What's your ideal girlfriend?
What's your ideal girlfriend?
Too bad IRL nurses don't look like Traci Lords.
at this point i only have one condition:
she has to exist
A slim guy who likes to cosplay as trap or female characters for kinky love and sex.
One that doesn't insult the size of my penis to her co-workers on a regular basis. Professionalism must be present with work colleagues and the privacy of patients, including the state of their genetalia should be respected.
>New Zealand
>Taking it up the bumhole
Flag checks out
Absolutely NEED a qt Japanese gf
This. Pegging gf with a bigger wee wee than yours are superior
Equestrian gf.
this
Moja gf
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>exists
>almost looks like a female
>reacts to light
>doesnt drool that much
>has a pulse
This
It's so easy man.
>cook
>clean
>shop carefully
>exercise regularly
>write
>submissive and dominant as necessary
I'm convinced genuinely assertive women don't exist, and it hurts. I set myself up, but they're always hyper-submissive. I don't know what else to do. I don't want to settle, but loneliness corrodes your soul, man
my ideal gf is a fantasy, which is inline with this meme i guess.
my ideal gf would love me for who i am and would enjoy my company unconditionally. plus she would never feel the need to sleep around behind my back.
but a loyal woman who will love you unconditionally is pretty much fairy tale nonsense.
Tell me how
Although my sister is almost definitely going to marry a Jap since she's a turbo weeb and has had like 3 different Jap bfs
So it would feel pretty weird if I married one too
Hahaha yeah I bet your parents are gonna be like “what the hell is wrong with our kids” if you merry a nip girl.
I'm not sure how but anyways we love Taiwanese so if you speak decent japanese and try to get one, you'll maybe go well.
No I am a*ssie
don't australians get government issued kangaroo wives?
Are you white? If so then it's much more easy dude!
Administration fuck up, mine got lost in the mail
Yes but I am not that attractive at least I don't think so nor am I confident so I am like female repellent
If you're not an East Asian, we can't distinguish you're cool guy or not so you don't need to worry about it.
I-if you say so
Can I have this?
Yikes, this hits too close
That hurts