This thing floats on top of your cunt

This thing floats on top of your cunt
What do?

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looks like penis

join the unsc to kill c*Venant

Become a Spartan 4

become barbiter

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blame the bresident

JOIN DAH MARINES
HOOOAH

Why were all the Marines american
Isn't it the united nations marine core

there was a Pvt. Mendoza in the first game, but then again it's a matter of time for that name to become stereotypically American so no clue

It was made by a mutt studio.

Hopefully get absorbed and get put into a mounted Warthog anti purple vehicle unit.

Perhaps it was prophesying that by then mutt culture will be pervasive

perhaps

its a multiracial universe where everyone on every planet speaks english, probably because of america

The UNSC being part of the United Nations is basically only a formal title by the playable era of the timeline of the Halo games. Even long before the first chronological game Earth is united under a single government, the United Earth Government, after many long wars within the Sol system colonies. Most of Earth is split into giant republics. for example North America and Europe are singular states.

So they aren't specifically American, as the USA doesn't exist anymore. Many people in the games (excluding some like Johnson) are actually born around the world, many from Africa even as it became a new jewel for colonization as the climate of Earth got much worse.

In fact the capital of the United Earth Government is Sydney.

What thr fuck was his problem?

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A lot of them are from colony worlds too
I think Sgt Johnson is the only main character born on earth

Pls take me

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This is true, forgot to mention that. Miranda was born on the moon, Halsey was born on Endymion. Hello even Master Chief was born on Eridanus II, not Earth

He wasnt allowed to fuck.

>Shot it down with soviet rocket
>Pretend it wasn't me

>half the prophets were literally incels

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pls gib citizenship