Germany

Tell me about my country, Jow Forums.

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Pretty much a 3rd world shithole

meh tier women

Pretty much a 3rd world shithole

Pretty much a 3rd world shithole

I got a bottle of beer thrown at me by a drunk Pole at the München Hauptbahnhof. The police (guys in green who mostly stay at the metro areas) saw it and arrested him. They asked me some questions but I don't speak German...

Also, a Turk working at the Christkindlmarkt gave me a free bag of roasted cashew nuts when I said I was buying a souvenir for my mother.

>I got a bottle of beer thrown at me by a drunk Pole at the München Hauptbahnhof.
wtf I love Poland now

based AND redpilled

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would be the leader of the space age but USA and multiculturalism ruined it

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You have really a shitty food culture and you don't know how to chill but I like you.

We have the coolest postcards
No other country has postcards like this

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The primary antagonist of the 20th century
Otherwise a nice place, I'd guess

>bong can't read episode

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*Dabs

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German men are yummy

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just rude, you probably are a Sc*t

ach verpiss dich du scheiss schwuchtel

Brancos Retardados

A Gesundheit to you too good sir

it has been wronged by France too many times! D:

gedrollt wird net

DADDY

Nice country with rich history and hopefully a rich future.
[spoiler]Invade Poland, you know you want to.

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verpisst du

Anglos have an inferiority complex toward you.

Miserable cuckolds

You can keep using me as a hiding hole as much as you want
Also thanks for the relics, they are pretty rad

not nearly as miserable as the japs though. maybe more cucked but not as miserable.