal gf in some comfy mountain cabin
you raise 3 kids

6/10

imagine wanting to be intimate with a female

haha what a fucking bender

shit this is edgy af

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do aussie christfags pray to God below ?

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>pouring one out for Joe Cox in front of some Trump voters
Balls is a bantersaurus

I am a NEET

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That'd be illegal so you'd be in prison after lad x Government mandated BFs would be mandatory and universal x

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"woahhhh this ket is proper wonky like"
*floor and walls start collapsing*

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No I get it but from an American perspective it's just odd, like oh that's the Protestant section of town can't live there cause I'm a Catholic (haven't been to church in over a decade though). They can call themselves ethnicities if it makes them feel better but every genetic analysis shows that the people of Britain and Ireland are pretty much identical.

then you die and everyone forgets you existed

>dad watching some thing about Trump
>smug host asks veterans how they feel
>veterans explain that under Obama they were treated like shit and now that Trump is in charge, they feel more confident their friends still on tour will get home safe
>host replies with some variation of "isn't trump just a big meanie though?" every single time
Christ.

would bully them to suicide then

few africans please la or as theyre also known as, niggers

youtu.be/J9JWXDTucHA

>le meme rainymood land

What you want is to work toward opening a bar in key largo

rorke's just called his mummy to come and change his nappy because a left wing post triggered a bowel movement

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peng!

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yeah but that's everyone except for like Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon, Hitler, etc.

THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE

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pooing

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literally nothing fun about ket

just feels like you're losing IQ points

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should be at the back of the bus

lmao couldn't make it to the toilet in time because he was trying to btfo a leftie now mummy has to do a clean up

>rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-74703311.html

>£2275/month for a tiny 3 bed apartment in zone 27, london? what a STEAL, just think of all the CULTURE your kids will get to see!!

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>tiny 3 bed apartment

Does not compute

vile nigger

based

would like a black gf please

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must be a reason why people keep moving there :/

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There's more to ethnicity than genetics, idiot, it's culture as well.

This is exactly what I mean by your dumb arse not understanding stuff, because all white people in the US are cultureless mongrels.

15 Stories of the plight of migrants that will make you say "Let them in!"

barely big enough for 1 kid that lad

yeah i know it's the CULTURE!!!

phone app says ive walked 892 miles this year

just did a nigger in the toilet

would like a american bf please

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LET THEM IN!!!!!!!!

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girl keeps asking me about drugs
stop i am not a druggie

isn't that gay?

just pretend that you are

you could have walked to australia

should have plunged deep

why are they both wanking instead of shagging

horse pussy