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dragged the new coworker out back for a swift beating after they questioned me this morning

name me one good film with a below 50% rating on RT

Who doing a download here?

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It's a film about an American pilot downed in an exYugo shithole and his effort to escape

cat in the hat

you mum went down in an ex yugo shithole

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the last airbender

No he doesn't. There's only 30 minutes of added scenes in FotR and most of that is after The Shire, you fucking uneducated piece of shit.

Back in the day I used to hear more about how good the Lotr EEs are, nowadays I hear a lot a more criticism of them
Hypothesis: Nerds who love lotr lavished praise on the EEs which encouraged more normal people to watch them, who then came to the conclusion the EEs are bloated garbage.

egad

watching babestation with the lads

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agree
it's not an amazing film but I think it got unfairly shat on because of the uncanny valley effect

nothing wrong with the LOTR film trilogy, just wish Master and Commander would've won the Oscar for Best Picture instead of Return of the King the year it was released

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The EEs are still the better versions. Edgy contrarians say otherwise because they NEED to be different and NEED to argue for the sake of arguing.

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erp'd on moongaurd in the lion's pride inn just then.

people who watch the extended editions aren't really bothered if a scene slightly effects the flow of the film they just want to see as much of the book brought to life as possible

do you guys have nintendo switch?

lmao look at him
Just dancing away

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babestation

no because I'm not a child

Wrong.

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hello 30 years old boomer

no but i sort of want one for monster hunter GU
at the same time i don't want to waste the money

someone find her parents

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this is very american

suck me faggot

i have seen many people spill their guts on-line, and i did so myself until, at last, i began to see that i had commodified myself. commodification means that you turn something into a product which has a money-value. in the nineteenth century, commodities were made in factories, which karl marx called “the means of production.” capitalists were people who owned the means of production, and the commodities were made by workers who were mostly exploited. i created my interior thoughts as a means of production for the corporation that owned the board i was posting to, and that commodity was being sold to other commodity/consumer entities as entertainment. that means that i sold my soul like a tennis shoe and i derived no profit from the sale of my soul. people who post frequently on boards appear to know that they are factory equipment and tennis shoes, and sometimes trade sends and email about how their contributions are not appreciated by management.

reckon the world would be more interesting if you were that tiny. Of course, i'll never know given my 6'3 statuesque form.

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Topic for argument's sake: while I prefer the extended editions, I still think people should see the theatrical versions first because that was as they were intended to be seen.

Are you cut?

The LOTR EEs should have been an hour longer each.

no and i have phimosis

what is this shit supposed to mean

When it rains every raindrop must weigh heavy on his little head

imagine how hard I'd get mogged in Croatia

wrong. The version people should see first is the director's cut, as that is the artistic vision without commercial interests fucking it up.

have no idea what you're trying to ask. she's on a talk show

he looks like larry king

very true

business idea: no healthcare until robots can do all the NHS jobs

If evens I scavenge the fridge

LOTR and harry potter films are the only films I REALLY enjoy but i really really like them and watch them over and over

completely legal statement : if sex with 14 year old girls who look at least 18 (which is fairly common) was legal, i'd be it's biggest advocate. however, due to the legal implications i would not do this. but i would gladly, were the restrictions removed

Can I chew?

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>people who watch the extended editions aren't really bothered if a scene slightly effects the flow of the film
Very true, they're not watching it to enjoy it but to get more of a movie they already enjoyed

why is the guy doing a facepalm

'62 NEEDS to be reported to the police

You don’t watch LOTR or Harry Potter. Books can’t be watched.

Dinaric lads are descendents of Ents.

Heard about that in the LOTR EE

If you watch theatrical cuts you miss facts like that

Potter is fucking shit, you absolute gimpcunt

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you'll stop being mogged if there's something interesting about you other than your appearance

They are also better films. EE fall into the same category as the behind the scenes footage: interesting but ultimately secondary.

There is no director's cut, that's why it's not called LOTR Director's Cut but the Extended Edition.

>Some directors explicitly dislike the phrase "director's cut" because it implies that they disapprove of the theatrically released cut. James Cameron and Peter Jackson are two directors who publicly reject the label, preferring "extended edition" or "special edition". While Jackson considers the theatrical releases of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies to be a final "director's cut"

The director is not the ultimate authority on the film. Films are an inherently collaborative process.

its comfy though and makes me feel happy

Cannot stand the Potter movies because they are far too inconsistent. I do think they COULD be done well but they never will be because the franchise is just too commercialised.

>They are also better films
Wrong.

cos he feels as old as shit (and also guilty for wanting to the fuck the shit out of her) when a famous person on his show is as old as the show itself

didnt realise we were talking about lotr. I dont have any strong opinions on those films one way or the other cos they're boring and for virgins.

If you actually read the book you get a lot more stuff that isn’t in the movies, even the EEs. Tolkien’s LOTR story>Jackson’s LOTR story.

Extended Edition is not a film at all. It's more like an objet d'art.

>IGN: What’s the definitive version of these films?
>JACKSON: The theatrical versions are the definitive versions. I regard the extended cuts as being a novelty for the fans that really want to see the extra material.

>if murder was legal, i'd commit murder. however, it is not legal and therefore i will not commit murder

is this sentence illegal? saying you will not commit a crime? you lot are retards

Why are my balls so bloody sweaty, not even fat

W-wrong. What does Peter Jackson know anyway??

Think harry potter would have been better if there was no voldemort plot
just comfy hijinks in wizard school

why are negros such aggressive drivers?

same about the potter and lotr bookd could just read the forever and not get bored maybe its autism

Why are there JFs on here?
Shoo.

Reported this to the RSPCA

Thoughts on my squid?

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LOL
well i also think natalie portman has been sexually abused by goyim since she is a little girl

whites in urban areas are by far the most aggressive drivers

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44901701

is this subtly both based AND redpilled?

"is this sentence illegal?" typed the paedophile, sweating profusely. "you lot are retards", he typed as tears welled up in his eyes. Frantically he opened another tab and googled "how to change my ip address to prevent tracking by police".

i'm off
keep the noise down yea?

>a film isn't a film
As far as pretentious try-hard bullshit goes on here; your post is right up there, you dull contrarian, shitstain.

The Name of the Wind >>>>>>>> LoTR

Prove me right

you can leave instead

on a quest to make german more gender neutral
on a quest to fix europe

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not reading it
give me the condensed version

Yes, but I am taking /brit/ with me.

supporting the gay Pakistani community in london

rough that the lead picture of that article is presumably the fittest dancer at the club. Hate to imagine what the others must look like.